hee hee ha ha

Was playing around with photoshop and decided to test my skills. So I photoshopped my own face for fun. See if you can spot the difference. ^_^




Now I feel like I need plastic surgery. Damn, the evils of photoshop. But after doing that, I got hit by a brilliant idea - why not photoshop my friends' faces? My guy friends. Turn them into beautiful females, even if that's possible to begin with.

So, I took the most best-looking of the bunch:

Aaron H and Melvyn S

Did a bit of work here and there. Took me roughly 2-3 days (I had to juggle studies and all) and voila! They were transformed. Ready to see the babes? Ready? Really, really ready?
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People, I'm happy to introduce to you

Amy Hathaway

Melanie Shia

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Is it just me, or somehow they don't look right? One looks like a drag queen and another looks like a true blue Singaporean Ah Lian. Hmmm, I think my skills need some brushing up.

:P

drama in the room!

Sex, drugs, booze and more sex. Not that kinda drama, you twats. Stop thinking dirty. And its not in my room. So enough with the wild imagination.

It wasn't too long ago that I heard my neighbour crying. Sobbing, more like, and trying to make her point across in between sobs. Her boyfriend was in the room. They seemed to be having a pretty emotional discussion or talk, or whatever. And it didn't appear to go well. Apparently, Neighbour slept with another guy and Boyfriend got angry and wanted his laptop back. Both Naima and I thought that he must've bought the lappie for her to use but she used it to cheat on him. Hence, the confiscation.

Yes, Naima was in my room the whole time. She heard the commotion and decided to kepo in my room. She literally stuck her ears to my wall to listen to them. Thank you, Naima! She had brought kepo-ing to a whole new level. LOL.

And from outside my window, I could hear a girl shouting obscenities at Neighbour and something to do with a laptop. In less than a minute, the girl and another guy (Ryan, I think) were outside Neighbour's door. They were super angry. Later, I came to find out that the girl was Boyfriend's sister.

They were shouting at Neighbour to open the door; calling her a slut and a fucking whore etc. Apparently Neighbour locked herself and Boyfriend in the room and refused to let Boyfriend out. I could hear loud shuffling and bumping noises from Neighbour's room. Ryan and Bf Sis got very, very angry as time ticked away and threatened to kick the door down as well as call security.

Ryan actually got a fire extinguisher to bang the door down and was hitting away! Fucking scary lor! (The fire extinguisher info was obtained by Ah Ma who could hear the commotion from her room and mind you, her side of the corridor was separated from mine by a Fire Safety door which is as thick as shit. Ah Ma heard loud noises and pretended to take her cup to the kitchen just to have a look at what's happening.)

*Salutes Ah Ma*

And you know what's the funny part? Ryan and Bf Sis called Boyfriend to leave the room but Boyfriend replied, "I can't leave, she's stronger than me!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! Naima and I had a hard time trying not to laugh out loud. That was the funniest thing ever!

Then, I think things got a bit physical between Neighbour and Boyfriend and suddenly, her window was wide open and I heard her scream for security. Security came and she was sobbing and screaming for help whilst Boyfriend was loudly telling security that Neighbour was hitting him, refused to let him out of her room and she took his property.

Ryan and Bf Sis went down to talk to security, telling him that what Boyfriend had just said and that Neighbour was a fucking good actress. Security then came up with the two of them and knocked on the door, to which Neighbour then opened.

Not long afterwards, more security came. One was talking to the couple in the room, and another shooed Ryan and Bf Sis away. Then, the only thing I knew was that they were talking for a long time and there was one extra security outside Neighbour's door.

After a while, things got pretty quiet. I think Boyfriend and security left. But I dunno about Neighbour. Her room is darn quiet at the moment. She might have left and went God knows where.

I want to talk to her and ask if she's ok. But should I? Would I be interfering? What if she thinks that I am interfering and sits on me cos I annoyed her? She's a pretty big girl and she could squash me like a bug.

Zomg. I feel so puny now.

O_O"

i love cookies

This post it like, sooooo outdated. Meant to post this up a long, long time ago; back when Writing Credit haven't even started. But being the Msian that I truly am, I procrastinated. Ah well, better late than never.

Sooooo, one fine day, our dear Maria decided to bake some cookies. So as usual, the three of us went to kepo help her. Three's a crowd and four is a uhhh... stroke of brilliance! See for yourself why!

The product of our artsy-fartsy creativity!

Hmmm, artsy-fartsy got a wee bit out of hand

Yes, they were thaaat big

Don't get dirty thoughts, ppl

Wondering who were the geniuses who created such intelligent cookie shapes?

Yours truly - TCD (The Cookie Designers)

Huiyoh! How did this get in here?!