They're soft, they jiggle, they're a sight to behold (especially when they're jiggling) and they nourish. They're soft landing to break a fall. Unless if yours are made of bouncy silicones, you don't even touch the ground - you merely bounce back up to standing position. In a superficial world, they give power to the women over men, except gay men of course.
Boobs. Powerful cushions since the beginning of mankind. And yes, obviously, this post is basically about typical dumb superficiality but since my camera is without its cable and power charger, boobs it is. You can either read on, or click elsewhere.
Mmmmmm~ Cleavage. Women themselves want bigger boobs for that killer cleavage. Not because they want male attention... Nah, who am I kidding? Its always a good thing to get shitloads of attention from the opposite sex.
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I digress. Women want bigger boobs because it makes us feel more feminine. We are vain creatures that want to look good. Wearing a dress with not enough to fill the top part of the dress is equivalent to wearing a genuine mink coat. Its a crime. If you want to wear a sexy body-hugging dress, make sure you have the boobs for it. We want an hourglass figure; big boobs, tiny waist and a nice pert bum like Kylie Minogue.
You know what, I don't even know what bullshit I'm typing here anymore. Erm, ta-ta...
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