Saturday, April 26, 2008

out of my head

Question: What happens when you fail to register an easement expressly granted out of a registered estate?

Answer: The easement is rendered equitable.


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Yeah. Too much land law. My poor brain has been tortured by all this nonsense for God-knows-how-long. And I ain't stopping the onslaught of rubbish on my pitiful brain til May 15th.

The only consolation I can think of now is that at least I'll be out, partying hardy-fardy somewhere in KL city on the night after my final paper in celebration of long-awaited liberty and of cos, Ah Ma's birthday. Woohooo!

Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks.

Sigh.

I pray for time to move faster, yet I pray for time to move slower. Wtf. I might as well pray for time to freeze. Then I can steal the exam papers from Taylor's Law School, copy the questions, slave over it and return the papers to the Law Office - no one would realise anything! Ohohoho, those suckers.

Better still, I would change the questions to something less complicated like:
1) Does Ms Usha have body odour? Discuss.
2) Critically assess the implications of coming within close proximity of Ms Usha.
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"Ms Usha makes gorrilas look elegant". Explain.


Every single law student would score a bloody First Class. My mama would be so proud.






Monday, April 21, 2008

yoiks

The impending finals are killing me. But before I drown in my own pool of blood, I managed to compile a list of things to do after finals! Yippee!

Things To Do:
1) Get a haircut and maybe, a dye job
2) Learn Korean
3) Sign up for dance class
4) Lose weight
5) Get a cool job that pays
6) Go to Bangkok!(click on word to find out more about the city!)


Waaaa~ Compiling that list made me so happy 'til I realised --- I need money; lots and lots of money for it. Even if I do get a cool job that pays, its nowhere near enough to cover my expenses particularly for the sum of no. 2, 3 and 6!


*screams*

I need a sugar-daddy. Fast.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

hoooooooo boooyyyyy!!!

Somewhere across the globe there exists a heavenly place for women - horny, deprived women. But its also a place for naughty, mischievious or just plain curious females. Its called the Deluxe Restaurant for Women. What in the world does it offer? Hmmm~

*Winks*

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Male waiters with bared asses! *whistles* Them asses damn tooiigghhtt!

And they ain't ur average Joes - they're hot male waiters!

Look, u can even do this! >=)

Its no wonder they love their job, and we love 'em too!




Ahahahaha! I can imagine a certain someone who has a fetish for tight asses drooling all over her lappie at this very moment!

*coughhorsecough*!

Having fun? Muahahah! Its too bad that the exact location of this Deluxe Restaurant remained a secret. To avoid excessive influx of women, maybe? Can't blame them but I pray that its in Amsterdam, cos Amsterdam is on top of my list of places to visit for my Eurotrip next year!

Nyahahahahaha!










Saturday, April 19, 2008

Pepsi is nuts





I know that this is an old commercial, but I still find it cool. In fact, I think its the coolest commercial to date! The Pepsi people sure are smart, using big stars with big asses and big boobs to promote their drink.

Ohhhh, I get it; drinking Pepsi makes u curvaceous. All you flat-chested and flat-backside gals out there, go get ur carton of Pepsi NOW. As for the guys, drink Pepsi and u die a violent death just like Enrique Iglesias who was about to get mauled by the lion.

Hmmm... there aren't any lions roaming the streets of KL. Maybe guys will be attacked by squirrels instead. Nut-thirsty squirrels.

Say goodbye to your nuts.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

oh, Juicy

Not.

T_T

I wanted to spring a surprise equivalent to a slap in the face for my dear readers by uploading this raunchy... erm, sexxxxaaaayyyy would be a better word, video of one of my latest addictions - Koda Kumi! Hehehehe. Her video, Juicy was one of the sluttie... errr, sexiest which I've seen so far, til' I downloaded more of her vids and my jaw fell to the ground; now that's saying something! Koda Kumi can sure give Carmen Electra a run for her money!

Think: jiggle, jiggle, jiggle~

*Evil laughs*

For some reason unknown to mankind, I simply couldn't upload her vid! I've been trying to for the past few days. Heck, my blog needs some life injected into it. But why can't I upload her vid? Was it because the file was too big? Argh! The frustration!

Anyhow, here are some pics in compensation for the missing Juicy.








I'm so damn diggin' her style, man! Oh btw, for those of you who are curious as to what's in Juicy, or any of her vids, feel free to ask me for it and I'll send it to u via email, if its possible, that is.

See, you get freebies just by reading ushouldnotknw.blogspot.com! Ask and u shall be given! How cool is that, huh?

And oh, check out her site: Koda Kumi!!!

*Winks*





Sunday, April 13, 2008

i wanna play soccer

Yay! I finally bought an external hard-drive in the PC Fair yesterday and for quite a bargain too! 160GB for just RM 215! So, as I was organising my files in my computer, I stumbled upon this vid which was sooooooo funny!

I laughed like a madwoman watching that vid! And all this while it was in my baby and I never knew it!

Binocular Football


Who's up for football with binoculars? ;)


Tuesday, April 8, 2008

let's be spontaneous

Today was one of those days... to be spontaneous! Went to One Utama with Ah Ma, Naima and Maria right after lectures today; no second thoughts. And it wasn't even planned! This was surely the effect of stress.

We had lunch in Jack's Place cos they offered set lunches for a reasonable price. And the food was awesome with the exception of the dessert.

Tissue from Jack's Place - Wildberry had nth better to do

Ah Ma and Maria

Naima and I

Hahahaha! This pic will self-destruct on 14/4/2008... yeah, right! Muahahaha!

