yet another slut

Sigh...

The world is so damn full of sluts. First, we have Sluts A and B, followed by Slut C and Slut D. Now, tah-dah! We are cursed with another. What's peculiar about this slut is that she - yes, she - refused to reveal her name; stating that she won't stoop that low.

Urmmmm, hiding behind 'anonymous' and dumping trash on people's blog isn't exactly acting very high-class. Its actually stooping quite - no, make that extremely low, and she still dared to say that she won't stoop that low. That's called slapping your own face, my dear anonymous. Oh gosh, please don't make a habit out of it cos ur already FUGLY to begin with.

O.o

Ah well, for her sake, I shall now name her Fuck the Anonymous. So ppl, what happened was, Fuck the Anonymous has been crapping shamelessly on my blog ever since the week Sha-lene announced to me that she found my blog (How? By googling her name!). And needless to say, she's too cowardly to reveal herself.

Here's the conversation in the chatterbox, in case any of my beloved readers missed it (I can't remember the exact conversation but I hope you all get the gist of it):

Anonymous: Do u mean that Slut C is Slut B's roommate and not Slut A's?
Wildberry: Oh yeah, ur right. My mistake. The world has too many sluts nowadays...
Anonymous: Then I think u need to get laid...
Wildberry: After you...

At this point, my great friends stood up for me (love y'all and a big, big hug to y'all!) and pathetic little Fuck the Anonymous can only come up with:
Anonymous: Fuck!
Wildberry: So anonymous, ur name is FUCK?! Wow, ur parents must've hated u when they named u.
Anonymous: My name is not fuck - bla bla bla~ (non-sensical ramblings) I think u need to get laid to know what it means to be a slut.

O.o

Fuiyoh! I think she couldn't have made it more obvious. Fuck the Anonymous is a Slut herself! Aiyoyo... Then why'd you put yourself under 'anonymous'? If you're a slut, then own up to it! At least it would've saved you whatever little drop of dignity you have left then.

And anyway, if you have something against me or my blog, why'd u even read it? Go do something which is more worth your time, ie. getting fucked. After all, you're a slut...

And let me tell you this; despite how much I despise Slut A, I still have some shred of respect for her cos I have to admit, she's not bad as a mooter. As for you, Fuck the Anonymous, I simply can't respect someone who is too cowardly to step out of her 'veil of secrecy' and who tries to pretend to be someone else, ie. her roommate.

Get a life and your own identity please. Oh, your mocks are coming up in less than a month from now; so study hard and try not to nosy so much in my blog ok? Won't want you to blame me for your mediocre results. In case you're thinking "How would Wildbery know that I'm a first year? Cheh!" my answer to you is: Whatever~ Once a slut, always a slut; be it a first year or a second year.

And oooohhhh... you're from law school!
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Big deal.

Hey Slut, it doesn't make you any special cos I'm a law student too and so are the 80% of readers of this blog.

*rolls eyes*

And oh again. The next time you decide to 'blast' me, can you please step it up a bit? I'm quite disappointed really cos ur comments have been pretty tame and well, lousy. And ur supposed to be a law student... Even the barks of my dog have more sting to it. You're seriously waaaaaaaaayyyyyy below par.

This time, if you do want to spew more rubbish on my blog, please do it as a comment to this post. That way you can type an essay of pitiful curses instead of a limited space on the chatterbox.

A final message for Fuck the Anonymous; you should be grateful that I actually bothered to dedicate this post to you. Seriously, ur a waste of time and I have wasted more than enough time. So this will be the last time you will hear from me. I promise, I shall not reply to whatever lame shit you comment on.

*smiles*

Happy 'blasting Wildberry' and happy holidays! And play safe; AIDS isn't a cool way to die.

^_^

moody me

It was only after I was tagged by Naima, that I knew what the hell a Daemon was. Apparently, its a bla, bla, bla~ If you wanna find out, just click on the link below. And here is my bloody Daemon.




I gotta admit, I kinda like my Daemon cos its so much cooler than Naima's one (pssstt! Its a miserable little spider...). A snow-leopard. How cool is that? Damn cool.

Annnyyyywaaaayyyy... I know that my blog has been "dead" for quite sometime. But its not that my life is dull or whatever; its just that I really have no mood at all to blog. No mood, no mood, no mood. So, I don't blog lor...

