It makes no sense, has no plot whatsoever but damn, it is funny!
Kids, do NOT do that at home!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
senseless
revealed by wildberry at 4:40 PM 0 guilty confessions
Monday, March 23, 2009
its spring, mate!
Spring has arrived, like finnnnaaaaallllyyyyy and I simple love, love, love it! Its now my favourite season. But you know what they say, spring is also the mating season. Ahem.
So if you're wondering why my posts lately so hamsap, now you know. Spring is actually quite a hamsap season BUT that does not in any way indicate my nature just because its my favourite season. Don't simply think.
Anyhow... wanna know something saucy? Its Easter break but surprisingly, not everyone went back home. One of my neighbours never left the Hall and the other neighbour just returned to her room today - with her boyfriend.
Ok, so she has sex with her bf every now and then. And because the walls are like, made of paper, I can hear them at it. Oh hell yeah, I hear her moan and I hear him hump her. How's that for description? The latest time they had sex? A little more than 8pm, I suspect.
Imagine, rushing your Writing Credit and suddenly... moan. Moan, mooooaaaannn, ohhh yeeaaahhhh....mmmmoooooooaaaaannnnnn~~~
LOL. No need to pity me, folks. I've gotten used to it. ;P
So if you're wondering why my posts lately so hamsap, now you know. Spring is actually quite a hamsap season BUT that does not in any way indicate my nature just because its my favourite season. Don't simply think.
Anyhow... wanna know something saucy? Its Easter break but surprisingly, not everyone went back home. One of my neighbours never left the Hall and the other neighbour just returned to her room today - with her boyfriend.
Ok, so she has sex with her bf every now and then. And because the walls are like, made of paper, I can hear them at it. Oh hell yeah, I hear her moan and I hear him hump her. How's that for description? The latest time they had sex? A little more than 8pm, I suspect.
Imagine, rushing your Writing Credit and suddenly... moan. Moan, mooooaaaannn, ohhh yeeaaahhhh....mmmmoooooooaaaaannnnnn~~~
LOL. No need to pity me, folks. I've gotten used to it. ;P
revealed by wildberry at 9:51 PM 0 guilty confessions
for you
To my dear Pao No.2, I dedicate this post to you.
[1]
Hopeless love,
why did you carve your home in me?
This broken heart is too weak to hold your weight.
And now I regret the day we met,
so please help me forget your name
[2]
You're standing at the door, and I'm falling to the floor.
You look even better than you did before.
I'm staring at my feet, wondering if I can do this.
It's been awhile but I couldn't forget you.
[3]
And sometimes planes, they smash up in the sky.
And sometimes lonely hearts, they just get lonelier.
[4]
I'm just scared of losing control.
I'm terrified of who I'll become with you.
I'm just scared, the world hates you.
And it's gonna hate me too.
[5]
Yes, a heart can hallucinate
if it's completely starved for love.
It can even make monsters seem like
angels from above.
[6]
You hit me with the truth but I think
a bus would have hurt less.
[7]
"Paint me something." He said.
She painted a house.
"Now, paint me something living." He said.
She painted a flower.
"Now," He said, "Paint me your feelings."
She began to paint the sun.
"No," He said. "Paint me a picture,
of how you truly feel."
And she dipped her brush in black.
[8]
As she looks at him, her eyes scream,
just tell me what you want from me.
[9]
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And forget about the world?
[10]
I want to be everything you need, every sight you see.
Making you go crazy; slightly your disease.
A love without a cure, no uncertainties for sure.
The closest thing to alcohol that calls you back for more.
[11]
Take a bow, hear the applause?
My heart is broken and you're the cause.
I played your game and it looks like you've won.
Congratulations, I hope you had fun.
[12]
I thought hope was love
but it turns out, forever's just a word.
