i love ultraman

Some people love checking out toy stores. For me, I'd only walk into one if I have nothing better to do or someone dragged me there; which was exactly what happened yesterday.

Was walking with Ah Ma, Maria and Naima to the new market for lunch when Maria spotted a cobbler and decided to have her heels fixed. So we went into the toy store in which the cobbler was sitting outside of - we had to kill time and the store has air-con!

I say, toy stores have some pretty interesting, if not, wacky stuff. I had a good laugh and seriously salute the people who came up with the idea for such toys.

Do you people remember Ultraman? Back in the days when we were still innocent toddlers, we would sit in front of the tv with mouths wide open, deliriously impressed with the way Ultraman enlarged himself in 0.1 nanosecond to save Japan from inflatable monsters. Yes, Ultraman was the ultimate superhero then.

Air Asia's next aircraft would look like this - guaranteed to increase ticket sales!

"Japan... I save u from ugly monster! Hwah!"

Ultraman warming himself up before a fight

Ah, Ultraman - our childhood hero. After disappearing for many years, Ultraman finally made a comeback!

As a kiddy bicycle!

"I take u for ride! Hwah!"

Ultraman revamped!

Hahahaha!

And to all of you Transformers fans, why exactly do you like Transformers? Is it cos they look cool like the pic below?

The uber cool Optimus Prime

Cool huh? BUT! Do not be deceived! Transformers are actually gay vehicles with a fetish for red heels!

Transformers like 'em red!

No wonder so many guys are opting for a sex change nowadays. Even Transformers are turning gay. The next time you see Transformers, they'll probably be prancing around in metal lingerie fighting over Dakota Fanning's Barbie dolls.

Hahahahah! Don't you just love toy stores now? Oh so entertaining! Ohohoho!

long overdue homework

Hello, hello, hello!

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Ok, the Ms Usha bug stops there. I can't believe I started with 3 hellos! Ms Usha is so gonna be proud of me. For you readers who do not know who the friggin' hell Ms Usha is, she's my Land Law lecturer who lurvs saying "hello!!~~~" while waving her hands in the air with a record of 50 something repetitions in one lecture alone. She nearly killed us that day.

Anywayyyy, this is my first post for the year 2008 and yeah, it took me 2 weeks to update but hey, at least I did something; unlike some bloggers who vanished suddenly after just one or a few posts...

*coughmariaanddajiecough*!

But, my first post of the year is to complete my long overdue homework. T_T

Tagged by Ah Ma
PASS THE QUIZ TO 10 PEOPLE THAT YOU WISH TO KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU.
1) Tracy
2) Cheryl
3) Suwen
4) Jamie
5) Jacyn
6) Melvyn
7) Mak
8) Pinky
9) May
10) Octopus

WHO IS NO. 7 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
Jacyn

WHO IS NO. 9 HAVING RELATIONSHIP WITH?
No one. She's gorgeously single and available! *winks*

IF NO.9 AND NO.1 ARE TOGETHER, WILL IT BE A GOOD THING?
Omigawd!

WHAT ABOUT NO. 1 AND NO. 5?
If that were true, No.7 would most probably jump off a building.

WHAT IS NO. 3 STUDYING?
Law

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU CHATTED WITH NO. 6?
Just this afternoon. We were bitchin'. Ohohoho!

DOES NO. 4 WORK?
Nope

DOES NO. 8 HAS ANY COUSIN IN HIS/HER OWN SCHOOL?
No

WILL YOU WOO NO. 8?
No. I'm perfectly straight!

HOW ABOUT NO. 5?
No, cos No.7 would drown himself this time if he's still alive from the 'jumping off the building'...

DOES NO. 2 HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?
Yeah

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW ABOUT NO.3 AND NO.4?
Study in the same course lah!

WHERE DOES NO.1 LIVE AT?
Subang Jaya

HOW DID YOU GET TO KNOW NO.2?
Coursemate mah!

IS NO.5 THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD?
Nope, cos I think I am the sexiest. Hahahaha! (Juz kidding!)


Tagged by Jo Jo
The rules are:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules.
2. List eight (8) random facts about yourself.
3. Tag eight (8) people.

8 Random Facts of Wildberry
1) I'm having a headache right now but surprisingly, I'm blogging -_-"
2) I love ice cream and chocolates
3) I daydream a lot
4) I love shopping
5) I love all mah gurls!
6) I adore dogs
7) I can be bitchy at times
8) I'm also quite moody

Hmmm, I'm not gonna tag anyone cos really, the tag is just gonna go round and round and round. Not much point to tag...


Another tag by Jo Jo
10 people you love. (excluding family members)
My Ji-muis! + My Girls! + My ex-housemates! ---> That's definitely more than 10.