But don't worry cos most likely I will do some back-log (is that the right term and spelling?) this weekend. Sigh. Just for the sake of my dearly beloved readers who no longer click on my ads, even. I don't mind really. Its the least I could do for the kind people who fed me and helped me in my time of need *ahem!*

A big, big hug to you people! ^_^

Ah well, since I'm blogging tonight, might as well tell you all about this incident which pissed me off the other day. People, its official. There is now a Slut C and *gasp!* a Slut D!

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Sounds like bra cup sizes... -_-" Erm, back to the story, this Slut D hor, is seriously the world'd biggest, shortest, and 2nd ugliest bitch! (The crown for the ugliest bitch still remains with Sluts A and B! They set the bar up pretty high, I tell ya!)

What happened was; it was after my international law lecture. Since it was still early, some of my coursemates and I waited outside LT4 for the next lecture. Out of the blue, Slut D came strutting down the corridor as if her grandfather owns it. Strut, strut, strut. Think: elephant prancing around in a tutu. I swear, she nearly reduced Taylor's to dust.

*rolls eyes*

Oh spare me please! Sudahlah short, wanna act like a model and while she was at it, tried to flick her hair to the back like in some sort of shampoo commercial. Too bad her hair didn't whack her in her face, else it would've left a bloody mess cos her hair was as coarse as barbed wire.

But then, with a face like that, it makes no difference whether her face was ruined or not. Its not even a proper face to begin with. Its more like someone bought a RM3.99 slipper from Giant and stuck it to her face with super glue.

Oh, I haven't told you all about what Slut D did which pissed me off badly. To start, let me say that I hate rude people. And continuing where I left off, she was strutting past Christina and being the ever friendly girl, Chris greeted Slut D and asked her a question --- to which Slut D ignored, stucked her nose higher up in the air (what, the air is fresher is it?) and strutted past Chris just like that!

WTF???

Damn rude loh! Who does she think she is? She's just a mere, puny, little, pathetic junior and still dare to show disrespect to a senior?! Waaaaaa! I was so pissed that I actually said loudly to Chris, "Why do you even bother talking to people like her? No need!" I knew that Slut D heard it but what the hell, if she dares to step on my toe, I'll make her life a living hell. I promise.

And, Slut D's name is one of the lousiest that I have ever heard. It sure beats ridiculous celebrity kids' names like Tallulah Belle and Apple. Know why? Cos it has the word POO in it. Hehehehe... Even her name is SHIT! Confirm she's a walking pile of shit!

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Sigh. Back to my moodiness, I've been like this for awhile now and well, I don't even know why. Bear with me please and allow me to say this: This is not a good time to mess with me.

Ciaozz...

this is great

I hate PMS ( Pre-Menstrual Syndrome). Honestly, I don't think any girl would enjoy it either. What freak would look forward to that time of the month?

For starters, PMS causes mood swings and guys, its not that we wanna be exceptionally irritable and sensitive. We can't help the way hormonal changes affect us. Do you think we can control the way our hormones fluctuate? Its not our fault! You think we wanna be so darn emotional? Hey man, we find being moody quite draining too.

Then hor, we girls still have to bear with the obvious physical symptoms ie. bloating, water retention, weight gain, acne, food cravings, sleep changes, lack of energy etc.

Yes, we girls do feel tired much more easily when we have PMS. Oh, joy. The symptoms I hate most are bloating and the food cravings, cos this time around I can't really eat much and yet I look bloated! WTF???

T_T

Cannot eat but still look fat. How can I not be sad?

And not forgetting the ACNE. Oooooooohhhhhh! How I hate the acne! Your complexion deteriorates and zits pop up overnight in unsightly places. Urgh! I don't have great skin to begin with and my body has been kind enough to make sure I get PMS every month. -_-"

But then, the thing about PMS is that, it does not affect every single woman. And I know some girls who don't get ridiculous PMS-es when its time. How lucky! Ish ish... If only there is a cure for PMS, then the world would be a much happier place for both men and women! And the even greater news that I can't wait to break to the masses is that ------ there is NO cure!

Yippee. I just love the scientists who only thought of developing birth control pills and not anti-PMS tablets. They sure make the world go round.

Sigh. I realise that I've been ranting like an idiot here. Blame it on PMS.

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Now that's the only thing good about PMS. You can always put the blame on PMS. Blame it on PMS! Whatcha gonna do? Chui ah?!

Eheeheeheehee!

euphoria

Oh. My. Gawd.

I can't believe what just happened!

*screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaammmmmssssssss!!!!!!*

2 days ago, the Click Five landed on Malaysian soil. At first, I didn't think it was such a big deal. Yeah, Kyle is cute and all but I'm not such a huge fan of their music. Its a tad too bubblegummy-poprock for my taste.

Rewind to 2 nights ago, one of my housemates was listening to Fly FM and the DJs called Click Five as soon as they arrived in Malaysia. Ethan, one of the Click Five members, answered the call and ooh la la~

How can a guy's voice be so sexy??? After Ethan hung up, the DJs informed that Click Five would be having a Meet & Greet The Fans session in KLCC, 6pm the following day. My housemates actually went to that session whereas I had a gals' day out with mah babes.

Later that night, when they returned, it was chaos. They were so damn high, even I got excited! Then, they showed me the video which they captured and OMG! I screamed and it chain-effected on the girls. So we were all screaming at the top of our lungs! Know why? Its cos my girls were SO CLOSE to the Click Five! I mean it! It was so close to the point that Joey's head nearly bumped into my housemate's camera! And Kyle waved to my housemate! How can I not scream???

They were soooooo close! And at that moment, I really felt like kicking myself cos earlier on, my housemates were trying to persuade me to join them.

*nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!*

As soon as I get my hands on that vid, I would post it up for you people to see! Believe me. We screamed like no tomorrow.

Fast forward to this very night. We thought that after their concert in Hard Rock Cafe last night, they would've returned to the States or whatever. Mana tau, Fly FM announced that Click Five was in da house! (Yeah, my housemate was tuning in to the same channel again and good thing too!)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd, Click Five would be taking calls from the fans! And the second bout of craze began. We all decided to give it a try and have a chat with the boys. So all of us called. It took some time cos our phones kept showing number busy. But it ain't stopping us! Finally, after about 10 minutes, Fly FM answered my call! And we were ON AIR!

*jumps up and down*

I turned on my phone's loudspeaker so that no one would miss out. Here's how the conversation went...

Wildberry & housemates: (screamssssss!!!!)
Click Five: (screamssss!!!!)... laughs
DJ: Hi; Fly FM! Who's on the line?
Wildberry: Hi! I'm *Wildberry and my housemates and I would like to shout out to Click Five!
Wildberry & housemates: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
Click Five: Hi, Wildberry!

Erm, I can't really remember what we asked and what was being said in return cos well, we were all damn high already at the rare chance to speak to Click Five. We were all speaking at almost the same time. Must be pretty noisy to them.

Oh, I remember saying something stupid - "Omg! I can't believe that I'm actually speaking to Click Five!" ... Y-e-a-h. They laughed but what the hell. I know that I'm not the first and I definitely won't be the last to splurt out something dumb! Lalala~

Back to the conversation (well, as far as I remember, that is...)

Wildberry: Um, can we ask for a request pls?
Click Five: Okayyy...
Wildberry: Can you pls sing us a short verse from the song Jenny?
Click Five: (sang)
Wildberry and housemates: (screams) Wow! Thank you!

Erm, I forgot how the conversation ended but that was the gist of it. Yea, yea. I know its a bit tak tau malu but its not everyday that u can get such an opportunity! After hanging up, my housemates and I went ballistic and screamed even more! Heck, at this point, I don't mind admitting that we jumped up and down like little schoolgirls.

*sweats*

After our call, the DJ announced that Click Five would be leaving cos their flight was in 30 minutes' time - which meant that we were the last caller through! Whoa! That was close, man! Seriously close! And we had reason to believe that we were the only caller to go on air cos prior to this, we didn't hear any calls. We were the one and only. Yeah, baby!

Ahhhh... I may not love Click Five's music but I love the members! My housemates and I are so gonna get sweet dreams tonight!

dust of a star

Stardust.

Must watch!

That has got to be one of my fave movies of all times! If you are a fan of Stardust, or if you are into fantasy and fairytales, then read on. If not, this entry is definitely not for you. Got the hint?

Anyway, Stardust was awesome! I was expecting some love-filled romantic fairytale but Stardust was far from it. In fact, I daresay Stardust was freakin' funny! Seriously, those who've watched Stardust would agree with me that The Ghosts and Captain Shakespeare were hilarious!

So, being the ever nice Wildberry, I've linked the official website of the movie for your entertainment. Just click on Stardust! Even though you've watched the movie, I recommend you to check it out! The site is so damn cool! You can even play games which are related to the movie and my personal favourite is Push That Prince. Ehehehehe... Brings back memories doesn't it?

