Friday, August 14, 2009

catfight with the ex

So, I went to Bournemouth last Tuesday to visit someone.

Need I say more?


Omg. I miss the beach so much! The sand, the sun, the water and of course, that special someone.

*winks*

But that special someone had a psychotic ex who hacked into his Skype and decided to come after me. Firstly, she was up against a law graduate and her command of English was so-so. The very interesting conversation is pasted below. Its a very entertaining read.

who r u? y u writing to my boy friend? dont u have respect to urself?
*** Missed call ***
*** Missed call ***
u fucking bitch stop writing
did u get it?
cant u pick up ur fucking skype
u such a chicken
*** Missed call ***
*** Missed call ***
oh gosh u such a bitch :)
and chicken u cant even answer i ll kick ur ass if u will write him again
thats sos tupid u know coz he wants to fuck u nd nothing more believe me
he cant have relationships with non russian speaker
*** Missed call ***
*** Missed call ***

i stepped out for awhile and so much rubbish got dumped here... my gawd....

don`t write to him
u get me?
I will not let him go

who the fuck are u?

I am hiz girlfriend
we live together
are u *wildberry who calls him all day?

ur living in ur little world arent u?
get out a bit and smell some fresh air
hopefully that will give u a bit of brains
thats all u can come up with?

u r not the first person who tried to take him from me

omg
u are such a sad creature

i will not let him go, I love him, u don`t know how much I love him, he is all my life and I will not let u bitch to take him from me

tough luck honey
i dont know how much u love him and i never will
but i know one thing
he doesnt love u anymore
stop being delusional

thats not true

keep telling urself that

every couple have some misunderstandings and difficulties

hopefully u'll be able to move on
yea, i know
but i think its pretty obvious urs just cant be saved anyore
so stop being such a loser abt it

u r really bitch
u don`t know what love is

and what do u tink u are?
ur an even bigger bitch for doing this underhanded shit
and u call that love?
grow up, stupid

when u love someone u do everything to keep kim
aren`t u?

when u love someone, u want them to be happy
how stupid are u?

u bitch I will find u and kick ur ass

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
that made my day

what the fuck all bitches around?

u are one urself honey

y aren`t u find different guy?

honey, i didnt find him

so?

we just found each other
and the chemistry was there

there is so many other guys, just choose any of them

i dont settle for 2nd best

u must be qite pretty as he has good taste, but u r really bitch

yep
i am Queen Bitch
in case u dont know who ur messing with

dont mess with me

but at leat i am not a psychotic ex
who's messing with u?

I am not ex

u started it

gawd, u really are delusioanl

I know he loves me too

this is so entertaining
yea, he loves u which is why he is with ME
mmmm~
interesting relationship u got there

its all temperary
he will dump u

ah, if u want to think like that
i cant stop u
he already dumped u
i understand
it must be pretty hard on u
tell u what, eat more chocolates

I do everything for him, I cook, clean wash his stuff

its the next best thing to sex

what can u do for him?

hon, if ur not good enough then ur not

u bloody englich bitch

hahahhahahahah
who said i'm english?

or chinise what ever

hahahahhahahahha!
u dont even know who i am and u want to come find me?
laughable

I know that u live in reading

so?

he went there few weeks ago

i knw that u live in bournemouth
so?
jealous?

bitch

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
thank u
i think ur a heck of a bitch too

u will c as soon he sees how shit u r as house wife he`ll dump u
I`m sure u r shit in it
as all u bitches sre

ah, i admit i might not be as good as a housewife as u
but thats cos i have a life
u may be a good housewife
but too bad he left u

I learnt everything just to be with him

honey, get a life

I have boody life!

oh reaaaalllyyy?
thats news to me

u get another boyfriend

no thank u
i got a good one right here
i think u need to get another one

just becouse he is best in sex doesnt mean he is so good as a boyfriend he asks a lot
and he`ll dump u

u just said that he's not good as a bf
yet u want to keep him?
my gawd... do u even know what u want?

he asks a lot

btw, i think he's a great bf
so, i ask a lot too
we compromise

do u ever cooked?
do u ever cleaned?

what, are u my mother now?
ppfffttttt
stp making urself sound like a maid, its not sexy

he`ll dump u as all of bitches he dumped before

and ur one of those bitches which he dumped

and he even will not remember ur name

must be sad being u
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
if he doesnt rmb my name, how would u know it then?

I will not let him go

too bad honey, he is already gone from u

as soon he comes I will talk to him and tell how bitch u r and useless

sure thing

bitch!

i'd like to see how will that turn out for u
the streets will be cold tonight
rmb to bring a thick duvet along

u now what, u fuck off from my boyfriend

ohhhh... he's like a drug to me.... so addictive mmmmmm~~~~

otherwise I will make sure u will be the most ugly girl

just cos ur ugly, dont get jealous now
its alright to be ugly
u'll live
^^

u have no idea, how many guys does after me bitch
have u ever see me?

of course
i think ur gorgeous too physically

what?

heck, i'd even fuck u
but ur ugly from the inside
and thats the worst honey

u`d fuck me?
u bitch

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
sorry, i dont fuck ugly ppl

are u BI?

maybe u;d be better off with some fat bastard

look, why u wont find other guy from ur town?
its long distance between u any way?

why do i need to look further when i already have a good one?
clearly distance doesnt matter
he's living with u and guess whr is his gf from
reading!
open ur pretty little eyes a bit bigger pls

u bitch
he is womanizer n u r just one of j
one of his collection
and nothing more

and u are just his maid
nothing more
and ur master doesnt need u anymore
so i think its high time u got a life

h loves me I know it bitch

whatever~~~

oh fuck off

hahahhahahah!
then why confront me in the first place?


Entertaining eh? Why does drama always look for me, though?



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