its just awesome

Thanks to Maria, I got to know that some rock bands were asked to do a cover of popular pop songs, and they actually agreed to do it! Ok, the idea of rock bands belting out pop hits sounds ridiculous and its just plain disturbing. But when I heard and saw the cover versions, omg! It was awesome. Serious.

What these bands did was, they took the pop songs and they rocked it. And I actually liked the rocked ones much, much more.

Seriously, people. Check these vids out!

Bowling for Soup - London Bridge by Fergie

New Found Glory - Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake

Awesome-ness.

Have u ever thought that u were so strong, u were invincible? That come what may, ur able to handle them with a cool head.

As it turns out, things stack up one after another and ur trying ur best to balance the weight on ur shoulders. Before u know it, u've fallen to the ground because the burden is just too much to bear. A harsh reminder that ur human after all.

To the people who hate me out there, I'm sure ur jumping with indescribable satisfaction of watching me break down. I can only say, whatever fucking rocks ur fucking boat but u will fucking have ur fucking turn in time; so go ahead and fuck yourself.

To those who cared, I'm so sorry to have disappointed u. I'm so sorry that I am human and can only be at one place at a time. Sorry that I needed to settle my own matters before I can help u with urs. If only I could make it up to u. U were all there when I needed someone but I couldn't be there when u needed me.

I'm sorry.

simply daring

If u think that law students have it going, u are so right. We are so happening, we're bordering on idiocy. Take for example what we did yesterday. We went around doing dares the whole day! And the best part was, it was captured on video.

Hehehe...

First up, it was Xiao Di. (Psstt! This vid was taken cacat-ly and I didn't know how to flip it upright, so my apologies for the crick in ur neck!)

Then, it was Ah Ma's turn! Note: ignore the horrible Manglish spoken in the vid. (-_-)"

Here's the best one. Its Zhen and Maria's dare. Both Xiao Di and I thought of this dare for them while they went to the washroom. Knowing that both of them would come up with excuses, we gave the dare a try and to our joy, it was workable. And as expected, after they were told of the dare, they made excuses. But, hah! Xiao Di actually demonstrated to them that the dare was possible. Nyeh, nyeh, nyeh~

So what was the dare? Watch on!

Hahahah!

Oh, the following dare was a classic! It took us more than half an hour to persuade Ah Ma to do it, but it was certainly worth our time and effort. By the way, this was done in a McDonald's outlet in Bandar Utama. *winks*

Woohoo! ^_^

a tradition is born

I think that it is time to start a custom. Ahem. To carry on with my seniors' practice, I shall now list out whom I think are the Top 5 Hottest Guys in my class. Please bear in mind that the number of guys in my class are woefully outnumbered by girls and hence, the limited choice.

In other words, I don't think ur thaaat hot, but compared to the rest of the group, u look good. So, make sure ur head does not swell after reading my list cos if you do, I'll come up with the Top 5 Ugliest and u'll top it. Definitely.

And oh, did I mention that this list is CONCLUSIVE and not to be changed?

Top 5 Hottest Guys in Law Class of 2007/8

1) Zhen

2) Paul

3) Mel

4) Tsu Ming

5) Soo Tian

Guyssss!!! Aren't u estatic that ur in my list of hottest people? Nyahaha... In case ur wondering, I like Tony Roma's. Ahem.

Btw, I'm tagging these people to come up with their own list of Top 5 Hottest Guys! After that, we'll compile an average of the Ultimate Hottest Guys out of all the lists.
- Ah Ma
- Naima
- Maria
- Baby Boss
- Da Jie

You've been tagged, babes! Muahahah!

Psst! Yeah, I really have a lot of time on my hands.

mermaids

When I was a little girl, The Little Mermaid was one of my favourite cartoons. Needless to say, it has set the standard for how a mermaid should look like.

Ariel the mermaid

As u can see, mermaids are beautiful creatures; with gorgeous translucent fins and silk-like hair. That's what I thought all mermaids should look like til I saw the so-called Malaysian Mermaid and I nearly fainted.