Ouch. Cuts like a knife, doesn't it? I meant to make you cry, sorry if its mean. Its just that sometimes, we bottle things up too much, its suffocating. True, crying doesn't solve anything but at least, after the tears comes a little bit of relief. I want to tell you, "Cheer up!" but I know its easier said than done. I'm so sorry that I am so far away from you and can't be there to comfort you. But rest assured, you have my love and my phone number! Please don't hesitate to call, regardless of the time (T_T) cos I will pick up the phone just for you.
*hugs Pao. No.2*
[1]
Hopeless love,
why did you carve your home in me?
This broken heart is too weak to hold your weight.
And now I regret the day we met,
so please help me forget your name
[2]
You're standing at the door, and I'm falling to the floor.
You look even better than you did before.
I'm staring at my feet, wondering if I can do this.
It's been awhile but I couldn't forget you.
[3]
And sometimes planes, they smash up in the sky.
And sometimes lonely hearts, they just get lonelier.
[4]
I'm just scared of losing control.
I'm terrified of who I'll become with you.
I'm just scared, the world hates you.
And it's gonna hate me too.
[5]
Yes, a heart can hallucinate
if it's completely starved for love.
It can even make monsters seem like
angels from above.
[6]
You hit me with the truth but I think
a bus would have hurt less.
[7]
"Paint me something." He said.
She painted a house.
"Now, paint me something living." He said.
She painted a flower.
"Now," He said, "Paint me your feelings."
She began to paint the sun.
"No," He said. "Paint me a picture,
of how you truly feel."
And she dipped her brush in black.
[8]
As she looks at him, her eyes scream,
just tell me what you want from me.
[9]
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me
And forget about the world?
[10]
I want to be everything you need, every sight you see.
Making you go crazy; slightly your disease.
A love without a cure, no uncertainties for sure.
The closest thing to alcohol that calls you back for more.
[11]
Take a bow, hear the applause?
My heart is broken and you're the cause.
I played your game and it looks like you've won.
Congratulations, I hope you had fun.
[12]
I thought hope was love
but it turns out, forever's just a word.
Ouch. Cuts like a knife, doesn't it? I meant to make you cry, sorry if its mean. Its just that sometimes, we bottle things up too much, its suffocating. True, crying doesn't solve anything but at least, after the tears comes a little bit of relief. I want to tell you, "Cheer up!" but I know its easier said than done. I'm so sorry that I am so far away from you and can't be there to comfort you. But rest assured, you have my love and my phone number! Please don't hesitate to call, regardless of the time (T_T) cos I will pick up the phone just for you.
*hugs Pao. No.2*
revealed by wildberry at 9:17 AM 0 guilty confessions
eroticism
To all the hiao, hamsap and curious people out there, here's a treat for you!
I luuuurrrv blog-surfing cos some people can write pretty interesting stuff sometimes. And now that everyone is stressed out over the impending finals, and the more pressing fucking 14-page Writing Credit which we unfortunate third year Reading law students have to rush, I think its time to take a break and let your imagination run wild!
I inserted extracts of what you are about to read and the link to it - so you can decide whether you want to be kind to yourself and give your brain and for some people, the much needed physical, pleasure. Uh-huh. If you're a kid and you're reading this, make sure Mommy doesn't know.
*winks*
I looked up at her from the foot of the stairs. Her green eyes sparkled. She smiled down to me and turned around and lifted the back of her skirt flashing me with her red panties. She giggled as she said teasingly, "Toro toro." Taunting me like a wild bull....
She smiled up and said, "If I knew you wanted me this badly I wouldn't have made you wait so long…" "That's okay." I replied. I put my hand on her breasts and pushed her down on my bed without much force...
She was going to learn how much ever stamina she has I could match…. The whole weekend was mine to savor her.
Part 1: Naughty Story (Virgin Eyes Look Elsewhere!)
I offered my hand to her, which she received in her own hand, and I helped her out of my bed. She threw her arms around me, kissed me, and offered me her tongue. I slid my tongue into her mouth, and our tongues twirled and swirled around together...
She bent down and turned on the hot water for the shower, giving me a nice view in the process. It drove me insane instantly...
We stepped in the shower with her back to the water. She threw back her head and let the water wet her hair. When she looked at me again she was absolutely stunning...
