Tua Ne Bu. That's the first Hokkien word I've learnt in all my time here in KL. And I must say, it has became one of my - uh, the Triad Family's - most used words. Not a single day goes by without us uttering that... that... that... larger than life word.
For those of you who do not know what that means, Tua Ne Bu stands for Big Boobs. And this junior of ours was fortunate enough to be awarded this title. She's quite slim and petite but woah momma! She doesn't need to talk to captivate people; her boobs do the talking.
You may all wonder, how shockingly big are her boobs? Think Anna Nicole Smith~
The great American train wreck
Hmmm... Know what, I think Anna Nicole Smith still kalah to Tua Ne Bu. Now that's saying something!
Well, Tua Ne Bu may have entranced the boys but she wasn't too popular with the girls, especially those of The Club. This is cos, before the appearance of Tua Ne Bu, the make up of The Club was this:
President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Bo Ah Ne Tua Ne Bu a.k.a Bo
After Tua Ne Bu...
President : Master Bobo a.k.a Sifu a.k.a Chicken Rice Seller aunty
Vice President : Tua Ne Bu!!!!
*eeeeekkkkssss!!!*
That's not all. Rumour has it that she's out to challenge Master Bobo cos she's not satisfied with being second best! And she won't stop eating papaya til' she steps atop of Master Bobo!
Must... eat... papaya...!
*gasp!*
...
Guess we'll just have to call her Super Supreme Tua Ne Bu then.
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