Saturday, March 7, 2009

(II) thou shalt be made pissed drunk...

WARNING: Long post ahead with many, many words and an unbelievable number of pics. Not suitable for the mentally challenged.

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Dinner was at 7pm. Not.

At first I believed the girls when they told me that dinner was at 7pm. That's until I went shopping with Maria last Wednesday and she let slip something. It wasn't very obvious cos I couldn't remember exactly what she let slipped but, it made me go "Wait. The dinner is not at 7 right? U girls just told me an earlier time right?" and I squinted at Maria. She vehemently denied it, but her face wasn't very convincing.

Anyhoo... we were almost late even though I tried my very hardest to get ready by 7pm. I dunno. I think time just hates me. It was past 7pm and the girls were still chill. Suspicious behaviour hor? After much interrogation only did Naima admit that the dinner was at 7.3opm. Then later... Ah Ma revealed that dinner was actually at 7.45pm! Wah!

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Camwhore shots!

The theme that night was Hawaiian! Ohohoho!

Hello Miss Hawaiian!

I forced Naima to wear sunnies at night. I don't care. I was the birthday girl. Entertain me. Muahahahha!


Eh... How come Ah Ma had no pics de? Aih. Too bad.

Neways, we arrived at the dinner place just in time. Not bad considering its me! And previously the girls threatened to take me to PFC (equivalent to a mamak stall); omigosh, I would throw a bitch fit lor!

The dinner place was at this gorgeous restaurant called Old Orleans. I love it, love it, love it! Cos I loved the whole Old Orleans feel of it, it made me think of The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice - she loved using New Orleans as her setting and I loved her collection of vampire stories!

"If I let u dance with me, can I grab ur boobs later?"

Chio fans!

Wah... those rattan fans are like... almost extinct liao!

Look at what they put on my table! EEEEE!!!!! I is lovin' the balloons!

Aiya, Xiao Di spoilt the pic -_-"


Another thing which I liked about the place was that there were huge white papers covering the dinner table, with crayons for us to doodle on while waiting for the food! Bring out the inner child in us, babeh!

Can u see whom I drew?

Zhen, the black Hawaiian with his pretty lady

Yes, they aimed the poppers at me T_T

My surprise guests - Warina and Moeko! ^_^

No, Xiao Di, no! Now is NOT the right time to strip!


And here's the food! But oh wait, I'm only going to post up pics of my meal cos erm... lazy la. Btw, the food was fantastic! Everyone's food was yummy-licious! Definitely a place to go when you feel like splurging!

Mardi Gras Grill

Dessert that sends you to heaven for five minutes before you get kicked back down to Earth for the next bite and then to float to heaven again... Its a vicious cycle, I tell ya


After dinner, as usual, we camwhored a bit to pass the time, seeing that it was still too early to hit the club and our tummies needed to settle a bit before we wiggle it around, food inside and all. Pfftt. Don't say you didn't see this coming. I am friends with a bunch of camsluts and I am proud of 'em!

Naima, sunnies are meant for daytime. How many times must I remind u? Haih... *shakes head*

We formed a band called The Act-Cutes. We are pro at acting cute

This is how we show love, Malaysian style

Hello Naima~ RAWR!!! B-)

This isn't how we normally look like, just Zhen

Do.Not.Touch.My.Balloons.

Ah, something normal!


Btw, we made some videos cos we're crazy people. Its funny! And one was sweet cos they dedicated it to me. Awww~ But the videos have to be posted on another day cos they needed to be resized and Ah Ma is helping me with it. So people, be patient. Its a fucking virtue.

Ok. Enough of the dinner. I am so sien of talking about my dinner, as awesome as it may be; its as if we've no life. Off to the club! We went to Dogma that night, its a great club especially when its Student Night and it was Student Night that night.

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The last sentence was weird. Whatever. I'm sure I've gotten the point across. Continuing with the story, my dear friends schemed to get me pissed drunk. So the first thing that they did when we got into Dogma was to buy me drinks (awwww... thank u all sooo much! Lurvs!) and mind you, they were shots.

