moody me

It was only after I was tagged by Naima, that I knew what the hell a Daemon was. Apparently, its a bla, bla, bla~ If you wanna find out, just click on the link below. And here is my bloody Daemon.




I gotta admit, I kinda like my Daemon cos its so much cooler than Naima's one (pssstt! Its a miserable little spider...). A snow-leopard. How cool is that? Damn cool.

Annnyyyywaaaayyyy... I know that my blog has been "dead" for quite sometime. But its not that my life is dull or whatever; its just that I really have no mood at all to blog. No mood, no mood, no mood. So, I don't blog lor...

But don't worry cos most likely I will do some back-log (is that the right term and spelling?) this weekend. Sigh. Just for the sake of my dearly beloved readers who no longer click on my ads, even. I don't mind really. Its the least I could do for the kind people who fed me and helped me in my time of need *ahem!*

A big, big hug to you people! ^_^

Ah well, since I'm blogging tonight, might as well tell you all about this incident which pissed me off the other day. People, its official. There is now a Slut C and *gasp!* a Slut D!

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Sounds like bra cup sizes... -_-" Erm, back to the story, this Slut D hor, is seriously the world'd biggest, shortest, and 2nd ugliest bitch! (The crown for the ugliest bitch still remains with Sluts A and B! They set the bar up pretty high, I tell ya!)

What happened was; it was after my international law lecture. Since it was still early, some of my coursemates and I waited outside LT4 for the next lecture. Out of the blue, Slut D came strutting down the corridor as if her grandfather owns it. Strut, strut, strut. Think: elephant prancing around in a tutu. I swear, she nearly reduced Taylor's to dust.

*rolls eyes*

Oh spare me please! Sudahlah short, wanna act like a model and while she was at it, tried to flick her hair to the back like in some sort of shampoo commercial. Too bad her hair didn't whack her in her face, else it would've left a bloody mess cos her hair was as coarse as barbed wire.

But then, with a face like that, it makes no difference whether her face was ruined or not. Its not even a proper face to begin with. Its more like someone bought a RM3.99 slipper from Giant and stuck it to her face with super glue.

Oh, I haven't told you all about what Slut D did which pissed me off badly. To start, let me say that I hate rude people. And continuing where I left off, she was strutting past Christina and being the ever friendly girl, Chris greeted Slut D and asked her a question --- to which Slut D ignored, stucked her nose higher up in the air (what, the air is fresher is it?) and strutted past Chris just like that!

WTF???

Damn rude loh! Who does she think she is? She's just a mere, puny, little, pathetic junior and still dare to show disrespect to a senior?! Waaaaaa! I was so pissed that I actually said loudly to Chris, "Why do you even bother talking to people like her? No need!" I knew that Slut D heard it but what the hell, if she dares to step on my toe, I'll make her life a living hell. I promise.

And, Slut D's name is one of the lousiest that I have ever heard. It sure beats ridiculous celebrity kids' names like Tallulah Belle and Apple. Know why? Cos it has the word POO in it. Hehehehe... Even her name is SHIT! Confirm she's a walking pile of shit!

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Sigh. Back to my moodiness, I've been like this for awhile now and well, I don't even know why. Bear with me please and allow me to say this: This is not a good time to mess with me.

Ciaozz...

this is great

I hate PMS ( Pre-Menstrual Syndrome). Honestly, I don't think any girl would enjoy it either. What freak would look forward to that time of the month?

For starters, PMS causes mood swings and guys, its not that we wanna be exceptionally irritable and sensitive. We can't help the way hormonal changes affect us. Do you think we can control the way our hormones fluctuate? Its not our fault! You think we wanna be so darn emotional? Hey man, we find being moody quite draining too.

Then hor, we girls still have to bear with the obvious physical symptoms ie. bloating, water retention, weight gain, acne, food cravings, sleep changes, lack of energy etc.

Yes, we girls do feel tired much more easily when we have PMS. Oh, joy. The symptoms I hate most are bloating and the food cravings, cos this time around I can't really eat much and yet I look bloated! WTF???

T_T

Cannot eat but still look fat. How can I not be sad?