Part 2: Naughty Story (Look Away Prudes!)
Pheeewww~~~ Those were insanely sexy. Dare to read?
I luuuurrrv blog-surfing cos some people can write pretty interesting stuff sometimes. And now that everyone is stressed out over the impending finals, and the more pressing fucking 14-page Writing Credit which we unfortunate third year Reading law students have to rush, I think its time to take a break and let your imagination run wild!
I inserted extracts of what you are about to read and the link to it - so you can decide whether you want to be kind to yourself and give your brain and for some people, the much needed physical, pleasure. Uh-huh. If you're a kid and you're reading this, make sure Mommy doesn't know.
*winks*
I looked up at her from the foot of the stairs. Her green eyes sparkled. She smiled down to me and turned around and lifted the back of her skirt flashing me with her red panties. She giggled as she said teasingly, "Toro toro." Taunting me like a wild bull....
She smiled up and said, "If I knew you wanted me this badly I wouldn't have made you wait so long…" "That's okay." I replied. I put my hand on her breasts and pushed her down on my bed without much force...
She was going to learn how much ever stamina she has I could match…. The whole weekend was mine to savor her.
Part 1: Naughty Story (Virgin Eyes Look Elsewhere!)
I offered my hand to her, which she received in her own hand, and I helped her out of my bed. She threw her arms around me, kissed me, and offered me her tongue. I slid my tongue into her mouth, and our tongues twirled and swirled around together...
She bent down and turned on the hot water for the shower, giving me a nice view in the process. It drove me insane instantly...
We stepped in the shower with her back to the water. She threw back her head and let the water wet her hair. When she looked at me again she was absolutely stunning...
Part 2: Naughty Story (Look Away Prudes!)
Pheeewww~~~ Those were insanely sexy. Dare to read?
revealed by wildberry at 1:05 AM 0 guilty confessions
Friday, March 13, 2009
(III) i am loved!
Yay! One of the best part about birthdays are the gifts. Shush! I am allowed to be materialistic for my bday ok. But then, sometimes I think I pamper myself a little bit too much. Nvm. Bday girls rule.
And here's what my beloved girls got for me! Wheeeeee!!!
I simply love the scent of this parfum! I've been wanting Euphoria Blossom for ages but didn't get it cos it was too expensive; and now they came out with a Spring Edition which smells even better! Thank u girls!
*A big, big kiss to them!*
And here's what the parcel from home contained!
Look at what also came in the mail all the way from Msia!
Thank you everyone for the great gifts! Muaks!
revealed by wildberry at 1:44 AM 0 guilty confessions
Thursday, March 12, 2009
sexxaayyyy
These commercials were banned for a reason - cos they're too sexy!
*cue sizzling sounds*
Personally I don't find them outright obscene; they're just sexy... urm, veeeerrryyy sexy, making your imagination go wild! What will the Americans come up with next?
^_^
Ahahahaha. How can they make balloons so wrong! Cute but totally wrong. The next one had Eva Mendez in it. She's like suuuper hot! I wasn't allowed to embed the vid here, but here's the link ---> Secret Obssession
Do give it a click!
My, my, my. I'm almost tempted to turn vegan - all in the name of looking hot! But I love meat too much.
T_T
Maybe one day... LOL.
And oh, Ah Ma and I went shopping yesterday and got something interesting. Find out what it is here! ---> The Presidential standoff! You'll definitely love reading it.
*winks*
*cue sizzling sounds*
Personally I don't find them outright obscene; they're just sexy... urm, veeeerrryyy sexy, making your imagination go wild! What will the Americans come up with next?
^_^
Ahahahaha. How can they make balloons so wrong! Cute but totally wrong. The next one had Eva Mendez in it. She's like suuuper hot! I wasn't allowed to embed the vid here, but here's the link ---> Secret Obssession
Do give it a click!
My, my, my. I'm almost tempted to turn vegan - all in the name of looking hot! But I love meat too much.
T_T
Maybe one day... LOL.
