Saturday, April 26, 2008

out of my head

Question: What happens when you fail to register an easement expressly granted out of a registered estate?

Answer: The easement is rendered equitable.


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Yeah. Too much land law. My poor brain has been tortured by all this nonsense for God-knows-how-long. And I ain't stopping the onslaught of rubbish on my pitiful brain til May 15th.

The only consolation I can think of now is that at least I'll be out, partying hardy-fardy somewhere in KL city on the night after my final paper in celebration of long-awaited liberty and of cos, Ah Ma's birthday. Woohooo!

Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks. Its just a matter of weeks.

Sigh.

I pray for time to move faster, yet I pray for time to move slower. Wtf. I might as well pray for time to freeze. Then I can steal the exam papers from Taylor's Law School, copy the questions, slave over it and return the papers to the Law Office - no one would realise anything! Ohohoho, those suckers.

Better still, I would change the questions to something less complicated like:
1) Does Ms Usha have body odour? Discuss.
2) Critically assess the implications of coming within close proximity of Ms Usha.
3)
"Ms Usha makes gorrilas look elegant". Explain.


Every single law student would score a bloody First Class. My mama would be so proud.






Monday, April 21, 2008

yoiks

The impending finals are killing me. But before I drown in my own pool of blood, I managed to compile a list of things to do after finals! Yippee!

Things To Do:
1) Get a haircut and maybe, a dye job
2) Learn Korean
3) Sign up for dance class
4) Lose weight
5) Get a cool job that pays
6) Go to Bangkok!(click on word to find out more about the city!)


Waaaa~ Compiling that list made me so happy 'til I realised --- I need money; lots and lots of money for it. Even if I do get a cool job that pays, its nowhere near enough to cover my expenses particularly for the sum of no. 2, 3 and 6!


*screams*

I need a sugar-daddy. Fast.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

hoooooooo boooyyyyy!!!

Somewhere across the globe there exists a heavenly place for women - horny, deprived women. But its also a place for naughty, mischievious or just plain curious females. Its called the Deluxe Restaurant for Women. What in the world does it offer? Hmmm~

*Winks*

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Male waiters with bared asses! *whistles* Them asses damn tooiigghhtt!

And they ain't ur average Joes - they're hot male waiters!

Look, u can even do this! >=)

Its no wonder they love their job, and we love 'em too!




Ahahahaha! I can imagine a certain someone who has a fetish for tight asses drooling all over her lappie at this very moment!

*coughhorsecough*!

Having fun? Muahahah! Its too bad that the exact location of this Deluxe Restaurant remained a secret. To avoid excessive influx of women, maybe? Can't blame them but I pray that its in Amsterdam, cos Amsterdam is on top of my list of places to visit for my Eurotrip next year!

Nyahahahahaha!