do u dare?

If you haven't heard of the Hong Kong celebrity sex scandal that is Edison Chen and Gillian Chung, then you've either been living under a coconut husk, or have no life whatsoever. Pathetic. Thankfully, ushouldnotknow.blogspot.com is here to save the day! Wildberry shall be updating you no-life people out there on the juicy bits of what has happened!

WARNING:
This post contains partial nudity and controversial issues which may be offensive to some people (ie. pretentious goody-goody two shoes). If you are uncomfortable with such things, you are strongly advised to not read this post.

**Read at your own risk. Wildberry accepts no liability whatsoever over any harm (physical, mental and/or emotional) which may be sustained by the readers of this post who did not heed the warning above.

Ah, now that that's over and done with, let's roll!

To begin with, the sex pictures of Edison and Gillian were widely circulated in the internet since I don't know when. But I do know that it is very recent.

I quote XiaXue (Tio Virus: 30 January 2008):
"...apparently Gillian Chung was caught in a very compromising position (Legs spread wide open. I call it the Byebye Camera Angle) with Edison Chen's head popping up from a corner of the photo looking very pleased with himself.

From what I can gather, Gillian Chung has a very disgustingly hairy bush... mediocre tits, and very clean feet.

The second porno photo is of Edison Chen with his ex-gf Bobo Chan going down on him.

Bobo Chan is acknowledging the camera and is licking the tip of Edison's shiny pink member in its full glory."

*Evil laughs*

Is the description above visually stimulating enough or what? Hahaha! If not, what you are about to see may cause severe nosebleeds. So, think twice before scrolling down!

This was grabbed from XiaXue:

Feeling frustrated over the mosaic-ed pics? Fear not! Cowboy Caleb has the uncensored pics of Edison with Gillian and also of Bobo feasting on Edison's banana!

Psst! I wanted to post the uncensored pics here but with my own version of censorship, of cos! But somehow, I wasn't able to grab the pics from the cowboy's site. So, just click on the link above if you're interested!

*More evil laughs*

I wonder how are the celebs gonna deny that now?! I don't think that the some-fucker-photoshoped-my-face-on-porno-actors-boinking excuse is gonna work. I'm sure that even their half-blind grandparents can recognise them!

"Grampa! U have a bigger dick than ur grandson! Thank God I did not run away with some Japanese soldier!"

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That said, I was a bit disappointed with the size of Edison's ahem. But then again, I still think that he's cute. At least his good looks makes up for certain departments which he lacks - miserably. Oh well.

What was most shocking to me was the fact that Gillian Chung did such a thing. I know that she is an adult; old enough to do as she wishes... yadda yadda yadda... privacy to life... yadda yadda yadda... small tits, even smaller pussy, clean feet... yadda yadda yadda...

I won't bore you all with the law on Human Rights. Hehe. Seriously, if Gillian hadn't portrayed herself to be such an angel to the public, I wouldn't be surprised with the scandal. Now that her angelic image is ruined, and pre-pubescent Hong Kong girls think that this is how a good girl should behave, I really wonder how is she going to redeem herself?

Maybe she'll use the that-was-my-evil-twin-sister excuse? U never know; celebrity nowadays...

Anyway, I went shopping in Pyramid with Ah Ma and Da Jie today. Right after we witnessed the eye-opening pics. What is the connection, you may ask. Patience. Just read on and u'll find out!

We were so disturbed by the pics that the way we saw things were somehow changed. Temporarily only, I hope.

I came out from a shop and the first thing I noticed was the girl's expression followed by the words of the banner.

It reads Blowjob Your Mind ;)

Gosh! The banner was just so wrong! Then, while we were in Nichii, we saw this hot guy whom we all agree that he looks like Edison from the back!

*drools*

This sent Ah Ma into a fit and she went all cowboy mode; wearing a white belt and sticking out the fingers of both hands like a gun.

Wildberry apologises for laughing and thus, being unable to take a clear shot of the idiot - eh eh! Cowgirl! Cowgirl!

Then, we went to Jusco to buy some stuff and we stopped at the sushi counter. Right next to it was the sausage counter. *Sweats*

Sausage, anyone?

Its 7 inches long! Don't play play.

Mouth-licking good! Hehehe!