And oh, Ah Ma and I went shopping yesterday and got something interesting. Find out what it is here! ---> The Presidential standoff! You'll definitely love reading it.
*winks*
revealed by wildberry at 5:53 PM 0 guilty confessions
Saturday, March 7, 2009
(II) thou shalt be made pissed drunk...
WARNING: Long post ahead with many, many words and an unbelievable number of pics. Not suitable for the mentally challenged.
Dinner was at 7pm. Not.
At first I believed the girls when they told me that dinner was at 7pm. That's until I went shopping with Maria last Wednesday and she let slip something. It wasn't very obvious cos I couldn't remember exactly what she let slipped but, it made me go "Wait. The dinner is not at 7 right? U girls just told me an earlier time right?" and I squinted at Maria. She vehemently denied it, but her face wasn't very convincing.
Anyhoo... we were almost late even though I tried my very hardest to get ready by 7pm. I dunno. I think time just hates me. It was past 7pm and the girls were still chill. Suspicious behaviour hor? After much interrogation only did Naima admit that the dinner was at 7.3opm. Then later... Ah Ma revealed that dinner was actually at 7.45pm! Wah!
-________________-"
Camwhore shots!
I forced Naima to wear sunnies at night. I don't care. I was the birthday girl. Entertain me. Muahahahha!
Eh... How come Ah Ma had no pics de? Aih. Too bad.
Neways, we arrived at the dinner place just in time. Not bad considering its me! And previously the girls threatened to take me to PFC (equivalent to a mamak stall); omigosh, I would throw a bitch fit lor!
The dinner place was at this gorgeous restaurant called Old Orleans. I love it, love it, love it! Cos I loved the whole Old Orleans feel of it, it made me think of The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice - she loved using New Orleans as her setting and I loved her collection of vampire stories!
Another thing which I liked about the place was that there were huge white papers covering the dinner table, with crayons for us to doodle on while waiting for the food! Bring out the inner child in us, babeh!
And here's the food! But oh wait, I'm only going to post up pics of my meal cos erm... lazy la. Btw, the food was fantastic! Everyone's food was yummy-licious! Definitely a place to go when you feel like splurging!
Dessert that sends you to heaven for five minutes before you get kicked back down to Earth for the next bite and then to float to heaven again... Its a vicious cycle, I tell ya
After dinner, as usual, we camwhored a bit to pass the time, seeing that it was still too early to hit the club and our tummies needed to settle a bit before we wiggle it around, food inside and all. Pfftt. Don't say you didn't see this coming. I am friends with a bunch of camsluts and I am proud of 'em!
Btw, we made some videos cos we're crazy people. Its funny! And one was sweet cos they dedicated it to me. Awww~ But the videos have to be posted on another day cos they needed to be resized and Ah Ma is helping me with it. So people, be patient. Its a fucking virtue.
Ok. Enough of the dinner. I am so sien of talking about my dinner, as awesome as it may be; its as if we've no life. Off to the club! We went to Dogma that night, its a great club especially when its Student Night and it was Student Night that night.
...
The last sentence was weird. Whatever. I'm sure I've gotten the point across. Continuing with the story, my dear friends schemed to get me pissed drunk. So the first thing that they did when we got into Dogma was to buy me drinks (awwww... thank u all sooo much! Lurvs!) and mind you, they were shots.
First shot, tequila. Then a pint of beer, then whiskey shot by Maria followed by a bottle of VKD Apple which was shit mild but tasted damn good, then... eh. I can't remember liao. I just remembered taking more shots which included apple-sours (useless but tastes good) and vodka, and drinking off people. Yes, I was a leech drinking off people's drinks, mainly Shah's drinks, whom I bumped into. Uhhhh... I don't even know how many bottles I took. My poor liver.
And oooooh! Juicy stuff! Maria met this guy from the Caribbeans and he's not bad-looking! But as usual...
LOL! Xiao Di, you do know that Er Jie loves u very much? >_< style="font-size:130%;">GREAT birthday! You girls are a gem! Love y'all loads! ^_^
HUGS AND KISSES!!!
