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Omg. I am sooooo pissed.

One would think that the reason Westerners have a ridiculous superiority complex is because they are much better than us, nationals of developing countries. We, sad to say, depend on them for the upturn or downturn of our lousy economy. It doesn't help that they have a much higher currency than us.

Being their superior selves, one would think that they are a smart, efficient bunch. Superheroes waiting in eager anticipation to swoop down from their glorious polluted skies to save third-world country victims from injustice blah blah blah. Even when we don't need their bloody help cos we know very well that they are simply finding an excuse to meddle, interfere and butt their noses in places which doesn't belong.

Ah, yes. How superior. That's until you have to deal with them personally and then you realised that they are actually sooooo terlampau bodoh, you can't help but go "What the fuck?!"

Why? Because they are impossibly rigid and unreasonable. I suppose they would die if their lives are without procedures or tedious paperwork. They like to drag things because they worship the snail - "Oh, look. The snail took an hour to move an inch. Lets do that too! Yippee!"

They couldn't be bothered that people are frantically rushing around trying to get things done or if someone of a non-Western descent really, really needed help. Yes, why must they move their fat arses from the couch? Its not like superior them brought about our predicament.

*snorts*

Oh really? I admit that I have failed one paper because of my extenuating circumstances, and not because I have not studied. Regardless, I understood that I have failed and needed to resit. And the only kind thing that they have done to me was to allow me to resit as my first attempt, at the expense of my national moots. I'm so friggin' touched.

*tears of gratitude rivalling the Niagara Falls*

Then why is the resit sooooo farking late??? Oh, its cos they wanted to make it simultaneous with the second cohort of the First Year's resits.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKK???

What has first years got to do with 2nd years? They know very well that 2nd years are transferring students and we have a lot of things to do in preparation for the transfer to Reading. "Sorry, but that's the way we do things." Very smart. So smart that I was moved to vomit blood.

And it has been more than a week after my resits. And results will only be out next week. Then, I still have to wait for my offer letter to do my visa. Which means, I probably can't go home; because their lives depend on silly procedures in an attempt to look intelligent which only, I'm so delighted to say, proved otherwise.

Arrrgghhhhh!!!! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u! I hate u!

Why on earth are they sooooo fucking boooddddddoooooooooooooohhhhhhh??????? In all actuality, we are so much more better than them. They can all go die. Ngiao.

Orang putih jahanam tak berguna dan tak berotak langsung memang sampah masyarakat tapi mereka sangka diri mereka hebat sangat dan bila semua orang ketawakan mereka, mereka lagi gembira kerana fikir bahawa kita sukakan mereka padahal kita benci betul melihat muka satu sen mereka yang macam beruk bernama Usha, busuk lagi menyampah.

Geram betul.

mushroom head

Thanks to no Astro, I have no life.

Ok, that's exaggerating it a bit but yeah, I find that without Astro, its as if my connection to the outside world (I live in my little pressure-cooker of a student world, asshole) has been cut. Not entirely, but significantly.

See, my friends were excitedly swapping opinions one day, over the latest 4-episode Bausch and Lomb commercials which were aired on... uh, I dunno when.

*Sweats*

And for a moment there, I was thinking "Woah, these girls know how to speak in Thai! Walaoweh!" before I realised that they were speaking English!

*Sweats again*

It turned out that they were talking about that darned 4-episode commercial thing! Chiu~ But luckily, that very night, as I went back to my apartment and blog-surfed, I found this blogger who was actually a part of the commercials! She was one of the three blue-mushroomed-head-girl who popped out of a male toilet cubicle in answer to Super Geek's cries.

She uploaded the commercials on her blog and thanks to her, I've actually seen the entire commercials! If you haven't, then click on this:
Episode 1-3
Episode 4

Small world, huh. Apparently, this girl/model is a hottie from Sunway. Urm, to be honest, I don't think she's thaaaaat hot. She's good-looking, yeah, but not as hot as some people made her out to be. But she's one lucky girl, cos she's rich, beautiful and papa's little darling. Ah, some people have it all.

When will it be my turn to have everything a girl wants?

moody me

It was only after I was tagged by Naima, that I knew what the hell a Daemon was. Apparently, its a bla, bla, bla~ If you wanna find out, just click on the link below. And here is my bloody Daemon.




I gotta admit, I kinda like my Daemon cos its so much cooler than Naima's one (pssstt! Its a miserable little spider...). A snow-leopard. How cool is that? Damn cool.

Annnyyyywaaaayyyy... I know that my blog has been "dead" for quite sometime. But its not that my life is dull or whatever; its just that I really have no mood at all to blog. No mood, no mood, no mood. So, I don't blog lor...

But don't worry cos most likely I will do some back-log (is that the right term and spelling?) this weekend. Sigh. Just for the sake of my dearly beloved readers who no longer click on my ads, even. I don't mind really. Its the least I could do for the kind people who fed me and helped me in my time of need *ahem!*

A big, big hug to you people! ^_^

Ah well, since I'm blogging tonight, might as well tell you all about this incident which pissed me off the other day. People, its official. There is now a Slut C and *gasp!* a Slut D!