Satisfaction guaranteed cos its 12 inches long and jumbo-sized! O.o

*Screams*

Somebody save us! But then again, the readers of this blog will be sure to have a corrupted mind at this point. Ah, is there no hope for us???

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I'm hungry now. Hmmm. I want a banana.

the detox plan

Today is the start of my Detox Diet.

Allow me to bore you a bit with what needs to be done in this Detox plan. Its simple, really. All you need to do is just eat fruits for a week. Nothing else. And you can only drink plain water and pure fruit juices; not those fruit juices which you buy in supermarkets, of cos.

After one week, it is said that you'll get a flat stomach (oh yesssss!) and a healthier body cos you've rid yourself off the toxins. And it is supposedly effective in giving you energy. Quoting the words of my senior who actually tried this out: "After one week, you will see shit like you've never seen shit before!"

Interesting.

I wonder what will come out?

So anyway, today was the first day and I arose early with a fiery spirit; determined to get through this plan! I know that some of you were shocked to see me arrive early to lectures. Ah well, I had to, cos I had to peel an apple to eat for breakfast! Its tedious work, peeling apples.

Anyway, its a good start... or so I thought. After my first lecture, I got so hungry I could practically eat a horse! (Pun intended, ahahaha!) I nearly ate Naima's chocolate Tiger biscuit!

O.o

Nooooo! I can't!!! Then it was lunch time and I ate a slice of honeydew and a slice of papaya. I kept thinking, "Damn! These fruits are so deliciously sweet today!" It was all I could do to not grab my friends' pork and stuff it into my mouth!

T_T

By the time I got back to my room after tutorial, my stomach was feeling weird. I couldn't tell if its cos of gastric, or if my body was internally cleansing itself. And to hell with the makes-u-energetic myth. I was so tired that I actually collapsed on my bed and snoozed for almost 3 hours!

Walao!

And of all times, the temptation of food today was so in-ur-face, for want of a better word.

Ms Crazy came back with two free coupons from Dessert's Bar:

I turned on my laptop and the first thing I saw was:



Not long afterwards, my housemates were hungry and wanted to have a snack!



Ahhhh!!! Temptations, temptations, temptations! And this is only the first day! I wonder how will I survive one week! Its certainly is not as easy as it seems.

Must...have...flat...stomach!

>.< Tahan...

erm...

Hey people, I'm cool.

Surprisingly in a pleasant way, my connection picked up considerably after cursing those-who-should-be-cursed.

So, yeah. Wildberry is cool.

^_^

not for the faint-hearted

Who would like to hear me curse like a sailor?

@#$%^*(&^%$#%^&^%$$$%^)(*&^%$#@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@#$%^&^%$#$%^&^%$#%^&*&^%$#@$%^&^%$#@!@#$%^&*^%$#@#$%^&*)(*&^%$#@~!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^^&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuh!

Ok, ok. I have to admit that I'm not good at hurling curses. Shit, I gotta learn Hokkien one day. It makes cursing so much more satisfactory especially when you're as pissed as I am right now. I'm soooooo damn pissed!

PISSED, PISSED, PIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEDDDDDD, I tell ya!

Even the baby is pissed on Wildberry's behalf!

Its been more than an hour and I still can't enter msn! What the fuck is wrong with it?! My wireless connection icon indicates that connection is strong; hell, I can even friggin' blog at this very moment!

Bloody shit! I tried troubleshooting and everything is perfectly fine! Nothing wrong whatsoever and yet, still not able to enter! I'm so fuckin' desperate to chat with Pinky to the point that I restarted my laptop several times; I can practically hear it curse me!

WHAT THE FUCK???????????

And that's not all that riles me up big-time; WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH THE FUCKING CONNECTION LATELY?

Its been almost 2 weeks and connection sucks like bloody shit! It takes forever to buffer a lousy video and let's not even get into downloads. Ages! I'll probably be an 80 year-old spinster sitting in front of this laptop, waiting for an mp3 to be fully downloaded!

Why is connection so fucking horrible?! Why the hell can't I enter msn?! Why can't the government give the people better services??? My dad pays taxes every fuckin year and they can't even afford to give us better internet connection???

DIU NIA SENG!!!