Xoxo!
***
Dinner was at 7pm. Not.
At first I believed the girls when they told me that dinner was at 7pm. That's until I went shopping with Maria last Wednesday and she let slip something. It wasn't very obvious cos I couldn't remember exactly what she let slipped but, it made me go "Wait. The dinner is not at 7 right? U girls just told me an earlier time right?" and I squinted at Maria. She vehemently denied it, but her face wasn't very convincing.
Anyhoo... we were almost late even though I tried my very hardest to get ready by 7pm. I dunno. I think time just hates me. It was past 7pm and the girls were still chill. Suspicious behaviour hor? After much interrogation only did Naima admit that the dinner was at 7.3opm. Then later... Ah Ma revealed that dinner was actually at 7.45pm! Wah!
-________________-"
Camwhore shots!
Eh... How come Ah Ma had no pics de? Aih. Too bad.
Neways, we arrived at the dinner place just in time. Not bad considering its me! And previously the girls threatened to take me to PFC (equivalent to a mamak stall); omigosh, I would throw a bitch fit lor!
The dinner place was at this gorgeous restaurant called Old Orleans. I love it, love it, love it! Cos I loved the whole Old Orleans feel of it, it made me think of The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice - she loved using New Orleans as her setting and I loved her collection of vampire stories!
Another thing which I liked about the place was that there were huge white papers covering the dinner table, with crayons for us to doodle on while waiting for the food! Bring out the inner child in us, babeh!
And here's the food! But oh wait, I'm only going to post up pics of my meal cos erm... lazy la. Btw, the food was fantastic! Everyone's food was yummy-licious! Definitely a place to go when you feel like splurging!
After dinner, as usual, we camwhored a bit to pass the time, seeing that it was still too early to hit the club and our tummies needed to settle a bit before we wiggle it around, food inside and all. Pfftt. Don't say you didn't see this coming. I am friends with a bunch of camsluts and I am proud of 'em!
Btw, we made some videos cos we're crazy people. Its funny! And one was sweet cos they dedicated it to me. Awww~ But the videos have to be posted on another day cos they needed to be resized and Ah Ma is helping me with it. So people, be patient. Its a fucking virtue.
Ok. Enough of the dinner. I am so sien of talking about my dinner, as awesome as it may be; its as if we've no life. Off to the club! We went to Dogma that night, its a great club especially when its Student Night and it was Student Night that night.
...
The last sentence was weird. Whatever. I'm sure I've gotten the point across. Continuing with the story, my dear friends schemed to get me pissed drunk. So the first thing that they did when we got into Dogma was to buy me drinks (awwww... thank u all sooo much! Lurvs!) and mind you, they were shots.
First shot, tequila. Then a pint of beer, then whiskey shot by Maria followed by a bottle of VKD Apple which was shit mild but tasted damn good, then... eh. I can't remember liao. I just remembered taking more shots which included apple-sours (useless but tastes good) and vodka, and drinking off people. Yes, I was a leech drinking off people's drinks, mainly Shah's drinks, whom I bumped into. Uhhhh... I don't even know how many bottles I took. My poor liver.
And oooooh! Juicy stuff! Maria met this guy from the Caribbeans and he's not bad-looking! But as usual...
LOL! Xiao Di, you do know that Er Jie loves u very much? >_< style="font-size:130%;">GREAT birthday! You girls are a gem! Love y'all loads! ^_^
HUGS AND KISSES!!!
Xoxo!
revealed by wildberry at 8:52 PM 0 guilty confessions
(I) at the stroke of midnight...
On 5/3/09, I was blindfolded; led into a dark room; and had to endure not being able to see Maria dancing naked in front of me.
Kinky eh?
When I was finally allowed to open my blindfold, here was what greeted my eyes!
Pls focus on the cake; I know the candles were not lit yet but just look at the cake! The cake, the cake!
