hey oh hey

I've been tagged by Maria!

You are a Balanced Babe!

You're direct and to the point, but never dramatic You've got the confidence to speak your mind to anyone But you leave the theatrics to Hollywood Level headed and emotionally stable, no wonder everyone loves you

How Much of a Drama Queen Are You?

See - I'm no drama queen! ^_^ I'm perfectly normal and likeable (ahem!), thank goodness! Ehehehe... But hor, right now I feel like saying this: "Wanna play tag-tag la now! Wait la for my next tag! Muahahaha!"

Ok, that's horribly Manglish but what the hell. On a different note, I went to watch Bourne Ultimatum (finally!) with Ah Ma and Xiao Di. Omigod!!! Matt Damon is sooooo sexy! I absolutely luuuurrvv the fight scenes; especially the hand on hand combat with the "assets". He was so... so... so... man! And he was coolly smart too! Definitely the ultimate assasin!

*a big kiss to Matt Damon!*

*Swoon~*

Ok girl, get a grip on urself!

Erm, people. Nothing much for me to say anymore, so just enjoy the pics! ^_^

Yep, I camwhored in the toilet. So what???

Ah Ma viciously attacking the tap! "Damn u, tap! I...want...water!"

He's hot! Need I say more?

Oh oh, when we entered the cinema, no one was there yet. So we took the opportunity to act a bit stupid in an empty cinema! Unluckily for Ah Ma and Xiao Di, when its their turn to take their pic, people started coming in but nevertheless, Ah Ma wasn't shy to show the world how to pose like a supermodel! *Snickers*

An entire cinema to myself!

Ah Ma's lifted leg was due to muscle and joint problems! *cough-oldage-cough*

Mel trying hard to imitate an ape~

Well folks, for more highlights of our movie outing, click here: We Love U Doraemon!

sad love story

Most people must have read about this love story before but so what? Its extremely touching and really, it serves to show that at times, animals are capable of love much more than humans - and that's not something we should be proud of.

This post is a tribute to the victims of the following story.



A dog was knocked down by a car and died in the middle of the road. Later, another dog was seen beside the corpse of the dog; he tried to wake his friend up by using his leg.

Hey, wake up! Wake up!

When his attempts to wake his friend failed, he tried to push his friend to the side of the road. But the weight of his friend proved too heavy for him.

Let's move to the safer side of the road... I will move you to the safer side!

Though the traffic was busy and dangerous, he wouldn't leave his friend. He just stood beside his friend, howling and crying.

Can anyone help me please? Tell me what to do...

A lot of people saw this incident and felt very touched. Even a dog was capable of showing unwavered loyalty and love to his friend.

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As can be seen, that bastard above just stood by and took the pic. I hoped he helped move the dead dog away and console his mourning friend. If not, he will forever be a BASTARD captured in time immemorial for the whole world to see.

on the brink of madness

Its 1.20am and here I am blogging away even though I have 2 tutorials tomorrow and the first one starts at 8am. I am dead tired but I just can't sleep! Why? Cos there isn't any water for the past few hours!!!

My housemates and I have been trying oh so damn hard to keep it all in for the entire night! Believe me, fighting the mad desire to sprint into the toilet and flush requires extremely sky-high resolve and determination... and also the ability to withstand a high level of toxic poisoning. All in the name of consideration and of cos, we ourselves wouldn't wanna wake up to whatever nauseating sight when we step into the toilet the next day. What if the there's still no water?

Oh nooooooooooooooo!!!

*rips hair out and attempts feebly to stick them back into follicles* (needless to say, it was unsuccessful)

And that's not all that's been keeping me awake. I must do my nightly ritual before going to bed - brush my teeth, wash my face, etc. Since there's no water, well, I can't go to bed before cleaning myself!

In my apartment at this hour, one of my housemates hasn't taken her bath yet and a few of us are stubbornly ignoring Nature's insistent calls. We're too tired to even talk; resorting to facial expressions to get the message across. Just waiting, waiting, and waiting... and eye-ing the toilet roll on the table every 30 seconds.

