Thursday, May 8, 2008

i love car shows

What's the first thing u look at when u go to a car show? The cars or the models? Can't decide? Let me help u. Below are pics from a Ferrari car show.

*Winks*

Hot chicks

That's one lucky race car

Those are melons, I tell ya!


And here are some pics from a Kia car show.

O.O"

-_-"

...


To those of you who feel like dipping ur eyes into acid right now, I'm sorry I didn't warn u. At least u learnt a lesson - u should look at the cars. So, did I help? ^_^





tag ahoy

Like what Ah Ma said, why do people like to ask so many questions??? The answer is, because people like us always answer them!

-_-"

Anyway, a word of caution to my dear readers, I'm doing this tag in a very bad mood. So the answers might be somewhat... err, cranky-ish. But I guess u all enjoy seeing me having bitch-fits. Ah, lets get started.


1) What is the most important thing in your life?
Family and friends

2) Will you consider a sexual relationship before marriage?
Why do u wanna know?

3) Do you smoke?
Nope

4) What is the latest gadget that you own?
Urm... I can't remember

5) Who did you mostly text yesterday?
Ja Yee

6) How old are you & are you a virgin?
I'm 22 and yep, I'm as virginal as a virgin can possibly be

7) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
Dinner

8) Where do you wish to get married?
In the zoo with gorrilas as my bridesmaid ... ... ... if u believed that, u'd be an idiot

9) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
Wtf. Wait, let me consult my crystal ball

10) How many kids do you want?
NONE AT ALL. To my future husband (if I ever find one) why don't u try giving birth instead? Anyway, if I ever do change my mind, u gotta be the luckiest bastard on earth if I pop one out for u.

12) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
Does Asia Cafe count?

13) Name the latest book that you bought?
Vivi Magazine! Woohoo!

14) What is your full name?
Samantha Ho (my chinese name is none of ur business)

15) Do you prefer your mother or father?
To the stupid idiot who came up with such an idiotic question (was it u, Ms Usha?), please remove ur tiny little pea of a brain and boil pea-soup with it

16) Do you believe in GOD?
Oh, yes

17) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
Michael Jackson. I wanna pull his nose off and run away laughing with glee, his nose high up in the air

18) Christina or Britney?
Christina, definitely

19) Do you do your own laundry?
Of cos, I'm no pampered bitch

20) The most exciting place you want to go?
For now, Bangkok! Oooh, I can't wait!

21) Hugs or kisses?
Both. The more the better, heheheh...

22) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
Five things about Ms Teng:
- She loves watermelon
- She adores Juicy Couture
- She's one heck of a drama queen
- She has amazing assets *coughcough!*
- She talks like nobody's business

8 things I am passionate about, other than church, family and friends: (in random order)
- Art
- Music
- Fashion
- Travelling
- Emoting
- Animals
- Yoga
- Food

8 things I say too often:
- Shit
- Oh wait...
- True hor
- Bitch
- Exactly
- Ya lar!
- Bloody hell
- What the fuck
(My, my... I'm quite vulgar, aren't I? Shit.)

8 books I’ve read recently:
- Land Law
- Equity and Trusts
- Constitutional and Administrative Law
- International Law
- Statute books
- Vivi mag
- Kawaii mag
- ...

8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
As long as I like it, I can listen to it over and over again.

8 things I learned last year:
- People change
- Shit happens
- How to survive for one month on biscuits
- That body odour can kill
- How to hide the TV remote from my dad and change his golf channels, muahaha!
- How to run away from my dad whenever I do that
- I'm actually quite happy with my boobs (I don't care what u say, girls. Its PROPORTIONATE)
- I love chocolate cream biscuits








Thursday, May 1, 2008

omg.wtf.bbq.orangutan

Dear God...

Let me PASS my Land Law pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

I feel so relieved that Land Law is finally over. But, now would be a good time to worry about whether what I did was enough to secure a pass. Seriously, Land Law is hell. And I just found out to my surprise that one of my coursemates actually quit Law School right before finals, thanks to the stress of Land Law!

The only exclamation which I can come up with in response to that is ---> WTF???

Its such a waste of time and money to go through a hellish 2nd year of Law School and when you've finally reached the end of it, you quit???!!! Pffftt! If you can't handle a bit of stress, you are going to DIE when u finally enter the real world. Grow up, my dear. Mommy and Daddy aren't going to be there to shelter you for the rest of your pampered little princess life.

On a less bitchier note (why am I such a bitch? Haizzz...), this has got to be the weirdest mannequin I have ever seen in my entire life.




Hahahaha! I couldn't stop laughing the moment I laid eyes on that thing. That's the most retarded mannequin in the history of mankind! What the hell was that body half-bent with the butt sticking out pose supposed to mean? "Come and sniff my butt" or "I wanna sniff your butt"? Or maybe, it means "I need to fart but air won't come out so I have puuuussshhh! Uuuunnnnggghh!"

Errr... how is that supposed to sell the clothes? With such a stupid pose, the mannequin makes the outfit look bad and all I could think of was "Please stay away from my ass".

It gives kids nightmares and it gives me the creeps. Oh, can someone please steal that horrible thing and place it outside Ms Usha's door? Make sure its butt is facing her doorway, thank you. I think Ms Usha will love it to bits. Its just so her.