Yes, yes. I am finally blogging again. So sorry to my less than 10 readers out there. U know how when your life becomes super happening, your blog just goes into a coma? If that never happened to you, omg you sad, sad creature.
Nyahahaha!
Ok, enough with being mean. A note of warning to y'all - this post contains no pics. So if you are a self-proclaimed bimbo who cannot comprehend words, do come back at a later time for future posts. I guarantee you, they will have pics; I need to sort them out a bit before I start posting.
Earlier today, dear Ben asked what happened to my leg. I have a hideous scar on my right thigh which makes for very unsexy legs. Please click here for a reminder of the cause of it.
Neway, he's the third person who asked me abt this fucker on my leg. Believe it or not, this has actually inspired me to write a post. Yeah. A sad moment to break the momentum of happening-ness.
So I came up with an answer scheme for the question What Happened to Your Leg?
Answer 1:
Its from surgery last year. (Then they'd ask why and I'd proceed with an A-Z story)
Answer 2:
I happened to spill boiling hot water on that particular patch. I am so smart because I did not scald my entire leg; just that particular spot. And I purposely turned my upper body backwards cos I think that the back of my thigh looks the best with a scar. Whooo! I am so smart. (Its true that someone actually asked me if I scalded myself with hot water there. Poyooooooo... *sweats*)
Answer 3:
(Excitedly) Damn, I tell you! I got into a gang fight last year, and this bitch took a knife and stabbed me right there! And I grabbed the knife out and stabbed at her chest(!), and then her boob exploded! Phwarrrr!!! Take that, bitch!
LOL. I actually gave Ben the third answer. He was amused. And I can't stop laughing cos I managed to conjure the image of an exploding boob. I found it comical, frankly.
Ahahahhahahahhahaha. I am so funny.
Nyahahaha!
Ok, enough with being mean. A note of warning to y'all - this post contains no pics. So if you are a self-proclaimed bimbo who cannot comprehend words, do come back at a later time for future posts. I guarantee you, they will have pics; I need to sort them out a bit before I start posting.
Earlier today, dear Ben asked what happened to my leg. I have a hideous scar on my right thigh which makes for very unsexy legs. Please click here for a reminder of the cause of it.
Neway, he's the third person who asked me abt this fucker on my leg. Believe it or not, this has actually inspired me to write a post. Yeah. A sad moment to break the momentum of happening-ness.
So I came up with an answer scheme for the question What Happened to Your Leg?
Answer 1:
Its from surgery last year. (Then they'd ask why and I'd proceed with an A-Z story)
Answer 2:
I happened to spill boiling hot water on that particular patch. I am so smart because I did not scald my entire leg; just that particular spot. And I purposely turned my upper body backwards cos I think that the back of my thigh looks the best with a scar. Whooo! I am so smart. (Its true that someone actually asked me if I scalded myself with hot water there. Poyooooooo... *sweats*)
Answer 3:
(Excitedly) Damn, I tell you! I got into a gang fight last year, and this bitch took a knife and stabbed me right there! And I grabbed the knife out and stabbed at her chest(!), and then her boob exploded! Phwarrrr!!! Take that, bitch!
LOL. I actually gave Ben the third answer. He was amused. And I can't stop laughing cos I managed to conjure the image of an exploding boob. I found it comical, frankly.
Ahahahhahahahhahaha. I am so funny.
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