Hahahahahaha!

I tell ya, Michelle Pfeiffer was damn hot! She may be the witch and although for 80% of the time, she had to look wrinkly and haggard; it didn't make her any less hot! Damn! I think she stole the show from Claire Danes who was the leading actress...

Michelle Pfeiffer is one hot witch!

And, my oh my! Tristan (Charlie Cox) was sizzlin'! At the start of the movie, he didn't look good at all. I was even telling Naima that the father of Tristan was much more better looking than the son. But mana tau, when Captain Shakespeare gave Tristan a makeover whereby Tristan's hair grew long and he wore cool clothes, he was totally transformed! Hot, hot, hot!

Eeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!!!!!!

Ahhhh... I love Stardust!

By the way, check out Ah Ma's blog for our wacky camslutting! Apparently, her inspiration was carried on til today... Enjoy! ^_^

so damn inspired

Today is a Monday. Most people hate Mondays. Very, very few people enjoy Mondays (only full-blown nerds with thick and black horn-rimmed glasses wearing calf-length trousers with suspenders).

Nerd - every girl's nightmare boyfriend

Make sure u don't get this - its the Nerd Glasses!

And there are some, like me, who don't really give a damn if its Monday - its still a brand new day! Somehow, this Monday seemed a bit different from the average Mondays. Perhaps its cos there were only four of us having lunch - the rest had other businesses to attend to and had to leave early. So, lunch ended fairly quickly; leaving Ah Ma and I to devise ways to pass the time.

Not wanting to return to our miserable dwellings so soon, we decided to go to The Web where we gossiped about The Hardcores (ahem!) and did some blog-surfing.

Ah Ma gushing over Terrence! "He's so damn adorable!"

As usual, Ah Ma spoils the pic theme...

That's when the craziness started. You see, we were checking out Cheesie's blog and out of the blue, we were inspired!

*Enya music playing in the background*

This blogger can sure pose! And its not the normal I-am-a-supermodel pose; she has lots of idiotic and silly poses which can make you laugh, although to be fair, the stupid poses were done mainly by her wacky friend.

I dare you to pose like the girl behind Cheesie!

Being fiercely inspired, Ah Ma and I decided to throw caution into the wind and pose in The Web!

(Looking at the guy behind her) "Oi. Do you know that I'm from the WWII era?"

Acting cute under Wildberry's direction!

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In case you were all wondering, yeah. People looked at us like we were orang gila. There's this one dude who actually slid his chair to the side of his desk a bit just to get a glimpse of what we were doing! That time, I was kneeling down to get a good shot at Ah Ma while telling her to spread her legs and act cute...

O.o

That sounds so wrong! I betcha anything that that guy is sooooooo gonna get a wet dream tonight. His imagination would probably run faster than a Ferrari on an F1 track!

Oh yeah, Ah Ma also directed some shots for me but she's such a lousy director! She came up with this Slutty Secretary idea, whereby I am the slutty secretary and she's the pimphead boss. I was supposed to sit on her lap while she tried to look perverted. The thing was, I was so worried that I would break her fragile old lady's bones that I had to support my own weight. And in the end, the outcome was ghastly. Imagine a walrus sitting on a horny looking bangau.

*sweats*

Therefore, Ah Ma... sorry, but I ain't posting that pic up! It has already been DELETED. Ohohoho!

chilling with a fish

I can't believe this. Yesterday, I actually managed to go for ONE DAY without my daily dose of manga. And today, I haven't even read a single page of manga! Oh no! So for the sake of my sanity, allow me to just summarize what happened yesterday cos I...need...manga...fast!

Well, yesterday was pretty fun. Didn't manage to do my grocery shopping as I had earlier hoped but at least I had Rotiboy! Yum~

I went to One Utama with Ah Ma and Anchovy to shop for Anchovy's prom dress. And this guy called Jeffrey Chong tagged along - well, not tag along, but he was our driver for the day - cos he's supposed to do research on her. Like, what do girls her age go for, the type of drinks she prefer, the phones that she uses etc.

Left to right: Ah Ma, Jeffrey, Anchovy

And lucky for Anchovy, she got paid to be researched! Ish, ish... But anyhow the guy was very nice and friendly, although he's a bit feminine for want of a better word. Think: girl who smokes. The best part was he treated us to food!!! And of cos, free transport!

