Thursday, May 1, 2008

omg.wtf.bbq.orangutan

Dear God...

Let me PASS my Land Law pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

I feel so relieved that Land Law is finally over. But, now would be a good time to worry about whether what I did was enough to secure a pass. Seriously, Land Law is hell. And I just found out to my surprise that one of my coursemates actually quit Law School right before finals, thanks to the stress of Land Law!

The only exclamation which I can come up with in response to that is ---> WTF???

Its such a waste of time and money to go through a hellish 2nd year of Law School and when you've finally reached the end of it, you quit???!!! Pffftt! If you can't handle a bit of stress, you are going to DIE when u finally enter the real world. Grow up, my dear. Mommy and Daddy aren't going to be there to shelter you for the rest of your pampered little princess life.

On a less bitchier note (why am I such a bitch? Haizzz...), this has got to be the weirdest mannequin I have ever seen in my entire life.




Hahahaha! I couldn't stop laughing the moment I laid eyes on that thing. That's the most retarded mannequin in the history of mankind! What the hell was that body half-bent with the butt sticking out pose supposed to mean? "Come and sniff my butt" or "I wanna sniff your butt"? Or maybe, it means "I need to fart but air won't come out so I have puuuussshhh! Uuuunnnnggghh!"

Errr... how is that supposed to sell the clothes? With such a stupid pose, the mannequin makes the outfit look bad and all I could think of was "Please stay away from my ass".

It gives kids nightmares and it gives me the creeps. Oh, can someone please steal that horrible thing and place it outside Ms Usha's door? Make sure its butt is facing her doorway, thank you. I think Ms Usha will love it to bits. Its just so her.


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