I hate PMS ( Pre-Menstrual Syndrome). Honestly, I don't think any girl would enjoy it either. What freak would look forward to that time of the month?
For starters, PMS causes mood swings and guys, its not that we wanna be exceptionally irritable and sensitive. We can't help the way hormonal changes affect us. Do you think we can control the way our hormones fluctuate? Its not our fault! You think we wanna be so darn emotional? Hey man, we find being moody quite draining too.
Then hor, we girls still have to bear with the obvious physical symptoms ie. bloating, water retention, weight gain, acne, food cravings, sleep changes, lack of energy etc.
Yes, we girls do feel tired much more easily when we have PMS. Oh, joy. The symptoms I hate most are bloating and the food cravings, cos this time around I can't really eat much and yet I look bloated! WTF???
T_T
Cannot eat but still look fat. How can I not be sad?
And not forgetting the ACNE. Oooooooohhhhhh! How I hate the acne! Your complexion deteriorates and zits pop up overnight in unsightly places. Urgh! I don't have great skin to begin with and my body has been kind enough to make sure I get PMS every month. -_-"
But then, the thing about PMS is that, it does not affect every single woman. And I know some girls who don't get ridiculous PMS-es when its time. How lucky! Ish ish... If only there is a cure for PMS, then the world would be a much happier place for both men and women! And the even greater news that I can't wait to break to the masses is that ------ there is NO cure!
Yippee. I just love the scientists who only thought of developing birth control pills and not anti-PMS tablets. They sure make the world go round.
Sigh. I realise that I've been ranting like an idiot here. Blame it on PMS.
...
Now that's the only thing good about PMS. You can always put the blame on PMS. Blame it on PMS! Whatcha gonna do? Chui ah?!
Eheeheeheehee!
For starters, PMS causes mood swings and guys, its not that we wanna be exceptionally irritable and sensitive. We can't help the way hormonal changes affect us. Do you think we can control the way our hormones fluctuate? Its not our fault! You think we wanna be so darn emotional? Hey man, we find being moody quite draining too.
Then hor, we girls still have to bear with the obvious physical symptoms ie. bloating, water retention, weight gain, acne, food cravings, sleep changes, lack of energy etc.
Yes, we girls do feel tired much more easily when we have PMS. Oh, joy. The symptoms I hate most are bloating and the food cravings, cos this time around I can't really eat much and yet I look bloated! WTF???
T_T
Cannot eat but still look fat. How can I not be sad?
And not forgetting the ACNE. Oooooooohhhhhh! How I hate the acne! Your complexion deteriorates and zits pop up overnight in unsightly places. Urgh! I don't have great skin to begin with and my body has been kind enough to make sure I get PMS every month. -_-"
But then, the thing about PMS is that, it does not affect every single woman. And I know some girls who don't get ridiculous PMS-es when its time. How lucky! Ish ish... If only there is a cure for PMS, then the world would be a much happier place for both men and women! And the even greater news that I can't wait to break to the masses is that ------ there is NO cure!
Yippee. I just love the scientists who only thought of developing birth control pills and not anti-PMS tablets. They sure make the world go round.
Sigh. I realise that I've been ranting like an idiot here. Blame it on PMS.
...
Now that's the only thing good about PMS. You can always put the blame on PMS. Blame it on PMS! Whatcha gonna do? Chui ah?!
Eheeheeheehee!
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