Rotiboy! *screams!*

Ah Ma: "Wildberry is cutting out such a large piece! Cut smaller, cut smaller...!"

Anchovy's idea of torturing us - can look but cannot eat...yet

^_^

The poor guy. I think he was bored to death but had to smile no matter what. Imagine this: us 3 girls decided to just go to Blook and Forever 21 to look for Anchovy's dress. But, being the girls that we are, we detoured into almost every single boutique which sold dresses! (Psst! And also other non-dress shops!)

Hahahahahahah!

Found a hat shop with a gold Hard-Gay signature cap!

At the end of the day, when it was about time to leave, he actually stared at us in disbelief, "You girls haven't gotten a dress yet!?"

*smiles innocently*

W-e-l-l... its not our fault, okay. Anchovy is only 150cm tall! Its not that easy to find a dress that fits and flatters her body. Ah Ma and I enjoyed the challenge though. We found 2 dresses; the first was from Eclipse and costs RM269.

Sweet!

The second one was from Forever 21 and uh, I can't remember the price:

So cute!

Its such a pity cos all three of us actually thought that the 2nd dress was the best. It makes her look so cute and at the same time, its so... Anchovy! But, it was the only dress left and they had no more sizes. Since that dress was a size too big for Anchovy, she had to walk away from it. There goes her prom dress!

Now, its time for the camwhore pics!

Waiting for Anchovy in Sub turned Ah Ma into a lala goldfish -_-"

Anchovy manages to fit 4 into one pic but... but... not good enough!

Blueberry Cinnabon!

Just plain random:
I detoured into a shop selling manga and anime. Jeffrey was quite surpised to see girls gush over manga and seeing how like-a-kid-in-a-candy-shop I was, he urged me to buy the entire collection of the Hunter X Hunter books there. When I refused, he couldn't understand why and asked, "But I thought u liked it so much?". Well, yeah. I am crazy over Hunter X Hunter. So I said to him, "Why buy it when I can get it online for free?" I think he was damn za-dou....

Ihihihihihihihihihihihi!

tag-o-war

Here we go again... This time, it was Xiao Di who succumbed to the tagging craze!

You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller! In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart. You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts. At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do. You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

What's Your Personality Type?

So now u all know. The next time anyone feels inspired, feel free to thank me! I won't say no to a plate of Old Town Kopitiam egg-toast or Rotiboy either!

Hehehehe... Do you feel inspired now? Well, you know what to do.

*winks*

hey oh hey

I've been tagged by Maria!

You are a Balanced Babe!

You're direct and to the point, but never dramatic You've got the confidence to speak your mind to anyone But you leave the theatrics to Hollywood Level headed and emotionally stable, no wonder everyone loves you

How Much of a Drama Queen Are You?

See - I'm no drama queen! ^_^ I'm perfectly normal and likeable (ahem!), thank goodness! Ehehehe... But hor, right now I feel like saying this: "Wanna play tag-tag la now! Wait la for my next tag! Muahahaha!"

Ok, that's horribly Manglish but what the hell. On a different note, I went to watch Bourne Ultimatum (finally!) with Ah Ma and Xiao Di. Omigod!!! Matt Damon is sooooo sexy! I absolutely luuuurrvv the fight scenes; especially the hand on hand combat with the "assets". He was so... so... so... man! And he was coolly smart too! Definitely the ultimate assasin!

*a big kiss to Matt Damon!*

*Swoon~*

Ok girl, get a grip on urself!

Erm, people. Nothing much for me to say anymore, so just enjoy the pics! ^_^

Yep, I camwhored in the toilet. So what???

Ah Ma viciously attacking the tap! "Damn u, tap! I...want...water!"

He's hot! Need I say more?

Oh oh, when we entered the cinema, no one was there yet. So we took the opportunity to act a bit stupid in an empty cinema! Unluckily for Ah Ma and Xiao Di, when its their turn to take their pic, people started coming in but nevertheless, Ah Ma wasn't shy to show the world how to pose like a supermodel! *Snickers*

An entire cinema to myself!

Ah Ma's lifted leg was due to muscle and joint problems! *cough-oldage-cough*

Mel trying hard to imitate an ape~

Well folks, for more highlights of our movie outing, click here: We Love U Doraemon!

sad love story

Most people must have read about this love story before but so what? Its extremely touching and really, it serves to show that at times, animals are capable of love much more than humans - and that's not something we should be proud of.