Garlic bread

Chicken and spinach soup -yummy!

Fish fillet with lemon 'something' sauce

Boneless chicken with mushroom sauce

Tea with milk, anyone?

Radioactive dessert - it makes ur poop green


For such a reputable place, what sort of dessert was that??? It was solid green agar with a few cubes of coconut jellies in it. Definitely a dessert which would make a mamak stall proud. Normal ice cream would've been more welcomed.

Nevertheless, the appetizers and main course were yummy-licious, so I rate Jack's Place 3.5 outta 5!

Moving on, we then proceeded to Pull and Bear for Maria to redeem her free T-shirt and surprise, surprise! We bumped into The Twins - May Wan and Choy Wan! For those of you who call the underneath of the coconut husk home, The Twins are one of Asia's hottest MTV VJs and models.

With The Twins in Pull and Bear

With The Twins outside of Pull and Bear


They were shopping with their boyfriends; one extremely good-looking (*drools*) and one extremely ugly. And the ugly one had the added misfortune of being short. But this short and ugly fella deserves no pity cos he has a hot chick clinging on his hairy thing of an arm. That lucky bastard.

Damn. I sounded so bitchy there. Oops, didn't mean to be bitchy. But then again, I can't sound like an angel all the time, right. Else, I won't be Wildberry!

Ah, I have to say, despite going all the way to One U in a spur of the moment, my afternoon was not wasted cos I managed to de-stress with mah gurls and also, meet The Twins! My, my... it sure pays to be spontaneous. Must do that more often. Hahahaha...



Monday, April 7, 2008

the moon is back

Guess who's back~
Back again~
Shady's back~
Back again~
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Riiiigggghhhttt.

Nah, one of my housemates who was away for the past week cos it was her study break has returned to 124E. And she brought food from Penang! Woohoo! ^_^

She purposely brought this erm, I dunno whether to categorise it as pastry or errr, pastry??? for inhabitants of 124E to try out! Its called Phong Pia and it tastes great! Its my first time eating it and it was yummy!

Phong Pia!

Yum!


It has a similar taste to that of Lou Poh Beng but yet, its still different. I can't really describe how the taste is like but I do know that its awesome. Someday, if readers of this blog happen to be in Penang, be sure to buy a packet of this Phong Pia to try out and more importamtly, get another packet for me too!

Oh, oh... here's the sweetie who made me happy with her Phong Pia.

You can run but, you can't hide!


How can one Phong Pia make me so happy? Damn. I'm so easily bribed.

-_-"


mushroom head

Thanks to no Astro, I have no life.

Ok, that's exaggerating it a bit but yeah, I find that without Astro, its as if my connection to the outside world (I live in my little pressure-cooker of a student world, asshole) has been cut. Not entirely, but significantly.

See, my friends were excitedly swapping opinions one day, over the latest 4-episode Bausch and Lomb commercials which were aired on... uh, I dunno when.

*Sweats*

And for a moment there, I was thinking "Woah, these girls know how to speak in Thai! Walaoweh!" before I realised that they were speaking English!

*Sweats again*

It turned out that they were talking about that darned 4-episode commercial thing! Chiu~ But luckily, that very night, as I went back to my apartment and blog-surfed, I found this blogger who was actually a part of the commercials! She was one of the three blue-mushroomed-head-girl who popped out of a male toilet cubicle in answer to Super Geek's cries.

She uploaded the commercials on her blog and thanks to her, I've actually seen the entire commercials! If you haven't, then click on this:
Episode 1-3
Episode 4

Small world, huh. Apparently, this girl/model is a hottie from Sunway. Urm, to be honest, I don't think she's thaaaaat hot. She's good-looking, yeah, but not as hot as some people made her out to be. But she's one lucky girl, cos she's rich, beautiful and papa's little darling. Ah, some people have it all.

When will it be my turn to have everything a girl wants?




Saturday, April 5, 2008

painful

I've been doing some thinking and I've decided to drop Korean language
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What - don't say you didn't see this coming. What idiot would think that I'd drop the language for good? Nevertheless, it saddens me a bit that I had to drop it cos of the impending exams. Its about time for me to focus.

Although Korean class is just once a week and its an hour per lesson; plus, its basically free, its simply too time-consuming. I can't bring myself to commit to learning and memorizing new phrases or how the way their grammar works, just yet. I have to f*ing fill my brain with law textbooks, articles, journals etc.

Urgh.

I realized that when I took up Korean class, all my mind could think of was the Korean conversations, the way the words are pronounced and all. And seriously, now that its less than 30 days away from my finals, shouldn't I be thinking of the developments of the land registration system and whether the doctrine of notice still holds any significance in modern times? (Kill me pls!)

Oh joy.

Land law over Korean language. Please let this be over soon!




Wednesday, April 2, 2008

do u understand?

안녕하세요!

저는 은팅 입니다.



당신은 한국 사람입니까?

아니오, 저는 한국 사람이 아닙니다. 말레시아 사람입니다.


My first conversational lesson in Korean! Yippee! Although its limited to the above (as of now), at least I can speak a full Korean sentence and understand what it means!

And I've learnt how to type in Korean too! Its pretty tough and I need loads of practice cos the keyboard layout for the Korean alphabets and the English ones are totally different. And I actually took longer time to type Korean than these two English paragraphs.

*Faints*

Ah well, practice makes perfect!

안녕!