Eve's birthday

It was Eve's birthday. Sorry, I forgot what day it was. But it was a great time. Eve is a beautiful girl from Kenya. Very petite but absolutely gorgeous and friendly. So were her friends. They were fucking friendly.

With Eve

With Eve's friends

We had a nice dinner in Bella Italia where this Italian hottie waited on us. Food was delicious and service was good. I loved my waiter's Italian accent. Oh, the way he grounded black pepper onto my pepperoni pizza - mmm... sexy.

After dinner, we had a hell of a time playing with helium balloons. Here's a vid of me in chipmunk mode.

Hmmm... not feelin' the stationary shot

Oh thank God I don't sound like that for real. I would die of embarrassment cos I'm sure once I open my mouth to talk, people will just laugh at me. Its as if I went through a retarded puberty - the voicebox refused to mature. Wtf.

All in all, it was a great evening. Wished we could've joined her for the clubbing though. But nooooo... finals are coming up so we have to sit our arses in our Hall library and study. Wtf wtf.

I can't wait for finals to be over.

so sinful. tsk~

So I took this test on Facebook earlier on. Its called "Which of the 7 Deadly Sins Are You?" And the result came to be... lust. Wtf. I thought I'd be Pride. So I randomly googled a quiz on the seven sins and turns out, I'm... lust. Again. Wtf.

Sexily lustful

Anyhow, I googled Lust. I need in-depth info on it. Ehehehe...



Words too small for you to read? Then just click on the image to enlarge. I'm feeling kinda lazy to type it out for y'all. Hmmm... can I be Sloth now? To be honest, I don't think I am thaaat lustful. Evidence shown below.

Nah, who is the lustful one now?

***EDITED***

Since the internet accused me of being Lust, although the evidence above points otherwise, I went and took this test to see what's my lust scale.

I tell you hor, that was the dumbest test I've ever taken! I literally laughed my ass off! First off, the test questions and answers were unbelievably dumb. Take for example:

Question 1: I would describe an orgasm as
a) the most mind-blowingly fabulous experience a human can have
b) the evil finger of Satan tugging on my genitals

WTF??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Here's another one.

Question 3: When I imagine the naked body of an extremely attractive person, I get the urge to
a) masturbate like a frenzied chimp
b) drip hot wax on my offensive, revolting private parts

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Actually, if you're the type that likes S&M, option (b) isn't too bad. Its just a pity they had to label your privates as "offensive" and "revolting". Ahahahahah!

Question 6: The oldest and most honorable profession is
a) Motherhood
b) Prostitution

Ohmygawd! Can anybody tell me what the fuck is wrong this question? Or what the diao is wrong with the person who came up with such a question? And oh, here's my lust scale prognosis.

You have befouled the temple of your body with your Lustful ways. Your spouse-swapping, meat-beating, porn-ogling depravity is like a sickness. There is little hope for you unless you renounce your past and start a new life under an assumed identity.


*sobs*

I am sick. And there is no cure or any hope for me. How sad. Its too sad.

*sobs even more*

hee hee ha ha

Was playing around with photoshop and decided to test my skills. So I photoshopped my own face for fun. See if you can spot the difference. ^_^




Now I feel like I need plastic surgery. Damn, the evils of photoshop. But after doing that, I got hit by a brilliant idea - why not photoshop my friends' faces? My guy friends. Turn them into beautiful females, even if that's possible to begin with.

So, I took the most best-looking of the bunch:

Aaron H and Melvyn S

Did a bit of work here and there. Took me roughly 2-3 days (I had to juggle studies and all) and voila! They were transformed. Ready to see the babes? Ready? Really, really ready?
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People, I'm happy to introduce to you

Amy Hathaway

Melanie Shia

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Is it just me, or somehow they don't look right? One looks like a drag queen and another looks like a true blue Singaporean Ah Lian. Hmmm, I think my skills need some brushing up.

:P