And not forgetting the ACNE. Oooooooohhhhhh! How I hate the acne! Your complexion deteriorates and zits pop up overnight in unsightly places. Urgh! I don't have great skin to begin with and my body has been kind enough to make sure I get PMS every month. -_-"

But then, the thing about PMS is that, it does not affect every single woman. And I know some girls who don't get ridiculous PMS-es when its time. How lucky! Ish ish... If only there is a cure for PMS, then the world would be a much happier place for both men and women! And the even greater news that I can't wait to break to the masses is that ------ there is NO cure!

Yippee. I just love the scientists who only thought of developing birth control pills and not anti-PMS tablets. They sure make the world go round.

Sigh. I realise that I've been ranting like an idiot here. Blame it on PMS.

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Now that's the only thing good about PMS. You can always put the blame on PMS. Blame it on PMS! Whatcha gonna do? Chui ah?!

Eheeheeheehee!

euphoria

Oh. My. Gawd.

I can't believe what just happened!

*screeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaammmmmssssssss!!!!!!*

2 days ago, the Click Five landed on Malaysian soil. At first, I didn't think it was such a big deal. Yeah, Kyle is cute and all but I'm not such a huge fan of their music. Its a tad too bubblegummy-poprock for my taste.

Rewind to 2 nights ago, one of my housemates was listening to Fly FM and the DJs called Click Five as soon as they arrived in Malaysia. Ethan, one of the Click Five members, answered the call and ooh la la~

How can a guy's voice be so sexy??? After Ethan hung up, the DJs informed that Click Five would be having a Meet & Greet The Fans session in KLCC, 6pm the following day. My housemates actually went to that session whereas I had a gals' day out with mah babes.

Later that night, when they returned, it was chaos. They were so damn high, even I got excited! Then, they showed me the video which they captured and OMG! I screamed and it chain-effected on the girls. So we were all screaming at the top of our lungs! Know why? Its cos my girls were SO CLOSE to the Click Five! I mean it! It was so close to the point that Joey's head nearly bumped into my housemate's camera! And Kyle waved to my housemate! How can I not scream???

They were soooooo close! And at that moment, I really felt like kicking myself cos earlier on, my housemates were trying to persuade me to join them.

*nooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!*

As soon as I get my hands on that vid, I would post it up for you people to see! Believe me. We screamed like no tomorrow.

Fast forward to this very night. We thought that after their concert in Hard Rock Cafe last night, they would've returned to the States or whatever. Mana tau, Fly FM announced that Click Five was in da house! (Yeah, my housemate was tuning in to the same channel again and good thing too!)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd, Click Five would be taking calls from the fans! And the second bout of craze began. We all decided to give it a try and have a chat with the boys. So all of us called. It took some time cos our phones kept showing number busy. But it ain't stopping us! Finally, after about 10 minutes, Fly FM answered my call! And we were ON AIR!

*jumps up and down*

I turned on my phone's loudspeaker so that no one would miss out. Here's how the conversation went...

Wildberry & housemates: (screamssssss!!!!)
Click Five: (screamssss!!!!)... laughs
DJ: Hi; Fly FM! Who's on the line?
Wildberry: Hi! I'm *Wildberry and my housemates and I would like to shout out to Click Five!
Wildberry & housemates: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
Click Five: Hi, Wildberry!

Erm, I can't really remember what we asked and what was being said in return cos well, we were all damn high already at the rare chance to speak to Click Five. We were all speaking at almost the same time. Must be pretty noisy to them.

Oh, I remember saying something stupid - "Omg! I can't believe that I'm actually speaking to Click Five!" ... Y-e-a-h. They laughed but what the hell. I know that I'm not the first and I definitely won't be the last to splurt out something dumb! Lalala~

Back to the conversation (well, as far as I remember, that is...)

Wildberry: Um, can we ask for a request pls?
Click Five: Okayyy...
Wildberry: Can you pls sing us a short verse from the song Jenny?
Click Five: (sang)
Wildberry and housemates: (screams) Wow! Thank you!

