My life is so damn sad right now. I don't suppose it can go any lower. But lets not jinx it ok? I hate to imagine what could be worse than now.
The whole world knows that I am currently trying to earn a living in UK. One big fat fail, despite my qualifications. Expected the economy to pick up, but oh shit, oh shit. Its still in the dumps.
Luckily still, I was able to find work in a fastfood establishment. I know I shouldn't complain but, omgwtfbbqorangutan! It is ruining my life! The pay is full blown cow shit, the workload is simply ridiculous and the hours uncertain. And to add insult to injury, their uniforms are ultimate fugli-ness. I feel like an impoverished third-world country child, slaving away in some hidden factory for a mere 5cents a day.
Child labour - its a crime against humanity
Ok, fineeee. I'm no child. But still, the point here is labour exploitation. My employers pay so little, its a struggle just to scrap enough money to pay rent. And they expect you to work like some kuli. What the hell.
I don't give a fart; I'm not going to mop the floors or clean the toilets or what-nots. My mother's daughter is not built for such physical labour! Fart you, employers! With the pay ur giving me, you can wipe your own toilet seats! Hah!
Ok, before they sack me for forever being sick when I have to clean up, lets pray that some legal firm in London offers me a position with them. Fingers crossed!
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