This post is a tribute to the victims of the following story.



A dog was knocked down by a car and died in the middle of the road. Later, another dog was seen beside the corpse of the dog; he tried to wake his friend up by using his leg.

Hey, wake up! Wake up!

When his attempts to wake his friend failed, he tried to push his friend to the side of the road. But the weight of his friend proved too heavy for him.

Let's move to the safer side of the road... I will move you to the safer side!

Though the traffic was busy and dangerous, he wouldn't leave his friend. He just stood beside his friend, howling and crying.

Can anyone help me please? Tell me what to do...

A lot of people saw this incident and felt very touched. Even a dog was capable of showing unwavered loyalty and love to his friend.

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As can be seen, that bastard above just stood by and took the pic. I hoped he helped move the dead dog away and console his mourning friend. If not, he will forever be a BASTARD captured in time immemorial for the whole world to see.

on the brink of madness

Its 1.20am and here I am blogging away even though I have 2 tutorials tomorrow and the first one starts at 8am. I am dead tired but I just can't sleep! Why? Cos there isn't any water for the past few hours!!!

My housemates and I have been trying oh so damn hard to keep it all in for the entire night! Believe me, fighting the mad desire to sprint into the toilet and flush requires extremely sky-high resolve and determination... and also the ability to withstand a high level of toxic poisoning. All in the name of consideration and of cos, we ourselves wouldn't wanna wake up to whatever nauseating sight when we step into the toilet the next day. What if the there's still no water?

Oh nooooooooooooooo!!!

*rips hair out and attempts feebly to stick them back into follicles* (needless to say, it was unsuccessful)

And that's not all that's been keeping me awake. I must do my nightly ritual before going to bed - brush my teeth, wash my face, etc. Since there's no water, well, I can't go to bed before cleaning myself!

In my apartment at this hour, one of my housemates hasn't taken her bath yet and a few of us are stubbornly ignoring Nature's insistent calls. We're too tired to even talk; resorting to facial expressions to get the message across. Just waiting, waiting, and waiting... and eye-ing the toilet roll on the table every 30 seconds.

Ah well, although my situation sucks big time, come to think of it, at least I didn't have to buy gallons of mineral water to wash my face and all that. *winks*

(10 minutes later)

Hear that??? The sound of water!!! Finalllleeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

naughty naughty!

So I was bored and decided to do some blog surfing. And I realized that some peple just never update their blogs! Then why the hell did they put up the blog for? Sheesh!

But anyhow, some of their old entries were quite interesting. And I found this quiz to test your seduction style in Angie's blog. Ooh la la~ Grabs your attention doesn't it, you naughty li'l horny beings! Heheheh...

*looks at you with one squinted eye*

Anyway, here's my seduction style.

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Yep, I'm a Naturalist. Hmm... didn't know I was that good. Hohohohohoho! Now comes the important part - you've all been TAGGED to check out your seduction style and post it up!

Nyahahahahahaha!

If you still can't take the quiz after clicking on the table above, you can try this link: http://www.blogthings.com/whatisyourseductionstylequiz/

Isn't this fun? Now I - er, we can all know each other's seduction style! I just love the evil me. ^_^

queen of watermelon

Remember me saying that there's never a dull day with my housemates around? Yep, It was just yesterday and today, something happened again.

To begin the story, Miss Crazy bought a watermelon and wanted all of us to eat it clean, leaving a round empty shell behind. Actually, she needed a pumpkin but couldn't find one. The reason? It had something to do with her Bio project, and I didn't really know what was it about.

Anyway, it would be impossible for all 6 of us to finish an entire watermelon within the shortest time possible (preferably an hour). So we just cut away a small portion at one end of the watermelon and scooped out the rest of the watermelon flesh and put it into containers.

4 containers of watermelon!

And then, things got crazy...

I now crown thee the Queen of Watermelon!

We're not evil ok. We're just forcing the... eh, eh! Helping her fit her head into the watermelon shell!

*smiles*

Although we weren't very successful, we simply couldn't resist the chance to take a pic with Watermelon Head! Its not everyday your housemate asks for help to shove her head into a watermelon!

"Ma, look! Its Watermelon Woman!"

After a while, I daresay, the shots were becoming more and more... stylish. It could nearly pass for high-fruit-fashion!

Work the watermelon, baby!

"Don't mess with my watermelon!"

Craziness breeds creativity! ^_^ By the way, I noticed that the better looking pictures were those with her face covered up. Hmmm... now that's interesting.

