i'm so lazy

Went to Oxford like roughly 2 weeks ago to celebrate Ah Ma's birthday. And we had a blast!

Walked around Oxford, camwhored, went boating where we had hands-on experience on punting which was fucking awesome, camwhored, ate dinner in Jamie Oliver's Kitchen which was fucking expensive but ohmygawd-the-food-were-delicious-yum! and camwhored.

I planned to blog about this thing ages ago, and its only now that I finally got down to doing it. But the moment my arse hit the chair, laziness set in. So I'm gonna do the whole read about it here, here, here and here thing.

Clickety-clicky-clicky!
Oxford Part 1
Oxford Part 2

K la, k la. I shall upload videos of our professional punting skills soon. We were so good at punting, someone should make a movie out of it and call it Boat Meets Tree.

That's it for now!

oh come on now!

I got a sunburn! A fucking awful sunburn! In UK! Like, wtf??? I thought this only happens in Malaysia!



See, see, see! Its the imprint of my tank top along with my bra strap line! Urgh. So horrible. If I had known that I would have gotten sunburnt even here, I would've lather up the sunblock and wore a tube. Now I can't wear my tube dress to go clubbing. Ci bai.

On a random note, here's a pic taken from outside my window.

Aunty the very fat sunbathing... with an umbrella. -_-"

I swear, those jugs must be at least G cups.

whooops!

Yes, yes. I am finally blogging again. So sorry to my less than 10 readers out there. U know how when your life becomes super happening, your blog just goes into a coma? If that never happened to you, omg you sad, sad creature.

Nyahahaha!

Ok, enough with being mean. A note of warning to y'all - this post contains no pics. So if you are a self-proclaimed bimbo who cannot comprehend words, do come back at a later time for future posts. I guarantee you, they will have pics; I need to sort them out a bit before I start posting.

Earlier today, dear Ben asked what happened to my leg. I have a hideous scar on my right thigh which makes for very unsexy legs. Please click here for a reminder of the cause of it.

Neway, he's the third person who asked me abt this fucker on my leg. Believe it or not, this has actually inspired me to write a post. Yeah. A sad moment to break the momentum of happening-ness.

So I came up with an answer scheme for the question What Happened to Your Leg?

Answer 1:
Its from surgery last year. (Then they'd ask why and I'd proceed with an A-Z story)

Answer 2:
I happened to spill boiling hot water on that particular patch. I am so smart because I did not scald my entire leg; just that particular spot. And I purposely turned my upper body backwards cos I think that the back of my thigh looks the best with a scar. Whooo! I am so smart. (Its true that someone actually asked me if I scalded myself with hot water there. Poyooooooo... *sweats*)

Answer 3:
(Excitedly) Damn, I tell you! I got into a gang fight last year, and this bitch took a knife and stabbed me right there! And I grabbed the knife out and stabbed at her chest(!), and then her boob exploded! Phwarrrr!!! Take that, bitch!


LOL. I actually gave Ben the third answer. He was amused. And I can't stop laughing cos I managed to conjure the image of an exploding boob. I found it comical, frankly.

Ahahahhahahahhahaha. I am so funny.