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Sounds like bra cup sizes... -_-" Erm, back to the story, this Slut D hor, is seriously the world'd biggest, shortest, and 2nd ugliest bitch! (The crown for the ugliest bitch still remains with Sluts A and B! They set the bar up pretty high, I tell ya!)

What happened was; it was after my international law lecture. Since it was still early, some of my coursemates and I waited outside LT4 for the next lecture. Out of the blue, Slut D came strutting down the corridor as if her grandfather owns it. Strut, strut, strut. Think: elephant prancing around in a tutu. I swear, she nearly reduced Taylor's to dust.

*rolls eyes*

Oh spare me please! Sudahlah short, wanna act like a model and while she was at it, tried to flick her hair to the back like in some sort of shampoo commercial. Too bad her hair didn't whack her in her face, else it would've left a bloody mess cos her hair was as coarse as barbed wire.

But then, with a face like that, it makes no difference whether her face was ruined or not. Its not even a proper face to begin with. Its more like someone bought a RM3.99 slipper from Giant and stuck it to her face with super glue.

Oh, I haven't told you all about what Slut D did which pissed me off badly. To start, let me say that I hate rude people. And continuing where I left off, she was strutting past Christina and being the ever friendly girl, Chris greeted Slut D and asked her a question --- to which Slut D ignored, stucked her nose higher up in the air (what, the air is fresher is it?) and strutted past Chris just like that!

WTF???

Damn rude loh! Who does she think she is? She's just a mere, puny, little, pathetic junior and still dare to show disrespect to a senior?! Waaaaaa! I was so pissed that I actually said loudly to Chris, "Why do you even bother talking to people like her? No need!" I knew that Slut D heard it but what the hell, if she dares to step on my toe, I'll make her life a living hell. I promise.

And, Slut D's name is one of the lousiest that I have ever heard. It sure beats ridiculous celebrity kids' names like Tallulah Belle and Apple. Know why? Cos it has the word POO in it. Hehehehe... Even her name is SHIT! Confirm she's a walking pile of shit!

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Sigh. Back to my moodiness, I've been like this for awhile now and well, I don't even know why. Bear with me please and allow me to say this: This is not a good time to mess with me.

Ciaozz...

Its 2am and here I am blogging away

Yup, its 2am and i'm blogging. Didn't study much and feel like crap. What's a girl to do but bitch about other people?

Please don't get me wrong. I will only bitch about people who annoy me. I spare the innocent, muahaha (evil laugh)...

Anyway, the purpose of this blog is to bitch, bitch and bitch! So let the bitchin' begin!
I begin with the animosity (forgive the exaggeration, but I need to spice things up ;-P) that is slowly brewing within the Mafia Family. But first...Oh shit. I wanted to put the Mafia Family Tree picture but there seems to be a problem.

*sigh*

I guess I will have to try and find out how to go about it next time. But for now, let the bitchin' continue!

Dear little XD has stepped on everyone's toenails and he was wearing spiked shoes while he was at it. At first, we tried to tolerate him and let things be. But mixing with Lord Ass apparently has rubbed off on him and he is turning into Lord Ass Number 2! Of all the horror...

He's turning into an irresponsible bitch which even I, try my best, can't take it. For one, he promised Maria to watch a hot new movie with her but he broke it off at the last minute. That's not all. He wasn't even remorseful, after what I told him about girls hating most of all guys who break promises. I mean, it shows his integrity and frankly, I am disappointed. Very very disappointed... He obviously has zero, no - make that integrity to the power of negative infinity.

Next, we just chatted on msn. My God, he made me so incensed! The way he put it, he implied that it is the Mafia Family's fault (excluding Ma & Pa) that Lord Ass acted the way he is around us - sulky, black-faced and eternally constipated-looking.

Who is he to blame us? What about Lord Ass? Did he take a good look at Lord Ass' bloody face and read his fuckin' body language when he uninvitedly turned up for Ah Ma's 90th birthday bash? He didn't! When i pointed this out to him, he tried to justify himself by saying that I would act the same way around The Sluts! The neeeerrrrveeee of him!

But he couldn't answer back my retorts cos I have prima facie evidence (yeah, I'm a law student, didn't u knw?) evidence that I TRIED to be friendly and make conversations with The Sluts although I might not be my normal self. Heck, I was the one who initiated the conversation with Slut G! The point is, Lord Ass did not even TRY. He thinks that the situation is beyond fixing.

See, see...that shows how brainless he is. If the situation is beyond remedy, no one would even be talking to him in the first place. Doesn't that tell you something? Bloody idiot.
Then he goes about acting the poor little victim who tries to be invisible to get out of everyone's way. Hello~~ you know where the door is. Still sitting there for what?!
So dear little XD has nothing to say. He just apologised to me and promised not to broach the subject again. Key word: promise. We'll see...

But the damage is done. Things are different now. Everyone's changed. Some for the better and some for the worse. Or maybe no one has changed. Its just that now is the time where people start revealing their true colors.

I don't wanna bitch about XD. I really don't cos he's like a brother to me. He still confides in me certain stuff which of cos, I would never tell. But the thing is, is he still the brother I once knew? I'm so very disappointed in him.

So you can see...how much things has changed 'til I'm actually bitching about him! Sorry, XD but yeah... ur the star of this post. Be grateful; not everyone has that privilege...wahaha!