Oh ya, and here's the Princess of Watermelon!

Isn't she cute?

Like I said, never a dull day with my housemates around!

*Hugs them*!

unbelievable

I had an 8am lecture today but I slept at almost 2am. Why? You see, my housemates came back really, really late last night. So we had a party! We made cheese macaroni (the instant packet ones), went out to buy bags of chips and a bucket of chocolate chip ice cream, and watched Bourne Ultimatum. We even managed to squeeze in a facial for one of my housemates who was in dire need of one!
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Sucker.

Of cos none of that happened. But something definitely happened or else I won't be putting up this post right now. Well, instead of naming names, I'm just gonna go by Housemate A, B, C etc.

So what happened was, Housemate A came back first. After taking her bath and having her dinner, she decided to charge her phone. When she walked to the place where we placed the multi-purpose plug, she noticed that it was fully plugged with other chargers. The only way for her to charge her phone was to pull out this weird looking charger which no one was using at the time. After asking around and receiving confirmation that the weird charger belonged to no one, she attempted to pull it out.

I say, either she's Incredible Hulk or she hasn't acquired the basic skill of pulling gently. You can guess what happened to the charger. Heheheh...

"Mou dak gau" (Translate: cannot be saved!)

And that, my dear readers, happened in less than one hour since she returned to our apartment.

*sweats*

Is she damn destructive or what! Hahahahahah! Me and my other housemates couldn't help laughing while Housemate A was panicking like hell - I mean, come on. It was quite funny at the time! How can anybody break a charger just by pulling it out? And we honestly haven't seen a charger looking so forlornly broken before.

But of cos, we stopped laughing long enough to calm Housemate A down and think of excuses for her. Cos what she was about to find out in a few minutes' time was enough to send her into another state of hysteria - that broken charger was an mp3 charger which belonged to Housemate B's MOTHER. And Housemate B was nearly home.

*drum rolls...*

Not long afterwards, we heard the key turning in the lock and everyone immediately knew it was Housemate B cos she was the last one to arrive. As Housemate A was bracing herself, I think she nearly fainted from shock. Know why? Hehehe... Housemate B and her entire family stepped into our apartment!

For someone who couldn't stop talking 24/7, Housemate A was exceptionally quiet during the entire duration of Housemate B's family's visit. After they left, Housemate A took a deep breath and showed Housemate B the charger. I really didn't expect the scream from Housemate B. Nearly brought the guards running to our apartment, hahahaha!

What followed afterwards was a load of commotion; Housemate A explaining herself loudly, the other housemates "adding salt and vinegar" while I, I recorded the whole thing! ^^

I even took a mugshot of Housemate A and would gladly post both her pic and the video up here. But I decided to spare her the embarassment. Besides, how could I do that after she begged me so sweetly?

*snickers*

Never a dull day with these girls around. Hahahahaha...

beggars can't be choosers

Last Friday, Ah Ma, Maria, Da Jie and I went down to KL to shop and hang out a bit since its the Raya holidays. We all expected that KL would be empty since the majority of the people there would have balik kampung.

Alas! We were wrong and oh well, had to squeeze and push a bit to move in the crowd. Shopping was not bad - yadda yadda, yak yak, miao miao, bark bark...

If you think that I'm gonna bore you all with details of our shopping spree, sorry to disappoint but I'm not that cruel to my faithful blog readers. Don't you all love me?

*bats eyelids*

Hehehe... Moving on to the meat of what happened on that fateful day, after shopping we decided to meet up with Maria's sis, Erin to get a ride back to Subang. But of all the days, Erin's car was in the workshop cos she got into an accident not too long ago. Don't worry cos only her Teddy Bear was hurt in the accident. *Ahem!*

Well, the plan was, Erin's friend would pick us up at the Kelana Jaya LRT and send us to the workshop in Sunway where Erin managed to persuade the workshop tauke to drive all the way from PJ just to let her get her car back cos another of Erin's friend had so kindly informed Erin after the working hours of the workshop that he was too busy to help her get her car.

*lets out a deep breath*

Was that sentence long enough? Hahaha... I'm sure you all understand. (Psstt! In case you still don't understand, don't admit it cos only stupid people can't understand the things that I've typed!)

Neway, it was dark by the time we reached the workshop. Since the tauke wasn't there yet, we all sat down on the cement ground and waited and waited and waited...

