do u dare?

If you haven't heard of the Hong Kong celebrity sex scandal that is Edison Chen and Gillian Chung, then you've either been living under a coconut husk, or have no life whatsoever. Pathetic. Thankfully, ushouldnotknow.blogspot.com is here to save the day! Wildberry shall be updating you no-life people out there on the juicy bits of what has happened!

WARNING:
This post contains partial nudity and controversial issues which may be offensive to some people (ie. pretentious goody-goody two shoes). If you are uncomfortable with such things, you are strongly advised to not read this post.

**Read at your own risk. Wildberry accepts no liability whatsoever over any harm (physical, mental and/or emotional) which may be sustained by the readers of this post who did not heed the warning above.

Ah, now that that's over and done with, let's roll!

To begin with, the sex pictures of Edison and Gillian were widely circulated in the internet since I don't know when. But I do know that it is very recent.

I quote XiaXue (Tio Virus: 30 January 2008):
"...apparently Gillian Chung was caught in a very compromising position (Legs spread wide open. I call it the Byebye Camera Angle) with Edison Chen's head popping up from a corner of the photo looking very pleased with himself.

From what I can gather, Gillian Chung has a very disgustingly hairy bush... mediocre tits, and very clean feet.

The second porno photo is of Edison Chen with his ex-gf Bobo Chan going down on him.

Bobo Chan is acknowledging the camera and is licking the tip of Edison's shiny pink member in its full glory."

*Evil laughs*

Is the description above visually stimulating enough or what? Hahaha! If not, what you are about to see may cause severe nosebleeds. So, think twice before scrolling down!

This was grabbed from XiaXue:

Feeling frustrated over the mosaic-ed pics? Fear not! Cowboy Caleb has the uncensored pics of Edison with Gillian and also of Bobo feasting on Edison's banana!

Psst! I wanted to post the uncensored pics here but with my own version of censorship, of cos! But somehow, I wasn't able to grab the pics from the cowboy's site. So, just click on the link above if you're interested!

*More evil laughs*

I wonder how are the celebs gonna deny that now?! I don't think that the some-fucker-photoshoped-my-face-on-porno-actors-boinking excuse is gonna work. I'm sure that even their half-blind grandparents can recognise them!

"Grampa! U have a bigger dick than ur grandson! Thank God I did not run away with some Japanese soldier!"

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That said, I was a bit disappointed with the size of Edison's ahem. But then again, I still think that he's cute. At least his good looks makes up for certain departments which he lacks - miserably. Oh well.

What was most shocking to me was the fact that Gillian Chung did such a thing. I know that she is an adult; old enough to do as she wishes... yadda yadda yadda... privacy to life... yadda yadda yadda... small tits, even smaller pussy, clean feet... yadda yadda yadda...

I won't bore you all with the law on Human Rights. Hehe. Seriously, if Gillian hadn't portrayed herself to be such an angel to the public, I wouldn't be surprised with the scandal. Now that her angelic image is ruined, and pre-pubescent Hong Kong girls think that this is how a good girl should behave, I really wonder how is she going to redeem herself?

Maybe she'll use the that-was-my-evil-twin-sister excuse? U never know; celebrity nowadays...

Anyway, I went shopping in Pyramid with Ah Ma and Da Jie today. Right after we witnessed the eye-opening pics. What is the connection, you may ask. Patience. Just read on and u'll find out!

We were so disturbed by the pics that the way we saw things were somehow changed. Temporarily only, I hope.

I came out from a shop and the first thing I noticed was the girl's expression followed by the words of the banner.

It reads Blowjob Your Mind ;)

Gosh! The banner was just so wrong! Then, while we were in Nichii, we saw this hot guy whom we all agree that he looks like Edison from the back!

*drools*

This sent Ah Ma into a fit and she went all cowboy mode; wearing a white belt and sticking out the fingers of both hands like a gun.

Wildberry apologises for laughing and thus, being unable to take a clear shot of the idiot - eh eh! Cowgirl! Cowgirl!

Then, we went to Jusco to buy some stuff and we stopped at the sushi counter. Right next to it was the sausage counter. *Sweats*

Sausage, anyone?

Its 7 inches long! Don't play play.

Mouth-licking good! Hehehe!

Satisfaction guaranteed cos its 12 inches long and jumbo-sized! O.o

*Screams*

Somebody save us! But then again, the readers of this blog will be sure to have a corrupted mind at this point. Ah, is there no hope for us???

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I'm hungry now. Hmmm. I want a banana.