For 2 daysssssss!!!!!!!
Took laxative but my gawd, what came out was only enough to fill a teaspoon. To make matters worse, I've had gas in my stomach for days!!! So uncomfortable! I walk around feeling bloated and gassy all day long but I don't fart or burp much.
Wtf.
Did my asshole just shrink or something?! Aaaahhhhh!
Neway, I made myself some strong ginger water and Moko was kind enough to gimme some tablets which were supposed to rid gas and poo from my system. Less than 15 minutes later, she went to the toilet and I just sat there on my gassy arse and watched TV. Ngiao.
Lets hope tmr when I wake up I am gas and poo free. Sigh. Don't wanna go to Bournemouth on Tuesday with a fucking gassed-up bowel. I'm supposed to look sexy, for God's sake!
Took laxative but my gawd, what came out was only enough to fill a teaspoon. To make matters worse, I've had gas in my stomach for days!!! So uncomfortable! I walk around feeling bloated and gassy all day long but I don't fart or burp much.
Wtf.
Did my asshole just shrink or something?! Aaaahhhhh!
Neway, I made myself some strong ginger water and Moko was kind enough to gimme some tablets which were supposed to rid gas and poo from my system. Less than 15 minutes later, she went to the toilet and I just sat there on my gassy arse and watched TV. Ngiao.
Lets hope tmr when I wake up I am gas and poo free. Sigh. Don't wanna go to Bournemouth on Tuesday with a fucking gassed-up bowel. I'm supposed to look sexy, for God's sake!
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