so damn inspired

Today is a Monday. Most people hate Mondays. Very, very few people enjoy Mondays (only full-blown nerds with thick and black horn-rimmed glasses wearing calf-length trousers with suspenders).

Nerd - every girl's nightmare boyfriend

Make sure u don't get this - its the Nerd Glasses!

And there are some, like me, who don't really give a damn if its Monday - its still a brand new day! Somehow, this Monday seemed a bit different from the average Mondays. Perhaps its cos there were only four of us having lunch - the rest had other businesses to attend to and had to leave early. So, lunch ended fairly quickly; leaving Ah Ma and I to devise ways to pass the time.

Not wanting to return to our miserable dwellings so soon, we decided to go to The Web where we gossiped about The Hardcores (ahem!) and did some blog-surfing.

Ah Ma gushing over Terrence! "He's so damn adorable!"

As usual, Ah Ma spoils the pic theme...

That's when the craziness started. You see, we were checking out Cheesie's blog and out of the blue, we were inspired!

*Enya music playing in the background*

This blogger can sure pose! And its not the normal I-am-a-supermodel pose; she has lots of idiotic and silly poses which can make you laugh, although to be fair, the stupid poses were done mainly by her wacky friend.

I dare you to pose like the girl behind Cheesie!

Being fiercely inspired, Ah Ma and I decided to throw caution into the wind and pose in The Web!

(Looking at the guy behind her) "Oi. Do you know that I'm from the WWII era?"

Acting cute under Wildberry's direction!

...

In case you were all wondering, yeah. People looked at us like we were orang gila. There's this one dude who actually slid his chair to the side of his desk a bit just to get a glimpse of what we were doing! That time, I was kneeling down to get a good shot at Ah Ma while telling her to spread her legs and act cute...

O.o

That sounds so wrong! I betcha anything that that guy is sooooooo gonna get a wet dream tonight. His imagination would probably run faster than a Ferrari on an F1 track!

Oh yeah, Ah Ma also directed some shots for me but she's such a lousy director! She came up with this Slutty Secretary idea, whereby I am the slutty secretary and she's the pimphead boss. I was supposed to sit on her lap while she tried to look perverted. The thing was, I was so worried that I would break her fragile old lady's bones that I had to support my own weight. And in the end, the outcome was ghastly. Imagine a walrus sitting on a horny looking bangau.

*sweats*

Therefore, Ah Ma... sorry, but I ain't posting that pic up! It has already been DELETED. Ohohoho!