for the ladies

Ok, ladies. Take a good look at this:

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That's right. Nothing. Nothing is wrong with the picture. I'm sure every single girl in this planet called Earth dreams of this. At least, even if not now, there must be some moments in your life where you wanted this.

Here comes the mother of all questions. Ding Dong! Either ur single and fabulously available or ur in a long distance relationship and ur bf is probably not with you at this very moment or ur on the verge of breaking up or bla bla bla... and you feel lonely. What's a girl to do?

And here is where Wildberry comes in. I've made a list of what-to-do to help ease that lonely feeling, so read on! (I seem to be having some 'Guide To Life' streak lately... =.=)

Tips for the Lonely Girl to Ease Loneliness :D
1) Pig out. I know it doesn't sound good, but trust me, it feels guuuuuuuuddddd. Just go to the kitchen and tuck into that bucket of chocolate ice cream! None? Then order a pizza! Whatever! Stop worrying about the calories, girl! You can always work it off... hopefully.

2) If ur a smoker, then smoke the shit outta urself until u pass out. Ran out of fags? Crash ur frens'! Hey, its just once in a while. And u'll let them crash urs when the need arises, of cos. Make sure u do that. No joke. Don't want ur frens to hate u, u know.

3) If ur an alcoholic, or even if ur not, grab urself a bottle of wine. Or beer. Or vodka. Or whiskey. Well, anything that contains alcohol except nail varnish. Get drunk. Ur throbbing headache will be one heck of a distraction and being drunk enough to simply collapse on ur bed brings the snooze in almost immediately. No sleepless night!

4) Talk to ur girlfriends! They are the ones whom u can trust to be vulnerable once in a while. And they will be bound to try and cheer u up. Most importantly, they know how to listen. U'll feel much better even if they can't offer any advice, plus, it comes with free hugs! How good is that?

5) Catch up with old friends. U'll realise that what the heck, I've missed so much! U'll be so busy catching up with one another, u'll forget why u were lonely in the first place.

6) Go out! Get those sexy things on you, Miss Thing! There's nothing like feeling sexy to pick ur mood up again. Gather some girlfriends and hit the night scene. Just be careful though, cos ur most likely to get urself into some unecessary shit when feeling down. So make sure ur out with a couple of ur trusted frens who know how to take care of u.

7) Get horny! This may be contradictory cos u may be thinking; won't it make me feel lonelier if I were to get horny without my boyfriend around me? Wrong! Watch porn and get kinky with yourself! If u haven't tried masturbating, now is the time to start! Just play with urself until ur exhausted and fall into a satisfied sleep!

8) Hug ur pillow and cry urself to sleep. Not emotionally helpful, but at least u'll be sleeping at the end. Not recommended for suicidals.

Well, ladies... Hope this Guide To Life session has been helpful. Of cos, there are so many more things which u can do to induce a good night's sleep, but these are just some suggestions from my side when u simply can't think of anything to curb that lonely feeling.

I've personally tried some of what I shared with u ladies out there. It doesn't make u feel any less lonely or make that pesky feeling go away, but I can guarantee, at least, u'll get some sleep.

And for now, my best friend tonight is a bottle of Smirnoff. Ciaozzz, darlings!


:)