Erm, I forgot how the conversation ended but that was the gist of it. Yea, yea. I know its a bit tak tau malu but its not everyday that u can get such an opportunity! After hanging up, my housemates and I went ballistic and screamed even more! Heck, at this point, I don't mind admitting that we jumped up and down like little schoolgirls.

*sweats*

After our call, the DJ announced that Click Five would be leaving cos their flight was in 30 minutes' time - which meant that we were the last caller through! Whoa! That was close, man! Seriously close! And we had reason to believe that we were the only caller to go on air cos prior to this, we didn't hear any calls. We were the one and only. Yeah, baby!

Ahhhh... I may not love Click Five's music but I love the members! My housemates and I are so gonna get sweet dreams tonight!

dust of a star

Stardust.

Must watch!

That has got to be one of my fave movies of all times! If you are a fan of Stardust, or if you are into fantasy and fairytales, then read on. If not, this entry is definitely not for you. Got the hint?

Anyway, Stardust was awesome! I was expecting some love-filled romantic fairytale but Stardust was far from it. In fact, I daresay Stardust was freakin' funny! Seriously, those who've watched Stardust would agree with me that The Ghosts and Captain Shakespeare were hilarious!

So, being the ever nice Wildberry, I've linked the official website of the movie for your entertainment. Just click on Stardust! Even though you've watched the movie, I recommend you to check it out! The site is so damn cool! You can even play games which are related to the movie and my personal favourite is Push That Prince. Ehehehehe... Brings back memories doesn't it?

Hahahahahaha!

I tell ya, Michelle Pfeiffer was damn hot! She may be the witch and although for 80% of the time, she had to look wrinkly and haggard; it didn't make her any less hot! Damn! I think she stole the show from Claire Danes who was the leading actress...

Michelle Pfeiffer is one hot witch!

And, my oh my! Tristan (Charlie Cox) was sizzlin'! At the start of the movie, he didn't look good at all. I was even telling Naima that the father of Tristan was much more better looking than the son. But mana tau, when Captain Shakespeare gave Tristan a makeover whereby Tristan's hair grew long and he wore cool clothes, he was totally transformed! Hot, hot, hot!

Eeeeeeeeeeeekkk!!!!!!!

Ahhhh... I love Stardust!

By the way, check out Ah Ma's blog for our wacky camslutting! Apparently, her inspiration was carried on til today... Enjoy! ^_^

so damn inspired

Today is a Monday. Most people hate Mondays. Very, very few people enjoy Mondays (only full-blown nerds with thick and black horn-rimmed glasses wearing calf-length trousers with suspenders).

Nerd - every girl's nightmare boyfriend

Make sure u don't get this - its the Nerd Glasses!

And there are some, like me, who don't really give a damn if its Monday - its still a brand new day! Somehow, this Monday seemed a bit different from the average Mondays. Perhaps its cos there were only four of us having lunch - the rest had other businesses to attend to and had to leave early. So, lunch ended fairly quickly; leaving Ah Ma and I to devise ways to pass the time.

Not wanting to return to our miserable dwellings so soon, we decided to go to The Web where we gossiped about The Hardcores (ahem!) and did some blog-surfing.

Ah Ma gushing over Terrence! "He's so damn adorable!"

As usual, Ah Ma spoils the pic theme...

That's when the craziness started. You see, we were checking out Cheesie's blog and out of the blue, we were inspired!

*Enya music playing in the background*

This blogger can sure pose! And its not the normal I-am-a-supermodel pose; she has lots of idiotic and silly poses which can make you laugh, although to be fair, the stupid poses were done mainly by her wacky friend.

I dare you to pose like the girl behind Cheesie!

Being fiercely inspired, Ah Ma and I decided to throw caution into the wind and pose in The Web!

(Looking at the guy behind her) "Oi. Do you know that I'm from the WWII era?"

Acting cute under Wildberry's direction!

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In case you were all wondering, yeah. People looked at us like we were orang gila. There's this one dude who actually slid his chair to the side of his desk a bit just to get a glimpse of what we were doing! That time, I was kneeling down to get a good shot at Ah Ma while telling her to spread her legs and act cute...

O.o

That sounds so wrong! I betcha anything that that guy is sooooooo gonna get a wet dream tonight. His imagination would probably run faster than a Ferrari on an F1 track!

