public display of horniness

After the previous emo post, its now time for a bitchy one. Oho! How long have I not bitched? Aaaaaggeessss...

Public Display of Affection (PDA)... oh darling, u are sooo yesterday. Welcome to the era of Public Display of Horniness (PDH)! PDH is the new black! Yay.

*cue eye rolls*

For you bodoh sial ppl out there, let me give you some visual aid on the difference between the two:

PDA

PDH (usually involves some body part grabs ie. boobs or butt)

Aihhh. Why is it so hard to find a proper picture of PDH. But well, u get my point. It oozes horniness. As if they're doing a massive favour to the universe for not fucking there and then. And guess what? This is what I have to live with almost every single day. Whoopdeedoo!

Being a couple, I understand that you guys want to be loving to each other 24/7. I understand that you can't help showing some PDA cos hey, you love ur partner. Good for you. A little stolen kiss every now and then, some hugging while watching the tv. Whatever PDA - fine by me. To be fair, I am guilty of PDA too every now and then.

But when I see some thigh rubbing, almost-butt grabbing action and throw in some heavy duty kissing, whooaaaaa! Hello~~~ I am still in the room! Don't fucking ignore me! I may be okay with you being super cheesy to each other, but to the point that you are showing intense horniness as if I suddenly disappeared? Oh please. Go to your room, the kitchen, the backyard, whatever. Spare me your PDH and just let me watch tv in peace. I don't need to have lip smacking noises or murmurs of sweet nothings punctuating movie scripts every 5 seconds. You are horny. I get it. I am still in the room. You don't fucking get it.

Wtf. The worst is when the movie goes on after a commercial break. You know how they always have that silent few seconds clip to inform you of that the moving will come on soon - and all I hear is LOUD kisses. Yes, I know it - u guys are kissing. Pls tell me something I don't know, like when are u guys going to stop? Spare me and just go fuck since you are so obvious about it. Don't freaking stay in the lounge just cos I am there and it 'seems rude to leave early'. I am not a fucking 2 year old. I know how to operate a remote control.

Seriously, this lightbulb is very annoyed. Urgh.