my coconut

Yes, my coconut. Please don't get any wrong ideas. This post really is about my coconut - literally.

You see, was walking around Midvalley the other day when I had this sudden craving for a coconut. Yeah, its random but you don't need a good reason to crave for something. So, I went to the Desserts section and got myself a coconut!

I was so happy when I held the coconut in my hands and I couldn't wait to tuck in! But, that coconut stubbornly refused to be eaten! Although its top was neatly sliced, it was so bloody hard to remove the supposedly sliced top!

Ah Ma tried to remove the coconut top after Wildberry's failed attempt

Next was Xiao Di's turn...

...obviously he failed, so he and Ah Ma combined their strengths for another attempt -_-"

Then, its Maria turn. So man! Shame on you, Xiao Di! Lol...

The metal spoon could take it no more

After countless attempts plus the combined strengths of FOUR individuals, the hateful top was finally open! At the expense of the poor spoon...

That's one artistic-lookin' spoon!

Coconut milk and coconut flesh ^_^

Oh man, the whole removing-the-coconut-top thing was ridiculously troublesome. I already had to pay money for the stupid coconut; I had to exercise to get a sip of its milk as well?! Cis! If I wanted manly Madonna arms, I would've went to the gym and pumped iron. Thank goodness I was with Xiao Di, Maria and Ah Ma. If I was without their help, I guarantee that I would not be able to taste the coconut. I'll probably take it back to the Desserts counter and throw it straight at the person's face. Now that's what I call in your face... That's what you get for giving me an old coconut.

I feel like Madonna now.

Madonna can whip yo' ass anytime