Tis' to all the blood-sucking fuckers out there:

FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

#$%^&*^!!!!

u must be joking

Guess what I read in the news today?
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Can't guess?

I don't blame u cos I think even the scriptwriters for The Simpsons couldn't come up with something like this.

Apparently, Osama bin Laden's son wants to become a peace activist.

Omar Osama bin Laden: "I'm not an imbecile"

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Uh, let's compare him to his father.

Osama bin Laden: "I'm an imbecile"

Is Omar bin Laden too free or what??? He wants to become a peace-activist?! If someone with a face like him came up to me and starts preaching about "Let's make love, not war" I would run away screaming like nobody's business cos a rapist is out to get me. His imbecile of a father would be more believable but of cos, we all know how peace-loving he is...

And that's not all. This Omar guy has a 52-year-old-grandmother-with-5-grandkids British wife! Her name is Zaina Alsabah (originally Jane Felix-Browne). I have to say though, she's not bad-looking for someone her age!

"My wife's boobs are fake"

Ewww... I'm so sorry but I simply can't be convinced to be a peace-lover by a dreadlocked rapist-faced son of the World's Most Wanted Imbecile. Call me discriminatory but you can't expect me to listen to someone who loves humping grandmas!

My gawd... its as if Marilyn Manson declared to the whole world that he wants to become a Backstreet Boy.

"Get down, get down, and move it all around~~"

If you're interested in reading the news article on the peace-and-grandma lover, just click on this: Bin Laden son wants to be peace activist.

Its ridiculously long, I tell ya.

let's dance!

Oh my gawd!

I love dancing and I love seeing people dance (the good ones, of course!). And the following video of my fave Korean boyband has gotten me drooling all over my miserable apartment floor...

Its a must see! (But be warned, the video quality isn't that good)

Oh gosh! I kept watching the vid over and over again cos their dance is just so tight! Its amazing the way a human body can move. And their choreography is just awesome! I salute the choreographer, man. And how I wish that I could dance like that...

Ahhh...!!! Where can I rent a dance studio for free???

i love ultraman

Some people love checking out toy stores. For me, I'd only walk into one if I have nothing better to do or someone dragged me there; which was exactly what happened yesterday.

Was walking with Ah Ma, Maria and Naima to the new market for lunch when Maria spotted a cobbler and decided to have her heels fixed. So we went into the toy store in which the cobbler was sitting outside of - we had to kill time and the store has air-con!

I say, toy stores have some pretty interesting, if not, wacky stuff. I had a good laugh and seriously salute the people who came up with the idea for such toys.

Do you people remember Ultraman? Back in the days when we were still innocent toddlers, we would sit in front of the tv with mouths wide open, deliriously impressed with the way Ultraman enlarged himself in 0.1 nanosecond to save Japan from inflatable monsters. Yes, Ultraman was the ultimate superhero then.

Air Asia's next aircraft would look like this - guaranteed to increase ticket sales!

"Japan... I save u from ugly monster! Hwah!"

Ultraman warming himself up before a fight

Ah, Ultraman - our childhood hero. After disappearing for many years, Ultraman finally made a comeback!

As a kiddy bicycle!

"I take u for ride! Hwah!"

Ultraman revamped!

Hahahaha!

And to all of you Transformers fans, why exactly do you like Transformers? Is it cos they look cool like the pic below?

The uber cool Optimus Prime

Cool huh? BUT! Do not be deceived! Transformers are actually gay vehicles with a fetish for red heels!

Transformers like 'em red!

No wonder so many guys are opting for a sex change nowadays. Even Transformers are turning gay. The next time you see Transformers, they'll probably be prancing around in metal lingerie fighting over Dakota Fanning's Barbie dolls.

Hahahahah! Don't you just love toy stores now? Oh so entertaining! Ohohoho!

long overdue homework

Hello, hello, hello!

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Ok, the Ms Usha bug stops there. I can't believe I started with 3 hellos! Ms Usha is so gonna be proud of me. For you readers who do not know who the friggin' hell Ms Usha is, she's my Land Law lecturer who lurvs saying "hello!!~~~" while waving her hands in the air with a record of 50 something repetitions in one lecture alone. She nearly killed us that day.

