so sinful. tsk~

So I took this test on Facebook earlier on. Its called "Which of the 7 Deadly Sins Are You?" And the result came to be... lust. Wtf. I thought I'd be Pride. So I randomly googled a quiz on the seven sins and turns out, I'm... lust. Again. Wtf.

Sexily lustful

Anyhow, I googled Lust. I need in-depth info on it. Ehehehe...



Words too small for you to read? Then just click on the image to enlarge. I'm feeling kinda lazy to type it out for y'all. Hmmm... can I be Sloth now? To be honest, I don't think I am thaaat lustful. Evidence shown below.

Nah, who is the lustful one now?

***EDITED***

Since the internet accused me of being Lust, although the evidence above points otherwise, I went and took this test to see what's my lust scale.

I tell you hor, that was the dumbest test I've ever taken! I literally laughed my ass off! First off, the test questions and answers were unbelievably dumb. Take for example:

Question 1: I would describe an orgasm as
a) the most mind-blowingly fabulous experience a human can have
b) the evil finger of Satan tugging on my genitals

WTF??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Here's another one.

Question 3: When I imagine the naked body of an extremely attractive person, I get the urge to
a) masturbate like a frenzied chimp
b) drip hot wax on my offensive, revolting private parts

...

Actually, if you're the type that likes S&M, option (b) isn't too bad. Its just a pity they had to label your privates as "offensive" and "revolting". Ahahahahah!

Question 6: The oldest and most honorable profession is
a) Motherhood
b) Prostitution

Ohmygawd! Can anybody tell me what the fuck is wrong this question? Or what the diao is wrong with the person who came up with such a question? And oh, here's my lust scale prognosis.

You have befouled the temple of your body with your Lustful ways. Your spouse-swapping, meat-beating, porn-ogling depravity is like a sickness. There is little hope for you unless you renounce your past and start a new life under an assumed identity.


*sobs*

I am sick. And there is no cure or any hope for me. How sad. Its too sad.

*sobs even more*