Waiting never seemed more tedious

One hour later...

Reduced to waiting like beggars T_T

Wildberry in "sian" mode

By then, we were all so impatient and very very hungry. The idea of calling for a McD delivery was getting more and more plausible. The thing was, Erin called the tauke many many times but he did not pick up the phone. She even sent sms-es in English and Mandarin, just in case he doesn't know how to read English! We almost sent snother sms, this time in Bahasa Melayu when Maria managed to get some friends to come to our rescue! Hooray!!

Thank God she managed to find rescuers cos that area was so dark and dingy. And cars, most of them modified, slowed down when they passed by us to stare with perverted eyes. I can imagine why - under the circumstances, its as if we were roadside hookers!

Not a good place for a night-time stroll - duh~

Our lifesavers then took us for dinner at a nearby restaurant which was famous for its fried rice. Wah... dinner never tasted so good and so... expensive. RM10 per person, man! Siao!

Sigh... At least the food didn't suck and in the end, Erin got her car back (The tauke didn't answer her calls cos he left his phone in his car - Zaarrr dou lorrhhhh) and she sent us all home.

The sleep that night was one of the best so far. ^_^

Tua Ne Bu

Oh yessss....

Tua Ne Bu. That's the first Hokkien word I've learnt in all my time here in KL. And I must say, it has became one of my - uh, the Triad Family's - most used words. Not a single day goes by without us uttering that... that... that... larger than life word.

For those of you who do not know what that means, Tua Ne Bu stands for Big Boobs. And this junior of ours was fortunate enough to be awarded this title. She's quite slim and petite but woah momma! She doesn't need to talk to captivate people; her boobs do the talking.

You may all wonder, how shockingly big are her boobs? Think Anna Nicole Smith~

The great American train wreck

Hmmm... Know what, I think Anna Nicole Smith still kalah to Tua Ne Bu. Now that's saying something!


Well, Tua Ne Bu may have entranced the boys but she wasn't too popular with the girls, especially those of The Club. This is cos, before the appearance of Tua Ne Bu, the make up of The Club was this:

President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Bo Ah Ne Tua Ne Bu a.k.a Bo

After Tua Ne Bu...

President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Tua Ne Bu!!!!

*eeeeekkkkssss!!!*

That's not all. Rumour has it that she's out to challenge Master Bobo cos she's not satisfied with being second best! And she won't stop eating papaya til' she steps atop of Master Bobo!

Must... eat... papaya...!

*gasp!*

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Guess we'll just have to call her Super Supreme Tua Ne Bu then.

musical weekend

Last week Ah Ma, Maria and I went to Maria's sister's church for a musical play. Actually the reason we went was to show support for Maria's sister who portrayed the mother of the lead actress.

My, my, my... We were thoroughly impressed! Frankly, I was thinking that it was sure gonna be a boring night but, how wrong I was! To begin with, two fashion designers picked us up! Impressive, eh? When we reached the church our eyes were immediately set to action! Not only were there so many good-looking youngsters, they were all so damn trendy and fashion-conscious! Thank God we dressed nicely, else the people there would surely mistake us for beggars.

*sweats*

Hip youngsters waiting for the play to start!

The hippest of them all! Hehehehe...

The set of the play

Once the lights dimmed and the play began, I have to say that the audience were captivated! There was not a single dull moment and seriously, the crowd ooh-ed and ahh-ed throughout the night. The play received a standing ovation, man! Even Ah Ma, who had reservations when she heard that the play would be something like High School Musical 2, stood up to clap! The play was so good, in the end, we did not regret wasting our Saturday night. Plus, the play was nothing like HSM 2 at all.

Left: Maria's sister!

Hehehehe...

Now, it wouldn't be me if I didn't spice things up a bit right? Well, when we went to our seats, this pamphlet greeted our asses:

Can you spot the not?

Oh my gosh! Do you see what I see? After studying the pamphlet, Ah Ma and I looked at each other and pointed at exactly the same place.

This...

What the hell is that???

Its as if fungus sprouted on her pants, and that's putting it kindly. The design is not bad, but its a matter of being at the wrong place on a pair of pants. Ladies, no matter how much a pair of pants flatter your legs, you should never be caught dead with a bush - fake or not - in (ahem!) you-know-where...

Some more, this poor girl made the mortal mistake of being on the cover of widely distributed pamphlets with that major faux pas!

She will definitely go down in history as Super Bush Girl! Wheeeeee.....!