Fuiyoh... Memang ugly

Think that was ugly? Well, you haven't seen this!

FUIYOH!!! Ugly kao kao, man!

Why laaaa is the mermaid from Malaysia so ugly??? Other countries have beautiful images of mermaids but us, oh no. We have to be different, is it? So, we make our mermaids the epitome of shit. What a disgrace.

Thank goodness, contrary to the shit-faced mermaids that we have, Malaysian girls aren't bad-looking.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

...

Please say yes... Pleaseeeeee!!! >_<

charity is business

Taylors Business School organised a Charity Fair yesterday. Seeing as I've got nothing to do, I went there with Naima to check it out.

One thing about the fair was that, there's lots and lots of food stalls. The most ridiculous thing about it would be the jacked-up prices of the foodstuff. And the more disgusting part was, the food were prepared by the students themselves! Not that I wanna diss anyone but seriously, I'm a student myself and I am fully aware of my cooking abilities.

For example, they were selling self-made jellies; 2 jellies for RM4! Erm, its not that I don't want to help out but... those jellies freaked the shit outta me. It was all watery and erm, not like a jelly at all. No way in hell am I paying for some freaky shit!

But to be fair, the charity drive was pretty interesting, foodstuff aside. There were stalls selling water balloons (and people were throwing them at one another), there was a karaoke van, this booth where an unlucky idiot would be sitting above a pool of water - hit the target and the idiot goes splash! and many more.

One of the more wacky ones which I came across was this booth which charges you RM3 for 5 hits at an obliging stupido. This was enough to induce me to part with my money. Heheheh...

It was a ruckus! People were telling me where to hit the poor guy! Then, he himself told me to hit him harder and the last hit was to be aimed at the face with all my might! That was the best invitation ever!

Taking aim

His face all screwed up. LOL!

I laughed my heart out seeing his retarded face. But well, since he asked for it... Ask and you shall be given. Muahaha!

my coconut

Yes, my coconut. Please don't get any wrong ideas. This post really is about my coconut - literally.

You see, was walking around Midvalley the other day when I had this sudden craving for a coconut. Yeah, its random but you don't need a good reason to crave for something. So, I went to the Desserts section and got myself a coconut!

I was so happy when I held the coconut in my hands and I couldn't wait to tuck in! But, that coconut stubbornly refused to be eaten! Although its top was neatly sliced, it was so bloody hard to remove the supposedly sliced top!

Ah Ma tried to remove the coconut top after Wildberry's failed attempt

Next was Xiao Di's turn...

...obviously he failed, so he and Ah Ma combined their strengths for another attempt -_-"

Then, its Maria turn. So man! Shame on you, Xiao Di! Lol...

The metal spoon could take it no more

After countless attempts plus the combined strengths of FOUR individuals, the hateful top was finally open! At the expense of the poor spoon...

That's one artistic-lookin' spoon!

Coconut milk and coconut flesh ^_^

Oh man, the whole removing-the-coconut-top thing was ridiculously troublesome. I already had to pay money for the stupid coconut; I had to exercise to get a sip of its milk as well?! Cis! If I wanted manly Madonna arms, I would've went to the gym and pumped iron. Thank goodness I was with Xiao Di, Maria and Ah Ma. If I was without their help, I guarantee that I would not be able to taste the coconut. I'll probably take it back to the Desserts counter and throw it straight at the person's face. Now that's what I call in your face... That's what you get for giving me an old coconut.

I feel like Madonna now.

Madonna can whip yo' ass anytime

law dinner

This year, we had a Law Dinner instead of a Law Ball. I have to say kudos to the people who organised it cos the food was great and although the place was small and faraway and had a stupid name - Halia (translate: Ginger) - there was a nice ambience to it. The bloody reclusive restaurant was hidden in the Sime Darby Convention Centre or whatever Shit Hotel if I'm not mistaken and only God knows where its location was.