Oh yeah, Ah Ma also directed some shots for me but she's such a lousy director! She came up with this Slutty Secretary idea, whereby I am the slutty secretary and she's the pimphead boss. I was supposed to sit on her lap while she tried to look perverted. The thing was, I was so worried that I would break her fragile old lady's bones that I had to support my own weight. And in the end, the outcome was ghastly. Imagine a walrus sitting on a horny looking bangau.

*sweats*

Therefore, Ah Ma... sorry, but I ain't posting that pic up! It has already been DELETED. Ohohoho!

chilling with a fish

I can't believe this. Yesterday, I actually managed to go for ONE DAY without my daily dose of manga. And today, I haven't even read a single page of manga! Oh no! So for the sake of my sanity, allow me to just summarize what happened yesterday cos I...need...manga...fast!

Well, yesterday was pretty fun. Didn't manage to do my grocery shopping as I had earlier hoped but at least I had Rotiboy! Yum~

I went to One Utama with Ah Ma and Anchovy to shop for Anchovy's prom dress. And this guy called Jeffrey Chong tagged along - well, not tag along, but he was our driver for the day - cos he's supposed to do research on her. Like, what do girls her age go for, the type of drinks she prefer, the phones that she uses etc.

Left to right: Ah Ma, Jeffrey, Anchovy

And lucky for Anchovy, she got paid to be researched! Ish, ish... But anyhow the guy was very nice and friendly, although he's a bit feminine for want of a better word. Think: girl who smokes. The best part was he treated us to food!!! And of cos, free transport!

Rotiboy! *screams!*

Ah Ma: "Wildberry is cutting out such a large piece! Cut smaller, cut smaller...!"

Anchovy's idea of torturing us - can look but cannot eat...yet

^_^

The poor guy. I think he was bored to death but had to smile no matter what. Imagine this: us 3 girls decided to just go to Blook and Forever 21 to look for Anchovy's dress. But, being the girls that we are, we detoured into almost every single boutique which sold dresses! (Psst! And also other non-dress shops!)

Hahahahahahah!

Found a hat shop with a gold Hard-Gay signature cap!

At the end of the day, when it was about time to leave, he actually stared at us in disbelief, "You girls haven't gotten a dress yet!?"

*smiles innocently*

W-e-l-l... its not our fault, okay. Anchovy is only 150cm tall! Its not that easy to find a dress that fits and flatters her body. Ah Ma and I enjoyed the challenge though. We found 2 dresses; the first was from Eclipse and costs RM269.

Sweet!

The second one was from Forever 21 and uh, I can't remember the price:

So cute!

Its such a pity cos all three of us actually thought that the 2nd dress was the best. It makes her look so cute and at the same time, its so... Anchovy! But, it was the only dress left and they had no more sizes. Since that dress was a size too big for Anchovy, she had to walk away from it. There goes her prom dress!

Now, its time for the camwhore pics!

Waiting for Anchovy in Sub turned Ah Ma into a lala goldfish -_-"

Anchovy manages to fit 4 into one pic but... but... not good enough!

Blueberry Cinnabon!

Just plain random:
I detoured into a shop selling manga and anime. Jeffrey was quite surpised to see girls gush over manga and seeing how like-a-kid-in-a-candy-shop I was, he urged me to buy the entire collection of the Hunter X Hunter books there. When I refused, he couldn't understand why and asked, "But I thought u liked it so much?". Well, yeah. I am crazy over Hunter X Hunter. So I said to him, "Why buy it when I can get it online for free?" I think he was damn za-dou....

Ihihihihihihihihihihihi!

tag-o-war

Here we go again... This time, it was Xiao Di who succumbed to the tagging craze!

You Are An ENFP

The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules. Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives. You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller! In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart. You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts. At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do. You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist. How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused

What's Your Personality Type?

So now u all know. The next time anyone feels inspired, feel free to thank me! I won't say no to a plate of Old Town Kopitiam egg-toast or Rotiboy either!

Hehehehe... Do you feel inspired now? Well, you know what to do.

*winks*