Anywayyyy, this is my first post for the year 2008 and yeah, it took me 2 weeks to update but hey, at least I did something; unlike some bloggers who vanished suddenly after just one or a few posts...

*coughmariaanddajiecough*!

But, my first post of the year is to complete my long overdue homework. T_T

Tagged by Ah Ma
PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU.
1) Tracy
2) Cheryl
3) Suwen
4) Jamie
5) Jacyn
6) Melvyn
7) Mak
8) Pinky
9) May
10) Octopus

WHO IS NO. 7 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Jacyn

WHO IS NO. 9 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
No one. She's gorgeously single and available! *winks*

IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Omigawd!

WHAT ABOUT NO. 1 AND NO. 5?
If that were true, No.7 would most probably jump off a building.

WHAT IS NO. 3 STUDYING?
Law

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO. 6?
Just this afternoon. We were bitchin'. Ohohoho!

DOES NO. 4 WORK?
Nope

DOES NO. 8 HAS ANY COUSIN IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
No

WILL YOU WOO NO. 8?
No. I'm perfectly straight!

HOW ABOUT NO. 5?
No, cos No.7 would drown himself this time if he's still alive from the 'jumping off the building'...

DOES NO. 2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW ABOUT NO.3 AND NO.4?
Study in the same course lah!

WHERE DOES NO.1 LIVE AT?
Subang Jaya

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?
Coursemate mah!

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
Nope, cos I think I am the sexiest. Hahahaha! (Juz kidding!)


Tagged by Jo Jo
The rules are:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight (8) people.

8 Random Facts of Wildberry
1) I'm having a headache right now but surprisingly, I'm blogging -_-"
2) I love ice cream and chocolates
3) I daydream a lot
4) I love shopping
5) I love all mah gurls!
6) I adore dogs
7) I can be bitchy at times
8) I'm also quite moody

Hmmm, I'm not gonna tag anyone cos really, the tag is just gonna go round and round and round. Not much point to tag...


Another tag by Jo Jo
10 people you love. (excluding family members)
My Ji-muis! + My Girls! + My ex-housemates! ---> That's definitely more than 10.

10 things you want to do before you die
1) Achieve my dreams
2) Travel the world
3) Do some kind of charity work
4) Open a chain of cool bars
5) Get myself a sports car of my dreams
6) Go to a stripclub
7) Have separate dates with Yunho and Junsu
8) Go on tour with Breaking Benjamin
9) Design a collection for Donatella Versace
10) Go drifting with world class pros

10 things you cannot live without
1) Music
2) Family
3) Friends
4) My phone
5) My laptop
6) Internet
7) Money
8) Food
9) Fashion mags
10) Oxygen

10 things you love about your country (Dang! This is a tough one!)
1) My hometown
2) The food
3) Mega Sales
4) The harmony which supposedly exists among the races
5) The different languages which we speak
6) Pirated stuff
7) The islands
8) Mount Kinabalu
9) Summer season the entire year
10) The nightlife

10 bad habits
1) Bitchy
2) Moody
3) Procrastinates
4) Sleep a lot
5) Not much regard for rules or conventions
6) Addicted to the internet
7) Often daydreams
8) Envious
9) Vengeful
10) Sarcastic

10 attitudes that turns you off
1) Sluttiness
2) Rudeness
3) Hypocrites
4) People who would only befriend u if they see the benefit of it
5) Selfishness
6) Those that talk only but don't dare to actually carry it out
7) Never admit their own wrongdoing
8) Blames others for their faults
9) Possesiveness
10) Arrogance

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
1) Loyal to my family and friends
2) Can be trusted with secrets
3) Responsible
4) Assertive
5) Helpful
*I sound so conceited! @_@*
6) Rarely punctual
7) Moody
8) Bitchy
9) Procrastinates
10) Sarcastic

10 favourite bands (and groups too?)
1) 동방신기
2) Breaking Benjamin
3) Evanescence
4) Nickelback
5) Papa Roach
6) P.O.D
*erm... that's it*

10 most prized possessions
1) Family
2) Friends
3) My laptop
4) My phone
5) My mp3
6) Make-up set
7) Memoribilias
8) My soft toys
9) My bags and shoes
10) Sanitary pads - would die without them!