u must be joking

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Can't guess?

I don't blame u cos I think even the scriptwriters for The Simpsons couldn't come up with something like this.

Apparently, Osama bin Laden's son wants to become a peace activist.

Omar Osama bin Laden: "I'm not an imbecile"

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Uh, let's compare him to his father.

Osama bin Laden: "I'm an imbecile"

Is Omar bin Laden too free or what??? He wants to become a peace-activist?! If someone with a face like him came up to me and starts preaching about "Let's make love, not war" I would run away screaming like nobody's business cos a rapist is out to get me. His imbecile of a father would be more believable but of cos, we all know how peace-loving he is...

And that's not all. This Omar guy has a 52-year-old-grandmother-with-5-grandkids British wife! Her name is Zaina Alsabah (originally Jane Felix-Browne). I have to say though, she's not bad-looking for someone her age!

"My wife's boobs are fake"

Ewww... I'm so sorry but I simply can't be convinced to be a peace-lover by a dreadlocked rapist-faced son of the World's Most Wanted Imbecile. Call me discriminatory but you can't expect me to listen to someone who loves humping grandmas!

My gawd... its as if Marilyn Manson declared to the whole world that he wants to become a Backstreet Boy.

"Get down, get down, and move it all around~~"

If you're interested in reading the news article on the peace-and-grandma lover, just click on this: Bin Laden son wants to be peace activist.

Its ridiculously long, I tell ya.