Its finally summer in UK. The temperature actually hit 26 degrees last week. This week? Oh, not bad. 13 degrees.
Dear UK weather,
Ur such a bitch. I understand that in autumn and especially winter, u feel obligated to drop the temperatures to negative; just so u can have a laugh at us, mere mortals, who try not be frozen statues on the streets. U've had 6 months of cold cruelty. Hey, ur a bit more generous with spring by rising the temperatures a bit, I do appreciate it. However, now is summer. Its just 3 months of warmth and sun. Its not going to kill u to be hot and warm for such a short period of time. Can u please stop being such a bitch? U bitch.
Sincerely,
Not A Bitch.
On a different note, I finally bought myself a new bikini! Yay! Shame about my other bikini though cos I've only wore it once and I can no longer fit into it. *tears* I gots my new bikini from Topshop for a bargain - the cashier gave me a student discount! Woaahhh. I must be wearing my lucky panties that day.
As if I'm going to show it to u before wearing it first
The thing about losing weight is that, u don't have to worry about looking fat when taking pictures. Do you know that pictures add about 10 pounds? O_O But the sad thing is, I've lost my curves. *more tears* I am almost back to my prebuscent body. Like, wtf! I'm supposed to look womanly and feminine. Never in my life did I imagine I will have a size 6 butt. Yes, size 6! Omgwtfbbqorangutan! Its tiiiinnnnnyyyyy!!!!! And cleavage? Ah, those were back in the days. Been trying to gain weight to coax curves back into my life. But wtf, the more I ate, the more I go to the toilet. Wa-hey... to think that constipation used to be my best friend.
Thank goodness I'm still able to find a bikini that fits in UK. Surprise, surprise. The only thing to do now is wait for Mr Sun to appear. Just show up, u goddamn sun!
1 guilty confessions:
as i remembered last year, the sun came out ONE friggin day. after tat go holiday again. good luck this year! :D
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