Ah well, although my situation sucks big time, come to think of it, at least I didn't have to buy gallons of mineral water to wash my face and all that. *winks*

(10 minutes later)

Hear that??? The sound of water!!! Finalllleeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

naughty naughty!

So I was bored and decided to do some blog surfing. And I realized that some peple just never update their blogs! Then why the hell did they put up the blog for? Sheesh!

But anyhow, some of their old entries were quite interesting. And I found this quiz to test your seduction style in Angie's blog. Ooh la la~ Grabs your attention doesn't it, you naughty li'l horny beings! Heheheh...

*looks at you with one squinted eye*

Anyway, here's my seduction style.

Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Yep, I'm a Naturalist. Hmm... didn't know I was that good. Hohohohohoho! Now comes the important part - you've all been TAGGED to check out your seduction style and post it up!

Nyahahahahahaha!

If you still can't take the quiz after clicking on the table above, you can try this link: http://www.blogthings.com/whatisyourseductionstylequiz/

Isn't this fun? Now I - er, we can all know each other's seduction style! I just love the evil me. ^_^

queen of watermelon

Remember me saying that there's never a dull day with my housemates around? Yep, It was just yesterday and today, something happened again.

To begin the story, Miss Crazy bought a watermelon and wanted all of us to eat it clean, leaving a round empty shell behind. Actually, she needed a pumpkin but couldn't find one. The reason? It had something to do with her Bio project, and I didn't really know what was it about.

Anyway, it would be impossible for all 6 of us to finish an entire watermelon within the shortest time possible (preferably an hour). So we just cut away a small portion at one end of the watermelon and scooped out the rest of the watermelon flesh and put it into containers.

4 containers of watermelon!

And then, things got crazy...

I now crown thee the Queen of Watermelon!

We're not evil ok. We're just forcing the... eh, eh! Helping her fit her head into the watermelon shell!

*smiles*

Although we weren't very successful, we simply couldn't resist the chance to take a pic with Watermelon Head! Its not everyday your housemate asks for help to shove her head into a watermelon!

"Ma, look! Its Watermelon Woman!"

After a while, I daresay, the shots were becoming more and more... stylish. It could nearly pass for high-fruit-fashion!

Work the watermelon, baby!

"Don't mess with my watermelon!"

Craziness breeds creativity! ^_^ By the way, I noticed that the better looking pictures were those with her face covered up. Hmmm... now that's interesting.

Oh ya, and here's the Princess of Watermelon!

Isn't she cute?

Like I said, never a dull day with my housemates around!

*Hugs them*!

unbelievable

I had an 8am lecture today but I slept at almost 2am. Why? You see, my housemates came back really, really late last night. So we had a party! We made cheese macaroni (the instant packet ones), went out to buy bags of chips and a bucket of chocolate chip ice cream, and watched Bourne Ultimatum. We even managed to squeeze in a facial for one of my housemates who was in dire need of one!
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Sucker.

Of cos none of that happened. But something definitely happened or else I won't be putting up this post right now. Well, instead of naming names, I'm just gonna go by Housemate A, B, C etc.

So what happened was, Housemate A came back first. After taking her bath and having her dinner, she decided to charge her phone. When she walked to the place where we placed the multi-purpose plug, she noticed that it was fully plugged with other chargers. The only way for her to charge her phone was to pull out this weird looking charger which no one was using at the time. After asking around and receiving confirmation that the weird charger belonged to no one, she attempted to pull it out.

I say, either she's Incredible Hulk or she hasn't acquired the basic skill of pulling gently. You can guess what happened to the charger. Heheheh...

"Mou dak gau" (Translate: cannot be saved!)

And that, my dear readers, happened in less than one hour since she returned to our apartment.

*sweats*

Is she damn destructive or what! Hahahahahah! Me and my other housemates couldn't help laughing while Housemate A was panicking like hell - I mean, come on. It was quite funny at the time! How can anybody break a charger just by pulling it out? And we honestly haven't seen a charger looking so forlornly broken before.