Well, prior to the dinner, we heard that it was going to be a barbecue. And my initial reaction was "What the fark!" I ain't gonna pay money for food which I cannot eat, let alone food which I have to prepare myself. Furthermore, I don't want to leave for the after-party smelling like bbq-ed chicken with my make-up all melted. I prefer to hit the club looking hot and gorgeous, thank you.

But my friends' insistence got to me and I agreed to go. Apparently, silence was a "Yes" to Ah Ma. Whatever. I gotta show some respect to the lao za bor. A word of caution to my dear readers - what is a Law Dinner without tons of camslutting? Hehehe. Brace your eyes.

We camwhored in the car, on the way to the dinner...

Maria and Naima

Da Jie the hottie

Ah Ma having the time of her life sitting in a car

Naima and I

And we even camwhored in the hotel washroom!

"I'm so scared... uh huh."

Shouldn't have stood next to Ah Ma when she's wearing super high heels -_-"

Acting sweet. Chiu~

Then, we camwhored further outside the stupid restaurant, Halia.

If you're an idiot, feel free to name your future daughter, Halia.

Mah gurls and I *winks*

Camwhoring before dinner...

Left to right: Xiao Di, Zhen, Maria, Wildberry

Gasp! A Mongolian scandal!

Babes *winks*

Left to right: David, Xiao Di, Zhen

All that camwhoring made us hungry. We were more than ready for dinner and guess what! Instead of a ridiculous barbecue, we were served a Mongolian Buffet! How's that for authenticity?

Erm, Wildberry apologises profusely because she did not take pics of the scrumptious and absolutely delicious food. Her friends' and her appetites got the best them and they ate shamelessly, forgetting to take pics beforehand. In any case, Mongolian Buffet consisted of lots and lots of meat. I'm not kidding. We were served bbq-ed sausages, beef and lamb, chicken loafs, bacon wrapped around chicken, etc. That's considered the appetizers, ladies and gentlemen. For the main course, we had to go to this counter where you select the meat of your choice plus some other ingredients and the chefs will cook it on the spot for you!

Chips with various dippings

Chefs at our service

And for dessert, we had chocolate fondue, delicious cakes made from chocolate, cheese etc., a variety of puddings and flavors and flavors of ice cream!

Chocolate fondue!!! Slurp!

Needless to say, after the dinner, the camwhoring level went up a few notches. So, feast ur eyes on the many, many pics below!

"Why are u eating my ice-cream?!"

Uncle Joe sharing tips on how to pick girls up

Group photo with Uncle Joe!

Xiao Di gets high scratching himself

Psst! They are gay! (Just kidding, guys! >_<)

The girls with Ms Thaatch, the sweetest lecturer ever!

"I'm feeding you poison and oh, how u like it. Sucker."

#$%^&*&^!!!

The performer who forgot his lyrics

3+3 = 6!

"Another scandal! When will they ever stop? Tak tau malu..."

Naima raping a very happy and obliging David

Smile for the camera, baby!

"At least it doesn't smell like Gorilla's armpit..."

With their lucky draw prizes ^_^

Paul in the middle

???

Cam-sluts. Cis.

Doing the lala pose, but Mun Onn was not to be lala-fied!

The super lucky Indonesian guy (sorry, I dunno his name)

Human train! Choo, choo!

Ad for Colgate commercial

Hahahah! I love this pic!

Oh, oh... Here's some scandalous pics with the guys! I'm afraid we law students are a complicated bunch. If you're good-looking or hot enough, welcome to the group! And if you're lucky enough, you might even get a cuddle or two from the girls! Inspired to read law now?

*winks*

Err... this one not so scandalous, hor?

Zhen acting all pimpy

Xiao Di's spastic face killed me! LOL!

My, Uncle Joe looks so handsome!

Da Jie more man than Xiao Di

On the way to the after-party

Mel, Paul, Alex

Vodka-coke, anyone?

Girls on alcohol

Hey Mr DJ, play my song for me!

Dancing but still can pose for the cam!

On the way back from the after-party

Hehehe. It was a damn happening night and I'm glad that I went for the dinner. Haven't had this much fun in a long, long time!