LOL. The cake was supposed to have 2(X) candles but they were short of a few. Don't even think of trying to count the number of candles from the pic above; u'll risk blinding yourself. It was a very pretty sight, when the room was all dark and the only source of light was the brightly lit candles which covered the cake almost entirely. Gorgeous!
Then, the girls sat me down in front of Ah Ma's lappie and showed me something very interesting. If you think its porn, you need a life. Its a short clip made by Pinky, containing sweet messages from my ji-muis back in Msia! Awww~ It was so touching that I cried! Literally bawled like a baby! Damn you, Pinky! She really has a knack for getting my eyes wet every birthday.
Here's the link to the vid: Lurvs! (The only place for you to see pics of me back in my 'Dark Ages' period - but thank goodness its not clear!)
After crying me eyes out, Ah Ma very kindly helped me webcam with Pinky on her lappie.
Woot! How the hell did they get Pinky's contacts? Rupanya, the other day when Maria was lounging for an unusually long time in my room, she curi-curi stole Pinky's email from my MSN. And I was in my room all the while. I feel so smart. T_T
Nevertheless, I love mah gurls for making me feel so stupid! LOL. The next activity that followed needs no explanation:
Its tradition liao. Ah Ma, ur next! Ohohohoho! And here's Ben strumming a bday song for me.
Here are some crazy shots!


Ahahahaha. Ah Ma is so entertaining.
More updates on what happened on my bday soon! Btw, I would like to repeat once more how much I looooooooovvvvvveeeeeee you girls for planning such a great midnight surprise! And I also miss and luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvv my ji-muis back home!
I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!
Hugs and kisses! XOXO!
Oooooohhhh... I forgot to tell you what else the girls did for me! When I went back to my room, and turned on the lights, I was pleasantly surprised!
Aren't they simply lovable?! I was a bit reluctant to sleep on my bed at first cos I didn't wanna displace the balloons, but well... I need my beauty sleep. So...
Its so cute hor!
Kinky eh?
When I was finally allowed to open my blindfold, here was what greeted my eyes!
LOL. The cake was supposed to have 2(X) candles but they were short of a few. Don't even think of trying to count the number of candles from the pic above; u'll risk blinding yourself. It was a very pretty sight, when the room was all dark and the only source of light was the brightly lit candles which covered the cake almost entirely. Gorgeous!
Then, the girls sat me down in front of Ah Ma's lappie and showed me something very interesting. If you think its porn, you need a life. Its a short clip made by Pinky, containing sweet messages from my ji-muis back in Msia! Awww~ It was so touching that I cried! Literally bawled like a baby! Damn you, Pinky! She really has a knack for getting my eyes wet every birthday.
Here's the link to the vid: Lurvs! (The only place for you to see pics of me back in my 'Dark Ages' period - but thank goodness its not clear!)
After crying me eyes out, Ah Ma very kindly helped me webcam with Pinky on her lappie.
Woot! How the hell did they get Pinky's contacts? Rupanya, the other day when Maria was lounging for an unusually long time in my room, she curi-curi stole Pinky's email from my MSN. And I was in my room all the while. I feel so smart. T_T
Nevertheless, I love mah gurls for making me feel so stupid! LOL. The next activity that followed needs no explanation:
Its tradition liao. Ah Ma, ur next! Ohohohoho! And here's Ben strumming a bday song for me.
Here are some crazy shots!
Ahahahaha. Ah Ma is so entertaining.
More updates on what happened on my bday soon! Btw, I would like to repeat once more how much I looooooooovvvvvveeeeeee you girls for planning such a great midnight surprise! And I also miss and luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvv my ji-muis back home!
I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!
Hugs and kisses! XOXO!
***UPDATED***
Oooooohhhh... I forgot to tell you what else the girls did for me! When I went back to my room, and turned on the lights, I was pleasantly surprised!
Aren't they simply lovable?! I was a bit reluctant to sleep on my bed at first cos I didn't wanna displace the balloons, but well... I need my beauty sleep. So...
Its so cute hor!
revealed by wildberry at 5:52 PM 0 guilty confessions
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