But of cos, we stopped laughing long enough to calm Housemate A down and think of excuses for her. Cos what she was about to find out in a few minutes' time was enough to send her into another state of hysteria - that broken charger was an mp3 charger which belonged to Housemate B's MOTHER. And Housemate B was nearly home.

*drum rolls...*

Not long afterwards, we heard the key turning in the lock and everyone immediately knew it was Housemate B cos she was the last one to arrive. As Housemate A was bracing herself, I think she nearly fainted from shock. Know why? Hehehe... Housemate B and her entire family stepped into our apartment!

For someone who couldn't stop talking 24/7, Housemate A was exceptionally quiet during the entire duration of Housemate B's family's visit. After they left, Housemate A took a deep breath and showed Housemate B the charger. I really didn't expect the scream from Housemate B. Nearly brought the guards running to our apartment, hahahaha!

What followed afterwards was a load of commotion; Housemate A explaining herself loudly, the other housemates "adding salt and vinegar" while I, I recorded the whole thing! ^^

I even took a mugshot of Housemate A and would gladly post both her pic and the video up here. But I decided to spare her the embarassment. Besides, how could I do that after she begged me so sweetly?

*snickers*

Never a dull day with these girls around. Hahahahaha...

beggars can't be choosers

Last Friday, Ah Ma, Maria, Da Jie and I went down to KL to shop and hang out a bit since its the Raya holidays. We all expected that KL would be empty since the majority of the people there would have balik kampung.

Alas! We were wrong and oh well, had to squeeze and push a bit to move in the crowd. Shopping was not bad - yadda yadda, yak yak, miao miao, bark bark...

If you think that I'm gonna bore you all with details of our shopping spree, sorry to disappoint but I'm not that cruel to my faithful blog readers. Don't you all love me?

*bats eyelids*

Hehehe... Moving on to the meat of what happened on that fateful day, after shopping we decided to meet up with Maria's sis, Erin to get a ride back to Subang. But of all the days, Erin's car was in the workshop cos she got into an accident not too long ago. Don't worry cos only her Teddy Bear was hurt in the accident. *Ahem!*

Well, the plan was, Erin's friend would pick us up at the Kelana Jaya LRT and send us to the workshop in Sunway where Erin managed to persuade the workshop tauke to drive all the way from PJ just to let her get her car back cos another of Erin's friend had so kindly informed Erin after the working hours of the workshop that he was too busy to help her get her car.

*lets out a deep breath*

Was that sentence long enough? Hahaha... I'm sure you all understand. (Psstt! In case you still don't understand, don't admit it cos only stupid people can't understand the things that I've typed!)

Neway, it was dark by the time we reached the workshop. Since the tauke wasn't there yet, we all sat down on the cement ground and waited and waited and waited...

Waiting never seemed more tedious

One hour later...

Reduced to waiting like beggars T_T

Wildberry in "sian" mode

By then, we were all so impatient and very very hungry. The idea of calling for a McD delivery was getting more and more plausible. The thing was, Erin called the tauke many many times but he did not pick up the phone. She even sent sms-es in English and Mandarin, just in case he doesn't know how to read English! We almost sent snother sms, this time in Bahasa Melayu when Maria managed to get some friends to come to our rescue! Hooray!!

Thank God she managed to find rescuers cos that area was so dark and dingy. And cars, most of them modified, slowed down when they passed by us to stare with perverted eyes. I can imagine why - under the circumstances, its as if we were roadside hookers!

Not a good place for a night-time stroll - duh~

Our lifesavers then took us for dinner at a nearby restaurant which was famous for its fried rice. Wah... dinner never tasted so good and so... expensive. RM10 per person, man! Siao!

Sigh... At least the food didn't suck and in the end, Erin got her car back (The tauke didn't answer her calls cos he left his phone in his car - Zaarrr dou lorrhhhh) and she sent us all home.

