butter me up

Sometimes, the people here come up with the lamest names for their butter. I literally laughed my arse off when I saw the brand of my own butter in my fridge the other day.

I knowwww, right?

LOLOLOL! Here's some other dumb names.

I cant believe it's not Butter! and You'd butter believe it!

Utterly Butterly

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Best of all is this one...

This is the bomb! ROFL!!!

Woe is the son whose name was inspired by butter.

Nyahahahhaha! Before I end, here's a little something to make your day. :)

Yea...

i need a punching bag

Arrrgggghhhh!

I need to rant! Rant! Rant! Rant! Rant!

I hate the UK economy right now! I hate long distance! I hate being jobless and broke! I hate not having my own place! I hate stupid chavs who say I am too skinny! Just because you like girls with a ghetto bubble ass, don't call my arse skinny! I hate having an imperfect complexion! I haaatttteeeee PMS-ing!

Fuh~ Ok, end of rant.

wtf... i want to look like that too!

OMGWTFBBQORANGUTAN!!! To all the girls out there, you MUST watch this!

Waaaa, I tell you all hor, what I wouldn't give to look like Qiang Qiang! I seriously admire her make up skills. I imagine it must take her 2 hours to put on her face, and a lot of money cos the amount of make up she uses per day. My gawd. But what the heck, who cares so long as you walk out the door looking like this everyday and u get guys dumping cash on you. My only issue with the make up is that I would prefer her to use slightly more natural lashes. Other than that, purr-fect!

To be honest, Qiang Qiang is naturally cute being bare faced. The commentators were quite harsh in saying she's ugly without any make up on. But one thing they said in particular was quite true, I felt - "Its not even make up, its a disguise". Yea, well. If any boys are reading this, look closely at your girlfriends; what does her real face look like? What hideous monster is hiding underneath those layers of slap? *gasp*

Nonetheless, her transformation does inspire me somewhat to wear more make up. Nyahahahaha... bimbotic, I know. You can't sue me for loving the fake look. *sticks tongue out*

Make up time! :D :D :D