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I'm now taking a break after one whole day of anime watching, and I really mean one whole day!

Whoa! I seriously gotta give myself a good pat on the back for doing this for the past few days... Atta girl!

Neway, I checked my long neglected mails and had a good laugh - omg, the stupid jokes that I missed out! So, being the kind and generous soul that I am *ahem!* I'm gonna share with the whole wide world these jokes which tickled my funny bones!

This is a good one. Laugh at it and learn from it too!

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
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"There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project...!!!

Ahahaha!

Exclaimer: The following joke may have been around for quite some time, but it never ceases to make my day!

"Why Singaporean Girls Can't Win Miss Universe Title"

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L":

Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter "L":

Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with "L":

Miss USA: Lexus
Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini
Miss Singapore: Lolls-Loyce
Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L":

Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter "L", they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L":

Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU!!

The Judges terus pengsan!

Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Lovely~

*wipes tears away*