The sleep that night was one of the best so far. ^_^

Tua Ne Bu

Oh yessss....

Tua Ne Bu. That's the first Hokkien word I've learnt in all my time here in KL. And I must say, it has became one of my - uh, the Triad Family's - most used words. Not a single day goes by without us uttering that... that... that... larger than life word.

For those of you who do not know what that means, Tua Ne Bu stands for Big Boobs. And this junior of ours was fortunate enough to be awarded this title. She's quite slim and petite but woah momma! She doesn't need to talk to captivate people; her boobs do the talking.

You may all wonder, how shockingly big are her boobs? Think Anna Nicole Smith~

The great American train wreck

Hmmm... Know what, I think Anna Nicole Smith still kalah to Tua Ne Bu. Now that's saying something!


Well, Tua Ne Bu may have entranced the boys but she wasn't too popular with the girls, especially those of The Club. This is cos, before the appearance of Tua Ne Bu, the make up of The Club was this:

President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Bo Ah Ne Tua Ne Bu a.k.a Bo

After Tua Ne Bu...

President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Tua Ne Bu!!!!

*eeeeekkkkssss!!!*

That's not all. Rumour has it that she's out to challenge Master Bobo cos she's not satisfied with being second best! And she won't stop eating papaya til' she steps atop of Master Bobo!

Must... eat... papaya...!

*gasp!*

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Guess we'll just have to call her Super Supreme Tua Ne Bu then.

musical weekend

Last week Ah Ma, Maria and I went to Maria's sister's church for a musical play. Actually the reason we went was to show support for Maria's sister who portrayed the mother of the lead actress.

My, my, my... We were thoroughly impressed! Frankly, I was thinking that it was sure gonna be a boring night but, how wrong I was! To begin with, two fashion designers picked us up! Impressive, eh? When we reached the church our eyes were immediately set to action! Not only were there so many good-looking youngsters, they were all so damn trendy and fashion-conscious! Thank God we dressed nicely, else the people there would surely mistake us for beggars.

*sweats*

Hip youngsters waiting for the play to start!

The hippest of them all! Hehehehe...

The set of the play

Once the lights dimmed and the play began, I have to say that the audience were captivated! There was not a single dull moment and seriously, the crowd ooh-ed and ahh-ed throughout the night. The play received a standing ovation, man! Even Ah Ma, who had reservations when she heard that the play would be something like High School Musical 2, stood up to clap! The play was so good, in the end, we did not regret wasting our Saturday night. Plus, the play was nothing like HSM 2 at all.

Left: Maria's sister!

Hehehehe...

Now, it wouldn't be me if I didn't spice things up a bit right? Well, when we went to our seats, this pamphlet greeted our asses:

Can you spot the not?

Oh my gosh! Do you see what I see? After studying the pamphlet, Ah Ma and I looked at each other and pointed at exactly the same place.

This...

What the hell is that???

Its as if fungus sprouted on her pants, and that's putting it kindly. The design is not bad, but its a matter of being at the wrong place on a pair of pants. Ladies, no matter how much a pair of pants flatter your legs, you should never be caught dead with a bush - fake or not - in (ahem!) you-know-where...

Some more, this poor girl made the mortal mistake of being on the cover of widely distributed pamphlets with that major faux pas!

She will definitely go down in history as Super Bush Girl! Wheeeeee.....!

laugh your heart out!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

Ok, ok. I know that my beloved blog is so damn desperate for a new post. Heck, I myself am sick of the Gwen Stefani post which is sooooo like, last year!

For now, I am gonna skip my intended post on the weekend musical which I attended last week with my dears, Ah Ma and Maria... because I was reading some jokes just now and I simply had to share it with the world!

Enjoy!

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies."
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat."

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me!"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"


Enjoyed it? Hehe... The following one is truly a Malaysian joke! *winks*


Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK."

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back" in Indian accent).


Disclaimer: No racism intended! Its just a joke, for goodness' sake!