10 things you want to do before you die
1) Achieve my dreams
2) Travel the world
3) Do some kind of charity work
4) Open a chain of cool bars
5) Get myself a sports car of my dreams
6) Go to a stripclub
7) Have separate dates with Yunho and Junsu
8) Go on tour with Breaking Benjamin
9) Design a collection for Donatella Versace
10) Go drifting with world class pros

10 things you cannot live without
1) Music
2) Family
3) Friends
4) My phone
5) My laptop
6) Internet
7) Money
8) Food
9) Fashion mags
10) Oxygen

10 things you love about your country (Dang! This is a tough one!)
1) My hometown
2) The food
3) Mega Sales
4) The harmony which supposedly exists among the races
5) The different languages which we speak
6) Pirated stuff
7) The islands
8) Mount Kinabalu
9) Summer season the entire year
10) The nightlife

10 bad habits
1) Bitchy
2) Moody
3) Procrastinates
4) Sleep a lot
5) Not much regard for rules or conventions
6) Addicted to the internet
7) Often daydreams
8) Envious
9) Vengeful
10) Sarcastic

10 attitudes that turns you off
1) Sluttiness
2) Rudeness
3) Hypocrites
4) People who would only befriend u if they see the benefit of it
5) Selfishness
6) Those that talk only but don't dare to actually carry it out
7) Never admit their own wrongdoing
8) Blames others for their faults
9) Possesiveness
10) Arrogance

10 words to describe yourself. (5 good and 5 bad)
1) Loyal to my family and friends
2) Can be trusted with secrets
3) Responsible
4) Assertive
5) Helpful
*I sound so conceited! @_@*
6) Rarely punctual
7) Moody
8) Bitchy
9) Procrastinates
10) Sarcastic

10 favourite bands (and groups too?)
1) 동방신기
2) Breaking Benjamin
3) Evanescence
4) Nickelback
5) Papa Roach
6) P.O.D
*erm... that's it*

10 most prized possessions
1) Family
2) Friends
3) My laptop
4) My phone
5) My mp3
6) Make-up set
7) Memoribilias
8) My soft toys
9) My bags and shoes
10) Sanitary pads - would die without them!

yet another slut

Sigh...

The world is so damn full of sluts. First, we have Sluts A and B, followed by Slut C and Slut D. Now, tah-dah! We are cursed with another. What's peculiar about this slut is that she - yes, she - refused to reveal her name; stating that she won't stoop that low.

Urmmmm, hiding behind 'anonymous' and dumping trash on people's blog isn't exactly acting very high-class. Its actually stooping quite - no, make that extremely low, and she still dared to say that she won't stoop that low. That's called slapping your own face, my dear anonymous. Oh gosh, please don't make a habit out of it cos ur already FUGLY to begin with.

O.o

Ah well, for her sake, I shall now name her Fuck the Anonymous. So ppl, what happened was, Fuck the Anonymous has been crapping shamelessly on my blog ever since the week Sha-lene announced to me that she found my blog (How? By googling her name!). And needless to say, she's too cowardly to reveal herself.

Here's the conversation in the chatterbox, in case any of my beloved readers missed it (I can't remember the exact conversation but I hope you all get the gist of it):

Anonymous: Do u mean that Slut C is Slut B's roommate and not Slut A's?
Wildberry: Oh yeah, ur right. My mistake. The world has too many sluts nowadays...
Anonymous: Then I think u need to get laid...
Wildberry: After you...

At this point, my great friends stood up for me (love y'all and a big, big hug to y'all!) and pathetic little Fuck the Anonymous can only come up with:
Anonymous: Fuck!
Wildberry: So anonymous, ur name is FUCK?! Wow, ur parents must've hated u when they named u.
Anonymous: My name is not fuck - bla bla bla~ (non-sensical ramblings) I think u need to get laid to know what it means to be a slut.

O.o

Fuiyoh! I think she couldn't have made it more obvious. Fuck the Anonymous is a Slut herself! Aiyoyo... Then why'd you put yourself under 'anonymous'? If you're a slut, then own up to it! At least it would've saved you whatever little drop of dignity you have left then.

And anyway, if you have something against me or my blog, why'd u even read it? Go do something which is more worth your time, ie. getting fucked. After all, you're a slut...

And let me tell you this; despite how much I despise Slut A, I still have some shred of respect for her cos I have to admit, she's not bad as a mooter. As for you, Fuck the Anonymous, I simply can't respect someone who is too cowardly to step out of her 'veil of secrecy' and who tries to pretend to be someone else, ie. her roommate.

Get a life and your own identity please. Oh, your mocks are coming up in less than a month from now; so study hard and try not to nosy so much in my blog ok? Won't want you to blame me for your mediocre results. In case you're thinking "How would Wildbery know that I'm a first year? Cheh!" my answer to you is: Whatever~ Once a slut, always a slut; be it a first year or a second year.

And oooohhhh... you're from law school!
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Big deal.

Hey Slut, it doesn't make you any special cos I'm a law student too and so are the 80% of readers of this blog.

*rolls eyes*

And oh again. The next time you decide to 'blast' me, can you please step it up a bit? I'm quite disappointed really cos ur comments have been pretty tame and well, lousy. And ur supposed to be a law student... Even the barks of my dog have more sting to it. You're seriously waaaaaaaaayyyyyy below par.

This time, if you do want to spew more rubbish on my blog, please do it as a comment to this post. That way you can type an essay of pitiful curses instead of a limited space on the chatterbox.

A final message for Fuck the Anonymous; you should be grateful that I actually bothered to dedicate this post to you. Seriously, ur a waste of time and I have wasted more than enough time. So this will be the last time you will hear from me. I promise, I shall not reply to whatever lame shit you comment on.

*smiles*

Happy 'blasting Wildberry' and happy holidays! And play safe; AIDS isn't a cool way to die.

^_^