i want to show off

Therefore, you should read this. So that I can have someone to show off to. I don't want to show off to the wall. That'll be downright stupid; which I am abosolotely nort.

Let me show you my latest splurges!

Miaowr~

Miaowr~ x2

I am the-very-the-happiest! Yesh, when I am happy, I don't make sense. But point is, I finally got a pair of red lingerie which I've been wanting for ages! And something sexy on the side as well. And it was on sale too! A matchy pair for just 15 quid. La Senza is evil! It made me a shopaholic and now is seriously not a good time to be one.

I need to write a new note to Santa - can you please give me a fat wad of cash? In return, I'll have sex with ur wife for ur viewing pleasure. You know you want it.

And here's what I got from Oxford!

A piece of dead snake

I love prints, as the whole world should know by now; and I also love bargains! I got this baby on sale from River Island in Oxford! Wheeee! I just made myself sound so cheapskate. Ah~ Cheapskates are smart ppl cos we know how to get gorgeous stuff at lower prices. Proud to be one!

^^

Ok, its the end of my show off. Thank you for being jealous. Now you can all get back to your lives.