First shot, tequila. Then a pint of beer, then whiskey shot by Maria followed by a bottle of VKD Apple which was shit mild but tasted damn good, then... eh. I can't remember liao. I just remembered taking more shots which included apple-sours (useless but tastes good) and vodka, and drinking off people. Yes, I was a leech drinking off people's drinks, mainly Shah's drinks, whom I bumped into. Uhhhh... I don't even know how many bottles I took. My poor liver.

"What are u staring at, huh huh huh! I slaaaap u ah!"

Xiao Di's true inner self finally surfaced

Lovin' mah party gals!

Oh look! Bumped into Jess as well!

Aaron and Tom too!

Spot the lightbulb

Yeap, I was dancing on the chair. Definitely on my way to Tipsyland

I have arrived. (ZOMG! That sounds sooo wrong! Hahahahaha!)


And oooooh! Juicy stuff! Maria met this guy from the Caribbeans and he's not bad-looking! But as usual...

Spot the lightbulb


LOL! Xiao Di, you do know that Er Jie loves u very much? >_< style="font-size:130%;">GREAT birthday! You girls are a gem! Love y'all loads! ^_^

HUGS AND KISSES!!!

Xoxo!




(I) at the stroke of midnight...

On 5/3/09, I was blindfolded; led into a dark room; and had to endure not being able to see Maria dancing naked in front of me.

Kinky eh?

When I was finally allowed to open my blindfold, here was what greeted my eyes!

Pls focus on the cake; I know the candles were not lit yet but just look at the cake! The cake, the cake!


LOL. The cake was supposed to have 2(X) candles but they were short of a few. Don't even think of trying to count the number of candles from the pic above; u'll risk blinding yourself. It was a very pretty sight, when the room was all dark and the only source of light was the brightly lit candles which covered the cake almost entirely. Gorgeous!

Then, the girls sat me down in front of Ah Ma's lappie and showed me something very interesting. If you think its porn, you need a life. Its a short clip made by Pinky, containing sweet messages from my ji-muis back in Msia! Awww~ It was so touching that I cried! Literally bawled like a baby! Damn you, Pinky! She really has a knack for getting my eyes wet every birthday.

Here's the link to the vid: Lurvs! (The only place for you to see pics of me back in my 'Dark Ages' period - but thank goodness its not clear!)

After crying me eyes out, Ah Ma very kindly helped me webcam with Pinky on her lappie.

Awww~


Woot! How the hell did they get Pinky's contacts? Rupanya, the other day when Maria was lounging for an unusually long time in my room, she curi-curi stole Pinky's email from my MSN. And I was in my room all the while. I feel so smart. T_T

Nevertheless, I love mah gurls for making me feel so stupid! LOL. The next activity that followed needs no explanation:

My evil deeds were back to haunt me T_T

I am so glamorous


Its tradition liao. Ah Ma, ur next! Ohohohoho! And here's Ben strumming a bday song for me.

Action!


Here are some crazy shots!





Yes, I would like some paninis please

Ben: "See, no hands!" -_____________-


Ahahahaha. Ah Ma is so entertaining.

More updates on what happened on my bday soon! Btw, I would like to repeat once more how much I looooooooovvvvvveeeeeee you girls for planning such a great midnight surprise! And I also miss and luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvv my ji-muis back home!

I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!

Hugs and kisses! XOXO!


***UPDATED***

Oooooohhhh... I forgot to tell you what else the girls did for me! When I went back to my room, and turned on the lights, I was pleasantly surprised!

Balloonsss!!!!! ^_^


Aren't they simply lovable?! I was a bit reluctant to sleep on my bed at first cos I didn't wanna displace the balloons, but well... I need my beauty sleep. So...

Its so cute hor!



Tuesday, March 3, 2009

banned!

These commercials are banned from tv. But not on Youtube. Don't you just love Youtube?

Here is one sexy ad by Kylie Minogue. And at first I thought Agent Provocateur was a scent by her. Ceh.




And this one is just plain stupid. -_____-"




I don't get this commercial; it made me very za dou. Like, oooooo~ wtf?!




Enjoy!